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P122: Rage against the soda machine

hey guys this is ben. i edited this one and am releasing it early for you guys. enjoy

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It was donated to Israel

Slim Thugga

Finally, a break from watching videos on the Jews, Israel and translations of speeches

Stewart

Johns ass is bad dude

Hank Chill

I regret to inform you that hibernatingsportsman has passed away

David Bosquet

John is bad ass dude

Kikosio

Thank you ben for calling us ugly rage ❤️

j shane Garrett

A cucky makes for a great skit

Biblically Accurate Barstool

Hearing Ben and Jace talk about the Los Angeles libraries enraged me and reminded me of when I lived in Long Beach at a girlfriend’s place. I came from small town Illinois where one can use the library system in peace. I walked one day to the new library in Long Beach and it was already surrounded by a homeless encampment. Anyway, I’m home in small town Illinois again using the library system. The diverse homeless monsters were close to turning me into vigilante Travis Bickle. I praise the boys for being sane there; I couldn’t handle it.

David Eric Ricketts

Everything in LA is cringe and gay, except for John, he kicks ass.

Grand Mogwai

Once you hear that Ben talks in the cadence of Louis CK, you can’t unhear it.

DHexus23D

Thanks. I just spilled my grinder full of weed, this helps

BlackMetalDT

"about to do that with skateboarding" Let me know when you can tre flip bro

Clay Ivy

Devan Costa? More like Devan COCKSUCK lol

Jeff

The two out of three comment refers to the other two out of three guys.

Nelson J

I feel like Sasso never got accused of anything lol..?

DHexus23D

100% disagree. I think he’s getting way funnier now.

DHexus23D

He’s getting very funny.

DHexus23D

This came out Thursday and here I am on Sunday barely listening lol. I've always thought of heavy metal as orc music. Sad

beefsmellington

There's only good music biopic and it's Control from 2007

Jeremy Santos-Paik

I’ll take it

Allan Thibedeau

Retarded then

justin calderara

Unacceptable

justin calderara

jace

Owen McCormick

There can be only one.

Allan Thibedeau

TMP never dies.

GeorgeWBussy

Jace: Binjay Taco Bell (PS- Mownins)

Funny Donor

Jace you’re getting a LITTLE better at letting the boys jokes sink in before you open your cabbage hole. It’s still bad though. Good luck not interrupting other ppls jokes. You got a long way to go. I believe in you. Oh and your jokes aren’t very good. Just be less what you feel is good

Funny Donor

My aunts husbands sister dated Obama before he met Michelle, I’m not kidding either

Asher B

Jace, I just watched you IG story. Your golf swing is looking pure. Hope get more golf content in the future

jake

Where’s the intro

OsamaZynLaden69

Average nick fuentes take

Felix Fitzgerald

Eggers movies are for masculine men

Ricky Rich

I love going to sleep at night wondering if a terminally ill mexican child is going to rain down from the sky and ignite my apartment in flames

Jeff

Jace you have yourself legionnaires disease 😂

Steffffffffffffffffffffffff

Been to a lot of Metal shows and Ben is right. Good people but also the fattest, ugliest and angriest people you will ever meet. Nothing but guys that look like Jace if he ate Devan and fat goth bitches in black leather that cut themselves. It's a real horror

justin calderara

Having sex with a women? BAD

Sweaty giraffe

Jace I’m a Doctor. After listening to what you said I’ve come to the conclusion that I’m gay. I’ll send you a bill.

Jeff

S(He) was fixing her damn pussy before the crash 💅

Jeffrey Herman

Both?

Jeffrey Herman

Ben Pleaseeee video conference into recine time. It’s revolutionary. Avant gard. Chefs kiss, or get the hate watch boys on it, this hooker kicks ass and John should romance her!!!!!!! Xoxoxoxoxo oxi

Russell Dauksis

Ben you gay as hell

Liam

Ben I’ve lost control of the plane please help me

Jeff

Damn you fine shorty. I think I just filibusted.

Jeff

Ben walking into a theater in Harlem: "What up muh Snuggies?"

Paulie's Walnut

Ben discovers music lol

Mike J

No intro AND outro!? Come on Ben...

languagebarrier69

Agreed.

Steve

On the other hand, that's so cool you're a metal show groupie. Level 10 faggy.

Steve

I knew a podcast back in the day that used to promote shilajit, it was called the Ten Minute Podcast. Need I remind you who two of the three members were? You're on the road to rape allegations boys, make a course correction.

Nelson J

Ok thats pretty epic not gonna lie

Levi

You sir have won the comments today 👑👏🏽

Darion

Why is there no video anymore? Am I retarded or gay?

Allan Thibedeau

46 confirmed blue on blue friendly fire deaths for bruiser squad... good

Grant McCarty

Pretty Tiny Small Dick more like it

Parker

I have some of that and adrenaline junkie

rolon96 2810

these homosexuals have given me no choice with the banning of the reddit. also twitter is cool because i can say the n word on there.

Blake Williams

You actually use twitter? Lmao faggggg

Levi

Just a wee note from a newly qualified Scottish doctor, Jayce you have literally shortened your life by 3-5 years. If you taste blood in the next 2-3 weeks go to the emergency room immediately

Connor Meehan

Jace is such a fucking retard, giving himself a chronic respiratory disease by inflicting black mold on himself

Danny

Who da fuck is Ben and why he editing this shit?

Senor Avery

can't support jace's liberal "art" career any longer. cancelling for hatewatch.

synchromancer

Ayo Big Mike 🍆

cmears76

That is a very fair point that I hadn't considered. Most pits since I was a kid have had a contingency of about 20-30% shirtless dudes, so I'd always considered the skin sweat to just be the cost of doing business

Poon Don

i must be a idiot because i cannot figure out where to find the lemon party twitter community

Blake Williams

No, moshing wish you shirt off is wack, nobody wants to feel your sweaty skin, it's bad enough to feel it through a shitty band tee

Garrett Browne

GAY! My PTSD just makes it so I'm hyper vigilant with night terrors, I don't trust people and can't leave the house without my dog and knife. Pssh pussy, sad to see what you've become

Garrett Browne

Can my girlfriend suck your dick? You’re so cool and tragic.

DankHill

That joke on PTSD and overachiever is true and I am like that. It's a gift and a curse makes me good when I decided to go full overachiever at something. That explains my art skills. About to do that with skateboarding and motorcycle riding later.

rolon96 2810

I did feel conflicted, stuntin on fats is always a great thing to do yet I hate having things in common with homosexuals

Poon Don

first metal show ever? sometimes i forget how sheltered these 3 little fags are. so cute

Tommy Bahama

Appropriate response

Stewart

Very GOOD.

Nick Nightingale

I took my shirt off for the mosh pit at the last metal show I went to and as I was walking back up the stairs two separate fat couples looked at my abs and scowled.

Poon Don

LOL

Steffffffffffffffffffffffff

Shilajit fuckin rocks

emilio carbajal

More like Ben Gayvery

Grand Mogwai

Tranny helicopter pilot?

Jansen Moore

3 inches of blood kicks so much ass

Tyler

Obamas daughter picked up Devon’s left eye after it rolled off his face

farma cana

Didn’t get sucked off by math teacher? GOOD. Ask your chemistry teacher

simp for katie

The Book of Job, but it's Jocko Willink saying "GOOD" the entire time until both God and Satan get sick of his shit

M

No joke; if my dad was actually trans, I'd be glad that he's dead. I would sincerely be like, "thank GOD I don't have to explain this freak to anyone." I'd be mortified just at the mere thought of my dad existing.

Mike S

Ka$h Patel

Jeff

Riff ideas for next ep: Kash Patel(h1b) dropped a hard N in his confirmation hearing. Hilarious

Kevin Burnham

That one too we need both

rolon96 2810

Despite all my rage I am still just a fag in a cage

Grant McCarty

Your dad.

Parker

No Marty Robbins at the end? Sad

Darion

Totally had the chance to blame the past shite episodes on the studio layout Ben.

Max Larsen

Which one of your ladyboy friends did I offend that you have to anonymously talk shit?

Mike S

I want a skit: John gaybashing his way out of Alcatraz

August Ingram

Ben is the actual duke of arakis

Lauchlan Cheney-Seymour

You guys actually have to make a new skit called “Very Good” that’s based on Jocko’s Good clip

Jason Fontaine

You can put your library card info into the app Libby and check out free e-books and audio books.

Chad

On behalf of the greater Madison WI community…I apologize

Alex Hackel

Hey Jocko, A 🚁 just flew into a ✈️ and everyone exploded. Good!

Jack Jenkins

What, no intro?

Ambientus

Ben has to update his black voice, jokes and references. They're cringe. Gotta do his research so he can do it better. Put it on the back burner till it's better bud.

jumagrue

Devan needs to stay in camera, very difficult to listen to without seeing him

Jarrett Wood

Says the bald, fat degenerate commenting on a paid episode of an irony podcast.

Parker

Thanks Ben……ya homo

Timo F

WHERES THE FUCKING INTRO

Brian Gibson

I saw Ben last Saturday night 2am wearing a tie dye shirt and sombrero getting his dick sucked behind an ampm gas station dumpster… poor caty

Russell Dauksis

Despite all my rage, I am too fat to fit in the cage

Stewart

GOOD.

American Gwyn

Brian Posehn is one of the mutants at table 8 in the wedding singer lol

Father Bill Cracked Open My Stink Star

Thank you Ben I’m gay

Steffffffffffffffffffffffff

Thanks Ben

Private Jonesy

Im usually at work before the drop, ill be changing lanes pn the wood grain with this one

Half Life 3

Sorry Emilia, did I touch a nerve?

Mike S

Thank u Ben

Jacob Fain

Gay ass fagcast? GOOD. Very good. ~ Jackoff Shillink

Lemonlover69

John should be a guest soon

John’s Chinese CCP ex gf

I love you AOC

Clay Ivy

Damn boys, time to unstrap the velcro on my sneakers and huff the rest of this leather cleaner, the cast has dropped

Clay Ivy

I am here

Alex Garcia

RIP Jace.

Cannon

Who isn’t a mentally ill, one notch above the homeless, sexually deviant piece of shit? Like if one doesn’t think that exact wording applies to him - he’s cringe, he’s a fag and deserves to be eaten by Ben’s dogs.

georgedagain

Dear Ben - releasing this early is like my torturer ripping my molars out earlier than expected. Thanks.

jonathon

Thanks ben sleep tight

Victor Figueroa

Just try to remember the good times boys

megaman

Ong frfr

Stephen

Ben’s pretty fly for a white guy and Devan is pretty smart for a Mexican Syrian Indian

John’s Chinese CCP ex gf

I just came here to say: I really enjoyed the show in Austin. Being away from my family and friends made me realize how much I love the Lemon Party show.

Logan Orton

I love you guys

autismo

Thanks Ben! We love Dev

James

In all seriousness, the "tranny at the library" chunk was massively refreshing. Stop painting these freaks as "born this way" normal, functioning members of society; and start depicting them accurately, as mentally-ill, one notch above the homeless, sexually deviant pieces of shit.

Mike S

Thanks ben

Jack Lucci

John kicks ass

tyler11700

Thanks, Ben. Also, you're a huge fag

GhostofCadia

Why do Ben type in all lowercase like bieetch? I am dirty Indian man

Baby Gaylien

A day early? You're too good to us Ben 😘

Frontside shitslide

This but for Tuesdays too

Paul

Lemon Party on s Thursday night!? I wasn't gonna goon tonight but... I mean...

26chairs

You’re a total faggit, Ben

jake

Honestly post earlier every Friday. I get to work 2 hours before release time and I have to just goon until it drops.

EDub

Sir, a DEI pilot has hit the second tower.

Andrew Charles

Deus Volt! Inshallah!

🍅 🐒 dating a Na’ Mean cuz my glue guns a mulignana

Midnight faggotry

EDub

GREAT. JUST FUCKING GREAT. I adjust my entire gooning schedule around a show that I complain about constantly, and you release an episode early. GOD DAMNIT. Now an evening that I was going to spend jacking off and being worthless is RUINED.

Mike S

Hell yeah Ben ya goofy faggot I'm drunk as hell on a long walk and this is perfect

Poon Don

A little early lemonparty to go along with the lucky Pierre I’m currently in. What a night!!

Hate Rider

Woo!!

Calen Lucas

Thanks my nuqqa!

Writes Left Votes Right

love you guys

John Synnott

This episode SUCKS!

Daniel Seckler

Fart dick

FlavorousMage

Very good

Dan

Gay

Delyn Kirstein

Hell yeah bruther gobbless!

Johnny O

Sad to see what you guys have become (Jayce is not blue enough)

Justen Peters

Adam Friedland did Jesse Lee Petersons show you should too Ben

Dr sponge

Early and Gay.

GayRetard360noscope

who is ben

Bradley B.


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