SWotFW 1 (2018)
Added 2018-11-20 03:57:24 +0000 UTCSWotFW is back again!
Just like always, SWotFW stands for Seven Wonders of the Food World and I'll be posting the challenges from smallest to largest challenge!
You may have noticed that this isn't Shawarmageddon as the 1st this year, and that's because it was retired from the SWotFW lineup for another enormous meal you'll all see later showed up.
Today on Seven Wonders of the Food World, we have challenge number two, the Solar Egg-Clypse. Sold on urth as a gimmick, it's often sold to war bands stopping through town to have a meal before going back off to do their battles or whatever they're doing, but really it's meant for roughly 50 people. It's very popular among the Pink scaled lizard folk whom used to prey on the eggs of other reptillian creatures when they were less evolved, but still very much enjoy eggs. The Solar Egg-Clypse is called so because it's enough food to block the sun from your table. It's 50 lbs of scrambled eggs, 100 pancakes, 100 waffles, 100 sausage links, and 50 lbs of bacon, topped with some sunny side up eggs. If you win you get a hat that says I'm eggcellent.
This year participating in the challenge is resident adorable lesbian Chiyoko, and her girlfriend Haruka.
Chiyoko has an eating disorder and really shouldn't be doing this, but she must really want that hat. Haruka has dwarfism, thus her short stature, but Chiyoko thinks her being fun sized is perfect. Haruka just seems enamored with her sexy girlfriend and so is stuffing her to the brim. Snuggling is gonna be great tonight.
Stay tuned tomorrow for the next contestant~
Comments
I agree 100%. Tiny girls eating twice their own body weight in anything is top tier. XD Maybe sometime she can do a reversal on her tiny girlfriend~
2018-11-20 16:51:58 +0000 UTCAw, it should have been Haruka getting stuffed for a change. But then again, I like taking the tiny girls and making them wider than they are tall.
onipuck
2018-11-20 07:31:55 +0000 UTC
