🤣🤣🤣 the chef would have the most priceless look on her face from hearing all of that.
Azieru
2022-10-24 00:49:58 +0000 UTC
Chief: why does the prisoner have two black eyes and a broken nose?
Mel: He was a LARP’ER who distracted me so they could kidnap Blume and didn’t even give me the common courtesy of sex after our spy date that I PAID for.
Chief:……and you beat him up for that?
Mel: No, it was when he pulled the fedora and started calling me m’lady and said I would make a fine breeding unit for the villains.
Chumlee99
2022-10-24 00:43:09 +0000 UTC
Our beloved BIG Titty Police Lady is not amused.
Azieru
2022-10-23 01:53:09 +0000 UTC
It's like reading old Thor comics. It doth make mine head hurt.
Tesseract
2022-10-23 00:29:35 +0000 UTC
Sure is Tuxedo Mask in here...
Emperorbassexe
2022-10-22 17:21:49 +0000 UTC
I don't see where all the hate is coming from, I love a good dramatic flourish.
Richard Handy
2022-10-22 16:32:27 +0000 UTC
honestly a larper would still be worse than the reality
Azul
2022-10-22 06:19:42 +0000 UTC
"Couldn't you have just had sex with me as a distraction, like a normal person?"
"We both know there is nothing worse in the world than sex between two people who can't make each other horny"
"Good point"