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P112: Back to the Kick Ass \\ Hitler Seance

hey guys ben here. couple hard edits i made in here. one was for sound, the other was for legal reasons. thank you for understanding that i am g

releasing as a little treat tonight so we can all get sucked bright and early

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Ben maybe you could skip the pot brother. You could go get yourself some mushrooms, a coffee grinder, and a scale. Make your own microdose capsules starting with 0.1 gs per dose. Take them 4 days on 3 days off. Once you gain some confidence in the shallow end you could dive a lil deeper with a bigger dose. Or not just an idea 🤷

baerKub

Bowie was quoted as saying: "Britain is ready for a fascist leader ... I think Britain could benefit from a fascist leader. After all, fascism is really nationalism... I believe very strongly in fascism, people have always responded with greater efficiency under a regimental leadership." He was also quoted as saying: "Adolf Hitler was one of the first rock stars" and "You've got to have an extreme right front come up and sweep everything off its feet and tidy everything up."

Patrick

do you know what's funny, David Bowie was a fascist in the 70s and kind of said some shit like this look it up. There's a photo of him doing a swastika standing up on the back seato of a convertible.

Patrick

Fuck Relly Joll

Ridge

The jelly roll music is awful rather crash into a deer driving to end it in a Pennsylvania back roads

rolon96 2810

Jelly roll music makes me want to drink engine coolant accidentally and it was awful.

rolon96 2810

Devan angry rants are always funny

rolon96 2810

(((Us)))

Gleb Budilovsky

Lmao I almost kurt kobain my self with that song agree with Ben

rolon96 2810

I feel you brother

Ridge

Do not get a pen! I was hopelessly addicted to pens Ben love you but you’re an addiction inclined person

Isaiah

Cmon you can do better than that

Clay Ivy

I already have your mom and your sister, how many more hoes does one man need?

TheBostonTickler

Stop trying to control a grown adult because you have no control over your own life. I’m gay!

Jeffrey Herman

the (((media)))

Joe S

Go get some hoes

Clay Ivy

L take. if you like that piece of shit song you are worthless.

TheBostonTickler

skill issue. i smoke and run a spartan marathon. you smoke and turn into a pussy. sucks to suck faggot.

TheBostonTickler

his existence may be useless, but he's correct. jace is a big fat faggot who believes he's more talented than he is.

TheBostonTickler

I HAVE NO BAAAAAALLS BABY I HAVE NO BAALLS HELP ME😩😩

Nathan

What’s the Patreon tier where I can hear Devan get a full sentence out? Cos it ain’t this one…

Robust Duck

Just like Jace (I wanna spread him like butter

Blake Williams

In case you guys haven’t seen the new yankee in the south. Here it is: https://youtu.be/YNhIsl5oVvs?si=bEppsG8HMViaSCTY

ZABO

like 8th grade level ooft

C.C.

Don’t take it personally Ben. The brown and black peoples have mostly been taught to hate us by the media.

Ridge

The great Daman Wayans said “she was unrapeable”

Ridge

No matter what anyone says, I enjoy the gayest episodes

Ridge

Pastor Ben preaching again.

Ridge

Turd cookie sent mmeeeeeee 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

ConSpicMom

kill yourself, this comment is useless much like your entire existence

George Floyd Avery

I agree, he was even worse when he was rapping. I’m just pointing out the hypocrisy…

Charlie

“Anyone who says anything critical of me is literally Satan”

Brazil Nut Minus Toe

Jellyroll is a mediocre talent at best that only white retards worship cuz they're gay

justin calderara

Jace is a faggot.

a 2nd plane

Also the acid people who brag about ego deaths are really the worst evil hippie dog shit people ever and someone should spike their mushrooms

Clay Ivy

This ep might be the first time I've appreciated Ben's honesty. I smoke everyday and have done since 16 and I think those spiralling thoughts might be the thing that's holding me back in life the most. Confident naturally and made retarded by my addiction to a non addictive drug lmao I'm such a pussy faggot

Clay Ivy

Unfortunately if you're in here it's probably true that you too can't stand to watch the jelly rolls, the teddy swims, or imagine dragons or whatever garbage. It's annoying cause you sound like a supercilious wanker when you say this, but usually if most people like it, it sucks. I mean have you seen Forrest Gump? Ew

Clay Ivy

Agreed but does Devan seem like some that would like Lil Peep?

Brooks

Everyone should be

Clay Ivy

The amount of times I did more when I should have waited it's the worst feeling. Especially once I stopped for a long time and would try to do it sporadically

Jeremy Silver

Face tattoo for some going into the arts is there equivalent to burning the boats

Jeremy Silver

Based on everything Devan said, he should be a huge Lil Peep fan

Brooks

After further listening, I take it back. Please forgive me piggies.

DeepSlake

he killed 6 gorillion

Thecableguy9000

Are Jace’s eyes looking opposite directions?

Brett Thornell

Much love from one 🐖 to another

Mathew Baker

Save me rules…but all of Jelly Roll’s other songs are generic BS

Brett Thornell

I’m saying it used to be punk rockers, special forces, and criminals had a couple tattoos. Now soccer moms have sleeves, neck, and knuckle tats. I’m not special for not having them 🤣 sounds like a lot of projection here bud

TheSky Guy23

i guarantee most of the people i know who have tattoos are higher than you on your “socio-economic” chart. you sound like a faggot cuck who gets no pussy. you’re not edgy and “counter-culture, you’re a weird pussy.

TheBostonTickler

i love ben so much i have the bottle of sweet tea he chugged onstage at the boston show it is my crown jewel

TheBostonTickler

Slob Dylan

Ridge

Great Chance the rapper mock to start off the ep

Ridge

It’s Nick. I looked up a lemon party video on letterboxd one day and you were the only review and your username is D

Nicko Nick

Solid advice!

Rasmusey

You three retarded lib cucks! ❤️

Rasmusey

How do you know me

D

Is that you Don

Nicko Nick

🎶Somebody save me, from being a fag, it’s been so long , but I’m still a fag 🎶🎶🎶

Jake Novak

Kill yourself!!!!!!!! 🤬👹

Kylie

Honestly perfect ending

D

This show is at its PEAK in my opinion, when the gang is making fun of an overrated celebrity who is more famous than them.

Jacob Davis

Do NOT get a pen Ben. Pen's are the cigarettes of getting high and will make you retarded. You would genuinely be better off picking a time of day to relax and eating an edible every day at that time. They make weed "beers" with 1mg of THC per can, you can drink 5 of them and you won't feel much of anything. I think you can get them stronger too

Arthur Cady

Really like the color coordinated clothing that matches the lighting. This is why I pay 5 dollars a month to watch this

jake

Jellyroll is for divorced suburban dads who just lost their twice a month weekend custody of their kids because they got popped for their 2nd DWI with kids in the back seat. They listen to his music while posting religious quotes on Facebook about how “God has a plan for them”

Mongoloid Strength

Ben getting destroyed by weed is great. It’s really gay but as a long time smoker. The anxiety really is something deeper kicking you in the ass to fix something. When you don’t get that you know shits going good

Special Ed class

Oh yes please!

Kylie

Post Malone at least seems to have people around him trying. Jelly roll seems like he’s some Jews pet to laugh at

Special Ed class

Y’all retarded af

Rasmusey

Ye

John’s Chinese CCP ex gf

I’m glad people get something positive from Jellyroll but the only way that man could entertain me is if there’s a YouTube video of him driving off a cliff on fire.

Kenneth Cadieux

The self doesn’t exist it’s a narrative you can alter at any moment predicated on genetic behavioural tendencies

John’s Chinese CCP ex gf

No, the music is trash. There's no doubt about it. Van Morrison is still alive. Fuck Jellyroll.

itsalwaysrighthere123

KYSFGT brought to you by Ben Avery

Knuckin Futz

Na

DHexus23D

Loved the video episode. Also loved the trump and anti-trump episodes. And if you don’t get it fuck you.

DHexus23D

Gotta show up for the jellyroll hate sorry

Knuckin Futz

51:25 - 52:10 This is why Ben is great

scronyx

That trump episode wasn’t bad because it was you guys talking bad about trump, it was that you guys spent 2 hours on a single topic.

Walk4depression

Devin just bend the rod down that holds the float. The valve isn't shutting fully. Love you guys kick ass.

Geo Zawsum

THANK YOU for dropping the Video, I don't watch it 90% of the time but I need it to adjust the volume while I'm working. I do sales so I need the extra audio adjuster to get it right

Everyone Is Going To Hell

He talked about it on the live stream on his new website he brought on an author to discuss it too

Towelieeeee

yes.

MrMike

Are asexual furry femboys welcome here?

MrMike

The problem with tattoos is people started to look at it like some sort of hobby. Like if you care more about getting a tattoo than what the tattoo is your fucking gay. Just get into CBT or sounding and get it over with.

MrMike

Hope Jelly Roll sees this brother.

MrMike

If Ben has a stoner phase he should get dreds

MrMike

Just started the ep. Now I have a side quest while I listen

DeepSlake

Missed opportunity to say “hackistani”

David castro

Love the show but you’re ass wrong on Jellyroll’s music. He’s goofy but got soul, brotha.

DeepSlake

Blob Dylan is top tier stuff

ListenToTheBellGrossbard

And ben 90% of the listeners feel the exact same about you as when they first got into the show/ TD. You’re one of the best in the biz

John’s Chinese CCP ex gf

Not a bad theory for a non smoker about taking you back to your childhood but it’s a false correlation. Weed enhances reality often resulting in a renewed sense of curiosity, for both the internal and external world. That just mimics the child like curiosity one felt, but it doesn’t necessarily take you back. It only takes You back if your childhood issues are unresolved and it brings the back of the mind to the forefront as Devan described. Remember weed is psychoactive (I.e mind altering) it’s effecting your perception of reality, not reinstating a previous world

John’s Chinese CCP ex gf

NYTimes best seller list is such a sham. That was all her agent’s doing

Johnny Malloy

Jace getting high six years ago? Hmm…was that the premise for the classic “You’re the reason there’s traffic” sketch Devan and Jace did?

Johnny Malloy

Ben is 100% correct about whatever you hate being a roadmap back to yourself. Once you realize that you don’t have to change who you are completely. You just have to augment yourself so you improve yourself and worry less about whoever else you target if the moment is. By the way, I’ve always operated under the assumption the three of you guys are just amplifying who you are for the show. I don’t think you truly care about these things you rage about. Except comedy. You guys seem to feel strongly about that.

Johnny Malloy

Why does Ben think he has so many haters?

Dogburndan

😹

Roach Giggins

Don’t think for a second me and the Jace boys will let you slander the Original Jace-ter like that. You’ve been warned.

DankHill

great ep

John Synnott

Ben, I had a similar experience after my daughter was born. I think it happens to people in their 30s at some point, but my parents not really trying to see our kid and basically not helping out at all (despite them acting like they would) really made me morbid. I really started to realize how much my dad needs a mood stabilizer and some reality check on how he's treated his family for years. It wasn't anything abusive per se, but just a constant screaming ball of anxiety.

John O

Anne Frank went triple platinum though

Ned

Freaking out on 10mg is faggot no mans land

BlackMetalDT

Hello beautiful baby jirl

John O

I wanna hear Ben's thoughts on Cormac's 16 year old muse. Love Cormac and LP and need to hear the country's foremost McCarthy scholar's take.

Connor

Great episode folks. 🍻

Cobb Webs

smoke actual weed you pansies

DreadPirateRoberts

Jelly Roll is music for guys who think only getting probation is a win

Ja_ser

They’re bad

Ben Avery

🤭

Patric Davis

🅱️🐈

Patric Davis

This machine kills Mountain Dew

comixbrainz zzz

nah uh

Patric Davis

When it’s a free video ep I just know we’re gonna hear some good slurs!

George Floyd Minion

First half hour might be the most hypocritical shit I’ve ever heard 😂 “Jelly Roll is fat gay retard, sell out, making shit music” “I got high and realized yadda yadda, and people want to see me fail”…. What do you think Jelly Roll is singing about?… exactly what you said after calling him gay.. But Ben nailed it about seeing in others about what you actually see in yourself!

Charlie

Ben when you said you hated Jewish writers, I….i just felt complete…. Thank you…

Davy Jones Locker

Sure, but wanting to be "counter culture" ain't exactly something to flex either. Especially if you're not getting tats specifically because others have them. I think face tats are retarded too but honestly - so what? Kinda tired of retards raving about how only their brand of retardation should be acceptable

Gilgamesh

Devan, the Post Malone music rant saved me

Steffffffffffffffffffffffff

Ben you seriously need to take an edible and do a live stream once a month. I need to to introspective, empathic Ben giving thoughtful dialog in between videos people send you of the most retarded people to ever exist. Please make this happen for us

justin calderara

Good episode, also I'm incredibly gay

cutris alexander

51:42

Tony

LSD is derived from THC. Fucktard.

WifiMindControl

We get it, you're gay

WifiMindControl

WOOOO

rackell

“knockin on denny’s door” killed me

Jake Hall

Ahh, the drippins. 🤤

Lauchlan Cheney-Seymour

I take an edible and I just have the shits the next day, the devil was in my all along I guess

tizm

Devan being pissed at these scribble faces gives me hope to keep going

Smokey Brockton

Love when Devan is angry🤣

Tony

He in fact, does not

Ambientus

Friday baby! thanks lads! 🍋🎉✌🏾✌🏾🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳

X__andy

Jelly Roll kicks ass, unsubbed!

🍅 🐒 dating a Na’ Mean cuz my glue guns a mulignana

Soaking up the Alex Edelman hate. A real piece of shit!

T K

Retardation is original sin

Ryan Blankenship

27:18 let Ben finish his thought. Then allow us to register what he says Jace. Wow! You’re basically telling him shut up before he even finishes his thought. FIX IT

Funny Donor

If Ben's gay we're all gay. And I'm 100% with Devan on the tattoos, at this point I only have 2 friends that aren't covered in them. If you want to get them, feel free and some do look cool. People should be aware that you are wearing your socio-economic identity on your skin and self-identifying as unwelcome in polite society. 10 years ago they were still cool and edgy, but now that everyone's covered in them it is more "counter culture" (yes I am gay) to not have any at all

TheSky Guy23

Finally the targeted harassment I’ve been yearning for

Harrison Friedman

God dammit Ben, would you stop being this super introspective fag? When you let the rage and emotion get the best of you it's ok. Its not an issue, matter fact it's great for the show when you fly off the handle over something no other person seems to care about. Let it all out here, it will keep you even keeled out in reality.

Ambientus

Fucking hate that jellyroll guy

Not my gov name anymore thank God

https://youtu.be/39pZXKQb-NA?si=8mKZ9V1CPCFbL4vu I just thought Ben should be aware of this song.

Curt

Very Very Very Good

Tony Carbs

35:00 Ben narcissisticly projecting onto the comment section and other people... yeeeeesh.

WifiMindControl

Weed is gay do acid.

Chad

What a huge faggot 🫵🤠

Roach Giggins

Feed Ben RSO and watch him descend into madness.

l l

Sturgill helped post malone with that song...

Benjamin Schlegel

You guys really need to get out of that bubble of LA. You only think rap and hip hop is art 😂

Play Clemons

I’m full, hungover, and have a headache, going to listen to the boys scream at me while I nap. Peace

Seymour Buetts

I almost clapped at 51min so true

Sloth

It’s a brave new world out there

Ned

I did not get sucked this morning but at least I have the pod (still wake up wishing I was dead)

T-Swzzle

Is this a safe space to say that hate watch is a fully gay porn lifestyle podcast? Did I dream it?

JMow

What a joy to get this shee early fam bliss up cuh we in da clouds ded n gay

BustCohle

“I like yellow wolf.”

Austyn

Been just discovering what projection is through edibles lol

Father Bill Cracked Open My Stink Star

I'm in St. Louis at the moment looking at the gateway arch of racism , it's awesome.

ThatGuyTobias

He will beat the gay out of us

Steffffffffffffffffffffffff

Thank you Ben, seeing the notification this morning made me squirt.

Steffffffffffffffffffffffff

Where's Fridays episode? This was released on Thursday, pal. I ain't no dummy

E L î

Every time Ben starts talking too much about himself podcast gets fucking boring!

alexander

More comedy battles from "Machine Gun Benny." 🍋🍋🍋🔫

Phil Sidock

Frito Lay lady lay - Devan needs his own podcast.

Russ Sibbison

There is video of him at a Gathering of the Juggalos watching some chick get railed Chanting “fuck that bitch“ alongside a crowd of people And he used to speak in Ebonics like five years ago Basically the same thing

Monster MW

you are gay

DoughBoyD

You can't make your own decisions?

Evan

Ben 'I've read half of one philip roth book' avery: "I hate Jewish writers"... meanwhile many little jews came up with that bible he loves so much

Gina

Ben doesn’t get into anything half-ass, the next episode he’ll be a full blown Shaman who leads Ayahuasca ceremonies.

comixbrainz zzz

Hail Ben, Hail our people!

Stefan

Blob Dylan

Mike Cardella

Nutter butter 😂😂😂😂

Knuckin Futz

Face tattoos are coool you just don’t get them Devin

Knuckin Futz

Just got back from the Slurplus Store with a bunch of freeze dried n-words and a klan outfit made from an emergency blanket and I'm greeted with a free vid ep? Nice.

DankHill

Is this cool or stupid?

Niqqafeels

im happy 4 u ben my nw ord

Baby Fag

Hell yeah

Johnny O

Sad. Drink 6 or 7 Coke Zeros and lock in

Ratsnest

Devans tirade on face tattoos makes me question if there is anything that gives him true joy

Dirty Clamski

Joe Rogan should start a band and save music

NAZ

i actually had dthe idea with the small space we had to get a keyboard stand so i could have multiple levels of shi

Ben Avery

bro im still on cairo station

Ben Avery

Ben, chill with the early release. I'm trying to kill the Scarab on Metropolis in Halo 2, on legendary, and I'm all out of rockets. Can't watch rn

Ratsnest

every good boy deserves fudgeroll

Jared Eagles

Spread my butt and cum inside. I’m Gay by the way.

GayRetard360noscope

I nominate Lemonparty for attorney general.

Half Life 3

Niggas hate my pussy

Poon Don

Damn I can't wait to get fucked

Poon Don

There i was, a dark room with only my face illuminated by the glare of the google screen. My sweats were bunched up around my ankles. I thought about not typing rape into the bar but what's one more time, really? My fingers hesitated momentarily and then not so at all. Yeah I found nothing.

Nomadic Hermit

Kidding aside love u guys kinda

someone who isn't me

It looks like Ben is a wedding DJ and everyone else has gone home or something except these 2

someone who isn't me

Ben is that a standing desk? Lol

someone who isn't me

Nice

CJ

Thanks

someone who isn't me

I love how gay this is

someone who isn't me

Devan dressed like a gas station boxing coach.

Half Life 3

The early bird gets the worm. That's what I say to me girlfriend every morning

Nomadic Hermit

thank you sir

Ben Avery

Jelly Roll anally raped his 2nd cousin in middle school. Google it.

Camcam

Just placed some Zyns in my tight hairless bussy

Uncle Ellis

Was just about to go to bed and now I gotta spend the next hour & 1/2 beating my meat. Great, gunna be tired at work tomorrow.

Corey Reynolds

Hitler did NOTHING wrong

Camcam

So supple

Abdallah Hiffiz

Spread them into the universe with all my love

Abdallah Hiffiz

I love you Ben. Im gay. Very good

Frank M

Kneed this and make them turn pink

Abdallah Hiffiz

I love the "Working out the kinks" Ben era.

Half Life 3

Kiss Ben's milky thighs so tenderly.

Abdallah Hiffiz

Bones Ben thank you

GLMT

I’ll be a part of this world.

simp for katie

Imma oil you up, Jace

Gabriel


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