The Girl with the Giant Hat and Other Sketches #173 of Excess
Added 2018-04-18 21:26:10 +0000 UTC
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A young woman, on a trip to the beach wanting some sun dons her giant hat to shade herself slightly, ends up being dwarfed by her giant pregnant belly which ends up blocking more sun than her hat.
GnarlyOtaku
2018-04-20 14:36:14 +0000 UTCThat's no moon...
Serp
2018-04-20 09:39:23 +0000 UTCAdditional ideas of excess and/or giant hats 1.) An exceptionally busty, pale and freckled Irish woman has been wanting to wear a particular revealing summer outfit. However, her fair skin burns very easily in the summer sun. Her solution? A frilly sunhat with a brim nearly the size of a beach umbrella. 2.) A woman indulges rather excessively in "filler" to give her bust line a serious boost. But she underestimated how effective the filler would prove to be and has now discovered that the custom swimsuit she ordered prior is about 4 generous sizes too small. However, rather then admit her favorite swimsuit is now far too small she has instead convinced herself that it being way undersized won't be that noticeable... It's noticeable. Very noticeable. 3.) A wealthy and also very fecund debutante has decided to treat herself and her "growing dozen" to a fancy dinner out. However, after nearly 6 hours of steady eating her increasingly swollen belly is beginning to tear through her formal dress. Causing any onlooker to wonder silently how much of this meal is indeed for her growing brood and how much is just her own gluttony.
Kenneth
2018-04-19 19:06:52 +0000 UTCWhat does the pastrymancer hide under her pastry chef hat?
Mason Dunne
2018-04-19 13:49:47 +0000 UTCYou just hit me with a big dose of nostalgia with this one. Phantom Lady aka Dark Mother to this day remains one of the hottest hentai characters of all time. Her and Nail Kaiser, of course!
Kenneth
2018-04-19 13:30:48 +0000 UTCThe REAL question those ACME gumshoes should be asking Carmen Sandiego is how does she hide those massive knockers and man-meat?
Squirreldoctor
2018-04-19 11:40:30 +0000 UTCVictorian era clothes that is all
Enigma42
2018-04-19 05:46:46 +0000 UTCWhen I hear "giant hat" my mind jumps to Phantom Lady of the hentai anime "Angel Blade", as her mask is the most ridiculous of hats I can think of. Also: she's got giant constant lactating breasts, but mostly her hat is the biggest around. So I guess I'd request her, but beyond "huge evil curves" I can't think of much to do with her. Just be neat to see her in general I guess!
Munemune
2018-04-19 05:21:43 +0000 UTCThis honestly might have been done, but the "Big and Tall" clothing store brand catalog but the store is called "Big and Round"
Grimgor
2018-04-19 04:15:52 +0000 UTCWhy not a giant pregnant belly to match the hat, and some excess junk in the trunk?
Yoga Bear
2018-04-19 03:42:05 +0000 UTCMakes me think more of the woman with the blue dress by the sea.
Azieru
2018-04-19 03:14:12 +0000 UTCWhere in the world is Carmen Sandie-grow?
CrowMagnon
2018-04-19 02:09:30 +0000 UTCThe lingerie available in the zdemian universe must be quite beautiful. Lacey bras big enough for tapestries; cow girls wearing intricate combinations of stalkings, bustiers and corsets; androids with holographic underwear.
DH
2018-04-19 00:55:43 +0000 UTC
