Jan / Feb Release Schedule

Hey there, Patrons!  We hope you're having a great 2024 so far, and we hope it only gets better from here on in.

Normally around this time I'm asking where the month went, but it's January, so mostly I'm wondering why it isn't February yet.  It's always a long month, this year feels longer than most, and it seems to get longer every day!  But the evenings are getting just a little lighter, and already we're thinking about themes for our summer issues, so it won't be long before the seasons change and spring is upon us.

Things have been real busy here at Cabra HQ as we ramp up production for the year ahead.  We've already got your next few issues planned out and ready to go, and just like that hot new office worker who went into the board meeting after eating those spicy burritos, we've got loads more in the pipeline that we just can't wait to get out!

So, what have we got planned?  Well, later this week is something I'm super-excited about, the return of Natasha!  She still doesn't speak English, but we added some pictograms to translate.  This time she's determined to beat Maria's Laxative Challenge - but will she manage it, or will nature take its course despite her willpower, or will she simply give up and beg to use the restroom before the time is up?  Static images to follow the week after.  Oh, yes, Maria's Laxative Challenge?  That's right - Maria is a total natural at encouraging our willing volunteers to keep on clenching long after they would normally have given up and used the restroom, so we've handed the whole Laxative Challenge series over to her.  We'll have more Maria's Laxative Challenge issues later in 2024.

Moving on, our 9th Febuary issue features fan-favorite Hannah in an episode called The Unclean Cleaner.  While trying to be helpful, Elyssia locks Hannah in the cage without providing her a welcome opportunity to open her bowels - an opportunity which will present itself against her will if somebody doesn't let her out soon!

On 23rd February, three of our favorite girls go out on the town after eating some bad food in a restaurant.  When the brown tornado strikes, there are no vacant cubicles - so they have no choice but to stand in line and squirm until the cubicle becomes free, or they find somewhere else to relieve themselves, or they soil their panties.

Finally, on the 8th March, novice dominant Luella has taken on two submissive girlfriends, and she's putting them to the test - first one to open her bowels is the loser!

Also, the 2024 season of the Cabra HQ Hold-it Contest starts in March, so make sure you're tuned in for that.  We're still not sure what the format is going to be yet, so my top three employees are meeting tomorrow to work it all out, and they won't be allowed out of the board room until they've come up with something.

As always, if there's anything in particular you want to see, or any of our previous ladies who you want us to get back in for more butt-bursting torment and panty-destroying desperation, just let us know!