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The Most Important Question Ever (According to My Audience) - LUD #5

Sorry for the double-post. I forgot to tick the box that actually charges patrons for the video lol. Kind of important.

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SUCK MY AMERICA

This might be my favorite video I've ever made. I tried my best to channel the spirit of George Carlin.

Normally, I try to avoid going anywhere near political topics, but I hoped if I made it...

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How To Impress the Ladies: A Guide for Nerds (You) - LUD #4

Guess who's back...

Back again...

Damn, it's been a while since the last proper video post. If you don't follow my twitter/livestreams (which you should :^)), you might not have heard, ...

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Never Post Your FEET - Listen Up Dumbasses #3

I sometimes imagine meeting my past self, the person I was 10 or 15 years ago, and telling him "You're gonna make a living by playing an anime girl who sounds like Joey Diaz and talks about feet on...

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Would SEX w/Your CLONE Be GAY? - Listen Up Dumbasses #2

Almost forgot to post this lol.

Tonkatsu is becoming the anime adaptation of Dear Abby. I love taking stupid questions and thinking about them really seriously, so this style of video works r...

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Why Do I Keep Getting Friendzoned? - Listen Up Dumbasses #1

I loved doing this video. Katsu is an arrogant, self-aggrandizing know-it-all, so this type of content suits her character perfectly. It also suits me personally because I can bs and riff and make ...

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Cursed Video DO NOT WATCH

OMG I almost forgot to post this.

Alright you degenerates, that's it. The futa meme is dead. It's over. No more of that.

But yeah no for real I'll probably make another video about it. ...

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Interspecies Reviewers Update

Episodes 7-10 of our reaction have been added to the folder. 11 and 12 coming soon.

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Interspecies Reviewers Reaction (Patreon Exclusive)

Finally, some Patreon exclusive content.

Since Dashie and I are reviewing this series in our stream tomorrow, we recorded our reactions while watching it. It was pretty damn entertaining.

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My Followers Show Me the Last Image They Saved...

When I started this video, I had no idea what I was getting into. I figured a few dozen people would reply and show me their images.

Turns out people are way more eager to show off their dege...

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Protesting Lolis and Policing Degeneracy on Twitter

lol youtube keeps age-restricting my videos. I wonder why?

That first segment is something I've wanted to say for a long time, that video of the lady with the sign just gave me an excuse to d...

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The Tentacle Monster Diaries

I just keep leaning into these Tonkatsu lore videos. People seem to love them and engage with the stories. I would never have imagined there was a desire for this kind of content. It's great, becau...

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Being a π™ƒπ™€π™‰π™π˜Όπ™„ GIRL Sucks

I like it when I can work Tonkatsu's stupid lore into a video. The whole story about her previous work in the hentai industry and what happened then is fun to talk about, because I just get to make...

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The Most Disgusting Anime Girl of All Time - Yamai Ren [Komi Can't Communicate]

There is nothing I love more than complaining about things I don't like, and that's exactly what this video is.

I've been grossed out by this character since S1. However, I've been watching K...

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Racist Vampire Looks Like Michael Jackson

I was drunk. That is all that needs to be said about this video. Normally, I use these posts to give a little insight into my thought process on a given video, for anyone who wishes to read it. In ...

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Don't Cancel Amber Heard, You Morons - The Depp Lawsuit and Mob Justice

I wrote this video four days ago. Then I realized the trial was ending on Friday, and I was like "oh shit."

A lot of the points are contingent on not knowing the verdict. I knew I could gambl...

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I'm not TSUNDERE, I'm AMBER HEARD

I know I'm an anime reviewer, but sometimes, something happens in the 3DPD realm that's insane enough to attract my attention. AH is worst girl.

Seriously though, other than watching Komi S2 ...

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Why Anime Romance Sucks - My Dress-Up Darling Episodes 7-12

I wasn't sure if I was going to finish this one before the end of the month. I'm glad that I did so I can be done with this show and move on to something else.

I really had high hopes for MDD...

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Loli Police, Genderbent Kirito, and Naruto Running - Awful Twitter Comments #4

Sorry for the lack of content lately, guys. This month has been rough. I won't go into too much detail, but someone close to me is going through a difficult time, and it's been hard to work.

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Most VTubers are DOING IT WRONG - How to be a VTuber the Right Way With Tonkatsu Sinclair

Man, was this fun to do. As long as this video doesn't completely flop, I'm definitely doing more of these. There's so many brilliant lessons Katsu can teach about VTubing, anime, and a whole host ...

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The John Wick of Weeaboos

What a ridiculous video.

The thing that always impressed me about this commenter was how creative he is. Instead of just saying "watch Symphogear" over and over, he would always find a way to...

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NFTeeZ NUTS

I want to say thanks to you guys. I wasn't sure if you would be cool with me putting music here as paid content, since I figure most people signed up for this based on the main Katsu videos, which ...

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Should I put music on patreon?

I'll keep it short since you guys have better shit to do:

I've been having a debate with myself over whether or not I should post the NFT song as a Patreon item. I put as much work into it as...

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Feminist NFTs, Pickle Waifus, and Other Garbage - Awful Twitter Comments #3

Time for a shitpost video.

My favorite part of this was definitely the NFT song. I love making music, but I haven't been doing it much since I started this channel. I'm always just working on...

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You Won't Care About Marin in a Year...Will You? - My Dress-Up Darling Episode 1-6 Review

Man, I worked my balls off on this one. Normally, once I finish a video script, it takes me *at least* a week to record and edit it, but this one I did in five days. Five and a half days, actually....

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An Avalanche of Lewds and Degeneracy - Awful Twitter Comments #2

Twitter is an awful site, but there's lots of porn, so it all kinda balances out, right?

As stupid as they are, I love doing these videos. The anime reviews require a lot more thought, becaus...

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The Most Offensive Show I've Ever Seen - High Guardian Spice

This was supposed to come out like two months ago when High Guardian Spice was actually relevant, but it wouldn't be me if I didn't completely fail to meet my own deadlines.

But yeah, I wrote...

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This is What Happens When Your Waifu Discovers Twitter - Replying to Awful Twitter Comments

Happy New Year guys!

Getting this one in right before the buzzer, and not just for the month, but for 2021.

I was really sick this month, and wasn't able to work for a while, so when I ...

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Making Waifus Real by Scalping Chicken Tendies - Tonkatsu's Plan for 2022

Dumbest video I've ever made, but also one of the most fun. I wanted to see what Tonkatsu would be like if she wasn't constrained by trying to review a show. I wanted to let the character run wild ...

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Komi CAN Communicate, and She's Better at It Than You

I really got behind on content this month. Learning how to livestream took up a good chunk of my time, and I knew it would, but I didn't expect to fall that far behind. I thought I wasn't going to ...

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