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Ben Avery
Ben Avery

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my new website is live.

The streams will be every Wednesday 7PM EST. Longer streams. Guests. Prepared material.

There's shirts and stuff I designed for sale. (except for the chinese mug, @nathangriffo photoshopped that for me and he is almost done with the new intro video graphics and intermissions for the show. Make sure to follow him here: https://x.com/nathangriffo, he's very talented).

Clarification: The Show will remain free when L I V E on X and youtube. But then it goes behind a paywall. I understand some people cannot afford a membership, so there is no barrier to watching and enjoying the show still. It is a free live show.

People have asked why I don't do this show on Patreon instead. Well, the money would make no sense since we divide it three ways here. Also, my website will most likely be the future for all LP content (date unknown). Seems to be the direction we are moving in as a creative group. One day I hope to afford our own servers. Then we won't use youtube to host anything except clips. We don't censor the show on youtube—like most podcasts—and we pay the price in the algorithm and financially. But I can't complain if youtube is hosting our stuff in the first place.

After January 1st, the price for new members of The Show will go up, but everyone signing up now at benavery.live are locked in at $8.99 (founders price). Right now I am streaming to X, Youtube, etc, and it will be embedded on the website. You will receive emails when I go live.

There is an option at checkout where if you spend a certain amount in the merch store, you also get a month for free. Make sure to take advantage of this and if you ever see me in public make me buy you something like a diamond ring or a donut and then throw me through a storefront window.

The chat which will appear on the stream is in the ben avery discord called #live, which is moderated by me. That chat is private and you only get access to it as a member of the website.

For submitting videos, I am not sure how to gatekeep that or if to get rid of it entirely. We will see. This is the first iteration of the website and it will only get better and more independent from other services (such as discord, youtube, etc) as time goes on.

Robbie P2 has big timed me as first guest, btw. Seems he is my white whale. Please ask him to come on. He's pissing me off.

I will probably do podcast and other livestream content for members only as well.

If anyone wants to create a youtube clip channel for the streams, I more than encourage that. Reach out to me so we can make that happen.

You can go to the website and give me your email also if you want to and I'll send you pictures of my wife's bras and when we are doing live podcasts or stand up.

Step into the light,

Ben

Comments

What? First stop being so goddamn cheap. You are def gonna stay a virgin that way…/

Mathew Baker

You are a headline reading retard. And the hammer of justice is not coming after my saintly ass. Idiot.

Nick B

“I know we joke around, calling Cormac a groomer,” she can’t help but crack a quick smile here before turning serious, “but that’s a defense mechanism of mine. I loved him more than anything. He kept me safe, gave me protection. He was everything to me. Everything. He was my anchor. He was my world. He was my home, even when we didn’t live together anymore. Those things that happen to you, that young and that awful, you don’t really heal. You just patch yourself up the best you can and move on. And Cormac gave me protection and safety when I had none. I would be dead if I didn’t meet him. He was the most important person in my life, the person I love the most. He was my anchor. And now that he’s gone,” -Cormac's Victim.

Nick B

This is by far the best insult. It rolls off the tongue so well, even Ben himself knows it.

CaptainAutismo

Yes

Steven Farrell

the Chinese Guy mug is very good

Jay Williams

😭😭 this website intro lmfao. Well done BA 👏🏿 congrats on all the success. (I would like to see your wife’s bras btw)

cmears76

Why do u have some cunt of a woman the mod of the discord server

choochang

You have to pay to comment or even read the comments that was half the fun, streams are brutal now

Sachin Simon

I’m sure there’s been some damage done

Candy Nix

You should consider having a five dollar tier

Dustro 5000

Ben got hoisted by his own petard today, what with Mccarthy being a pedophile. The hammer of justice comes for all.

Adam Skorupskas

Is this Tom segura ?

Sachin Simon

Cancelled lp. $20 hate watch for life. Feel so happy about it the second he said Aaron Gwyn

Matt

Needing to pay to be in the comments is nuts when I'm paying for patreon

Matt

Surely Ben has an enormous butt hole

Fernando

Ben let's cuddle in bed like Ishmael and qqueg and smoke pipes

Fernando

How is 8.99 a lot of money?

Isaiah

As a non-poor person, I will support anything these guys do. I bought merch months ago thats still unopened. You retards will spend more money on an autoblow and rubys flowers, which still supports the show so thats good too. Just sayin. Get over yourselfs. We all are selling something or working for someone. They work for themselves. Get use to it. Stop being gay. Faggot. There I said all of my favorite lemon party words

Steven Farrell

I'll give it a year.

MrMike

He can only give you more AIDS

DanielDragon

Good luck with this Ben! I stopped watching the livestreams a while ago.

Rasmusey

Ben I have aids please help me

Liam

Ben we love you… and by we I mean the Jews

Mathew Baker

I'm so disappointed by how much this made me laugh

Jack Vandelay

Will there be a backlog of streams?

Isaiah

I can’t read (I’m gay)

Trevor

Hell yeah

Zane Beaty

Losing his house and this guy is worried about servers... priorities man, priorities.

Delyn Kirstein

More like like Robbie pee poo!

Ninjachucks

Tim how did you manage to get more gay and less funny?

Jack Vandelay

Over extended for sure, didn’t pay attention to his equity ratio. Sad.

Sachin Simon

Show me Bob and vageen.

Dana Rigamortisaur

...callingben...

Highland Oaxacan Gold

Ben, why are there no jq references on merch?

Highland Oaxacan Gold

the show is still free. this will be over 20 hours of content a month that is paywalled.

Ben Avery

Those were the days.

Candy Nix

At the very least he needs to bring back the legs wide open to the camera crotch shots in the short shorts.

Lisa Vella

Very cool Ben. Love the livestreams and glad you're keeping them going

Lisa Vella

Oy Vey Benjamin, that’s so much money

PeePee PooPoo

You sound like a fucking loser. Go get friends and a hobby.

Mc

The livestreams are still free. I wish people would read what I write

Ben Avery

The livestream is free dude lol

Ben Avery

Hey guys I am too cool to do other podcasts. We have alienated ourselves from everyone in the space being so fucking edgy and cool. I can’t make enough money I need you to shell out even more money because my artistic opinions matter I’m totally not a fucking fag milking my audience just like everyone else, I promise. Instead of growing the podcast pay more money for a livestream of me watching other people suck.

Tim Dillon

This shit is so ass now

Zach Scrivani

Are unfunny self righteous rants included? Or is it a comedy podcast?

DankHill

Nice, thank you for that info! Chimpkin forever

Monster MW

the chimpkin shirt is comfort colors. the heavyweight t i imagine is similar to LA Apparel but i haven't received my sample yet

Ben Avery

I love you Ben and Lemonparty but I can’t pay for another thing because I’m gay and petty. It was fun while it lasted for watching livestreams but I’ll see y’all over there if Lemonparty ever goes to your site.

Steffffffffffffffffffffffff

Oh hey Ben is the merch the same Tshirt fit as the LP merch?

Monster MW

I’m here to help

Candy Nix

It’s refreshing to see a woman ask that, it gets tiring always being on the receiving end of that question …receiving end..heh

Monster MW

Just signed up late as heck last night, my insomnia worked in my favor

Monster MW

this is a different show and will probably be close to 20 plus hours of content a month.

Ben Avery

Very, very gay

DanielDragon

Hell ya

Boston big nuts

So this is another $10 on top of the patrion?

megatrondelux

Ben really can’t pay this mortgage Jesus Christ

Tony Carbs

G a y !

fk bud

Show us your butthole

Candy Nix

sus fam ngl!

Alexandr

Seems super gay. Subscribed.

Brody Steven’s Rope

If it was getting old and you’re losing interest why are you hateful and mad? Probably because you work Friday nights instead of watching the lives and getting head like literally everyone else that watches. You get head on Friday nights, right?

Brody Steven’s Rope

ill be buying a shirt soon, need a dookie designed Indian Guy mug

FSHNCHPS

I think they stay on youtube for few days before going behind a pay wall

Johnny O

Man Gravy

DankHill

Benavery . Gay would have been a better URL. Sad.

Lucas LeCompte

I'm currently in the streets shirtless, with a harpoon, hunting RobbieP2

Ratsnest

Subscribed

Adam Way

I heard he has a mortgage on a 2.5 million house is Las Cruces

Jack Vandelay

This is gay. Why tf would you put the lives behind a paywall wtf. I'm usually at work when you stream and watch them after but I'll just stop fuckin watching them you greedy Jew. Oh well watching you watch retards give themselves diabetes was getting old anyways.

Frontside shitslide

Lmfao

T K

More like bengravy.love, fatso

T K

Sad to see what you’ve become

Christian Tweedy

this is the correct response.

ThatGuyTobias

ha, more like Men Gayvery

Tommy Bahama

I can’t put down the cup, I can’t put down the cup

Gunnar Squires

Redbar will be proud, or furious

Asa Bell

Merch sucks ass 👎 very bad

🍅 🐒 dating a Na’ Mean cuz my glue guns a mulignana

I wanna see those bawls out 1st live show

Camcam

Very gay and I support it. Robbie P2 giving you the cold shoulder is poetry

J-Mac

Beggars cup Benny at it again

Sachin Simon

You think I’m gonna pay your gay ass for a livestream?

bob

Saw it. Looks pretty gay. Very good👍

Jake

Nigger

bob

What the world needs now , is Ben sweet Ben …

Josh Spruit

I’m gay

JT

Good timing I just got to the end of the ep

Gruntch

Good luck on the mortgage Ben 👍

DankHill

Gay

GayAssBen

The goose is loose

Not a pretty pal Boi

Shut up

johnathan breault

hyped! 🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳✌🏾

X__andy


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