HolloNut

"You run with any bike gangs, or just like that bad boy look?"

Added 2024-10-16 16:00:10 +0000 UTC

"Bumper, that is some sick... swag you have there, yes. But what about the question that was asked?"

Bumper: "Uh... Heh.
I mean, I used to be in a bike gang! Nowadays I'm more of a lone rider, you know? I'm not just doing all this stuff for show! I mean, you saw my entrance – that was FIRE! I'm a pro at this stuff, by now! (Okay, maybe "pro" is pushing it a little...)"

"What gang were you in? Why did you leave?"

Bumper: "I told you! The Tone-Deaths!
I left because... I dunno. I didn't gel with the other guys as well as I thought. Bikers are all talk and being all... in-your-face showy. I'll go ahead and say it, some bikers suck! You know, I think REAL bikers have honour... They can be badass, but they're not thugs.
So yeah, I'm doing that bit of soul-searching on my own for now. I think every self-respecting guy owes it to himself to think about this... this role, y'know."

"Why are you still wearing that jacket if you're not in this gang anymore?"

Bumper: "Bro, what's with all the nosy questions? I just like my jacket! Decent jackets my size are super hard to find!
Besides, they probably disbanded by now! What's keeping me from wearing a jacket of a gang that doesn't exist anymore? Sheesh..."