jackieblu

New Coworker

Look out for your new coworker. There’s something about her. Started a new job today. I hope I make a good impression.

Blueberry Pie for Breakfast?

Induce Me

Someone induce me before I pop!

Perfect for Any Occasion

Weddings, Birthdays, or just because, a Berry Girl is perfect for all occasions. They come in several flavors, including Blueberry, Cherry, Grape, and Raspberry and with enough juice to ensure your...

Don't Have a Cow

- Don't have a cow, mom... because I thinking I'm already having one!

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Shirley Temple

Someone should order me a Shirley Temple. 

Pregnant Again

Turns out if you let them finish juicing you after birth, all that juice in your womb just forms a new blueberry. So guess who’s gonna have another blueberry!

Hey Wait a Minute

The juicing hasn’t made the blue go away and I’m actually getting bigger. That means I could be…

Sweet and Blue

Snuck Out

Don’t tell anyone, I snuck out of the factory before they could get fully juice me. 

Tier Changes

I’m making some changes to my Tiers.

$3 Tier has been deleted 

$5 Tier will now include all pictures including my cute and often blue face

$10 Tier will have access to...

Recovery

Took me just over 3 weeks and I’m exhausted. They let me keep a small baby bump just full of juice as a comfort during recovery. I’m not sure if I’ll do a series like that again. It was awful...

Altering Tiers

I am thinking of altering the Tier pricing. Most of my Patrons subscribe at the $10 level. And I rarely post anything in the other tiers. I’m thinking of making everything $5. Is there anything s...

My Juice Broke

My juice broke Saturday and I was in labor all night. It was a difficult time and after every delivery it felt like I got even tighter making it difficult to push again. But I made it. 

Calmer and Bigger

Feel a bit calmer about my berries and feeling a bit bigger. Had to go to talk with professor and people couldn’t stop staring. Was it my blue skin or my belly?

Check Up

Yesterday was so crazy! I had my last check up. First they told me not matter how hard I tried juicing myself, I am going to be blue until the berries come. Next they told me I was carrying three b...

I Know What I Said

I know I said I wasn’t going to go out again but I couldn’t resist a good dress on warm day. Berries will likely come this week. I have a check up soon. Can’t hear the news.

Last Night Out

Probably the last time I go out until the berries come. Better make it worth it.

Messy Eater

Can you believe my date ordered me blueberry pie and ice cream last night? I was so excited I got a little messy. The berries loved it too. So we had to end our date early so I could get home and g...

Blueberry Garden

Out doing some plant shopping. Maybe I’ll make a blueberry garden. 

Formal Date

My sorority formal was Saturday night. Would you have wanted to be my date?

Made Me Smile

Bumpdate: someone told me I looked like a blueberry and it made me laugh. Berries have been growing slower than normal but I don’t mind; I love carrying them.

Need to be Kissed

These lips need to be kissed and my body juiced. Don’t be surprised if they taste like blueberries. 

Off to Tutoring

And then a small juicing. Not enough to shrink my belly but enough to get the blue out of skin. Good thing I wore a skirt. This way someone can easily get up there and get the job done. 

Sorry!

Sorry I haven’t been keeping up with my bumpdates. I went out shopping yesterday. All the clothes I bought won’t fit me in a couple of days but after the blueberries come, they’ll fit again.&...

At the Library

Had to go to the library for a bit today. Have to get some books before my belly keeps me from reaching the shelves. Or fitting down the aisles. 

Day Three

Day 3 of my blueberry pregnancy. I have a little bump. I took a walk in the park to see if anyone noticed. Would you notice?

New Batch of Blueberries

Just got back from the factory. I had to wear something short that would give them easy access so they can put those blueberries in me. It was a very fun operation. I can already feel them growing....

What If…

What would you think if I dyed my hair blue? Or even cut it? What if I did my make up all in blue? Do you think people would start to ask questions?

Comfy in My Onesie