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Episode #781: Bad Boys: Ride or Die

“Marcus is now full-on Homer Simpson!” - Eric, on Marcus being lured by candy

[EDITOR'S NOTE: Hey gang, if you downloaded this episode before 8:20am/et on 1/28/25, delete it from your device and redownload this version or stream this new version. There was some wonkiness with Steve's audio levels upon first export, but this new version is fixed. Thanks. - Andrew]

On this week’s episode, we conclude our month of talking about movies from last year with a chat around the latest in the seemingly never-ending buddy cop franchise, Bad Boys: Ride or Die! How hilarious is this Joey Pants Scream 3 video? Wasn’t it the smart move to bring some more comedy back into one of these movies? We’re looking at you, part three! And how rad is all this Ambulance-esque drone cinematography? PLUS: A decent amount of time is devoted to, you guessed it, discussing hot dogs!

Bad Boys: Ride or Die stars Will Smith, Martin Lawrence, Vanessa Hudgens, Alexander Ludwig, Paola Nuñez, Eric Dane, Ioan Gruffudd, Jacob Scipio, Melanie Liburd, Tasha Smith, Rhea Seehorn, Tiffany Haddish, John Salley, and Joe Pantoliano as Captain Howard; directed by Adil & Bilall.

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Episode #781: Bad Boys: Ride or Die
Episode #781: Bad Boys: Ride or Die Episode #781: Bad Boys: Ride or Die

Comments

Eric does the same "which" joke in the bad boys for life episode. Some things never change 😅.

Will Griffin

came back for a relisten and you guys did an amazing job fixing Steve's audio. I just powered through it on release since I was listening on my fancy headphones and could still hear him lol

Alex Murica

I never knew I needed to hear Joey Pants as Grogu until today. Tears were shed. Well done gentlemen and Eric.

Tom

I’ve watched Nothing to Lose countless times for the scatman scene alone

Rod

Point of note Andrew: Ioan Gruffudd is pronounced ‘Yew-ahn Griffuth’. According to the Welsh bloke behind the bar in my local.

Tom

Come down to Porn Gulch, right across the street from the Gettin' Place.

DMAC

If you hate DJ Khaled, I highly recommend his episode of Hot Ones. Maybe pussy is too spicy for him?

Jamie

the tony toni toné talk at the top cemented the need for a popstar rewatch

Vicky I

Learn something new every day they say. Today I learned Eric's sperm crashes through walls like the Kool-Aid man. What an image. Thanks, boys!

Brandon

I can speak to having cameras inside the house. I was a caregiver to my mom who recently passed away. Sometimes she would not pick up the phone or get out of bed. So I would click on the camera to check on her to make sure she was okay.

Dawn Elicia Billings

Two two two two

Elizabeth Lake

Sounds like the Americans won that war

Knut Farstad

You guys get a room. To satisfy your sausage craving. I wish my hot dogs were pulsating like the first time Orlok feasts on Thomas' chest. Puuump-wooosh puuuump whooosh

Knut Farstad

I'm sorry guys, but it's SemenAX.

Knut Farstad

Man Identity is bad, if I'm thinking about the right one. They're all in that one guy's head right?

Knut Farstad

A man must have a code ... The load code.

Knut Farstad

Has anyone heard if there is a new version available?

Brandon

Load Code, dude? - Andrew

We Hate Movies

Died at Eric being willing to go over the table to defend the solubility of his loads. A man has got to have a code....about his loads.

Jason

Sheesh, am I glad, that I waited until now to get my requests in. Almost would've called in Identity. (very excited you are finally doing that one) Close call. Procrastinating pays off once again!

RonnieSoak

Laughed (out loud) at Eric saying “I am Christian man”

Derek Baxter

I remember after finding these magazines with some mates, we got some fierce animals - 15 year olds - visiting us the next day

Knut Farstad

We called it "woods porn"

Knut Farstad

Zathura was great viewing as an adult as t home; seeing it theatrically as a kid must really have been something. Also, seeing the original Jumanji in theatres as a kid was a really exciting experience.

Knut Farstad

Thank you sir

Zerox

Steve saying he’d be kind proud if someone in his family line was involved in Lincoln’s assassination is something.

chris pike

A hollowed out tree stump, why does that lady have a roast beef sandw....oh that's not a sandwich

Dan Craftwerk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WbAAHJMroGQ i dont know how you could doubt the power of semenex! This review tells me how damn good it is!

Thomas O'Connell

The guys quickly and efficiently fixed the audio issue, which is great. But I wouldn't be surprised if we see some phones show up on eBay with a downloaded version of the "Steve: Mic-less Cut" installed. It could sell for tens of dollars EASILY.

Busiris

Ok, so I'm officially been listening to the ad free versions of these eps for a while now, but if Eric starts doing Semenex ads at some point in the future, somebody's gonna have to give me the heads up and I may switch back...

johnny stocker

Kolchak the Nutstalker somehow found all those hot loads in the night without the benefit of SemenX.

Derek J

Thanks. Listening to the overlapping raw audio in the background really made me appreciate all the work you to make the show sound great.

Derek J

"How can you say something like that so close to the statue of Santa Lucia, the patron saint of judgmental statues?!" (I got Jumanji, but wow, hard VHSTG this week!)

Rose Esposito

I like that pre-internet random pornography in bushes is a thing on both sides of the Atlantic.

Wayne McNally

Really excited for John C McGinuary

Kyle Godown

Chris Van Allsburg wrote and did the artwork for the children's books Jumanji and Zathura. Even the book of Zathura is kind of lame. It's essentially the same game transformed or a different game with the same magic. Chris Van Allsburg also did The Polar Express, a book that is way better than the movie.

FiddlersGreenDay

Please don't @me like that cinema sex gets me mad hungry.

Daniel Garcia

Nature provides

Mark Ibarra

I watched a big muscly dude in Nosferatu house 5 Cinemark hotdogs. 4 right at the start and then 1 during the sex scene. I remember thinking that dude must've paid $35 for those dogs

Smaug

Ah rain-damaged pornography, the bounty of the forest

Smaug

"Porn Gulch" is where we used to find Playboys in the woods back in the 90s

Matt

Steve podcasts solely from his gooncave now.

Jason

When I went to see Babygirl a couple of weeks ago - in London, not generally a renowned hive of abhorrent cinema snacks - you could get a selection of 5 different kinds of M&Ms mixed in with sweet popcorn. I think this is a slippery slope.

Alex Fry

A new version is available. Please delete the one you downloaded, reload your pod catcher or web page and try again. Thanks! - Andrew

We Hate Movies

Is Steve stuck in the dreamworld with Joey Pants? So this episode is ad-free and Steve-free.

notlowercase

The RFK Jr impression gets me everytime. 🤣

Justin Genova

What do you mean it's already been fixed? I never got to hear the original version... RELEASE THE BATHROOM STEVE CUT.

Mark Ibarra

thanks dudes!

Hard To Gwil

A new version is available. Please delete the one you downloaded, reload your pod catcher or web page and try again. Thanks! - Andrew

We Hate Movies

I did, thank you!

Felipe Sobreiro

A new version is available. Please delete the one you downloaded, reload your pod catcher or web page and try again. Thanks! - Andrew

We Hate Movies

A new version is available. Please delete the one you downloaded, reload your pod catcher or web page and try again. Thanks! - Andrew

We Hate Movies

A new version is available. Please delete the one you downloaded, reload your pod catcher or web page and try again. Thanks! - Andrew

We Hate Movies

A new version is available. Please delete the one you downloaded, reload your pod catcher or web page and try again. Thanks! - Andrew

We Hate Movies

A new version is available. Please delete the one you downloaded, reload your pod catcher or web page and try again. Thanks! - Andrew

We Hate Movies

A new version is available. Please delete the one you downloaded, reload your pod catcher or web page and try again. Thanks! - Andrew

We Hate Movies

We did mention it, yeah. - Andrew

We Hate Movies

A new version is available. Please delete the one you downloaded, reload your pod catcher or web page and try again. Thanks! - Andrew

We Hate Movies

A new version is available. Please delete the one you downloaded, reload your pod catcher or web page and try again. Thanks! - Andrew

We Hate Movies

A new version is available. Please delete the one you downloaded, reload your pod catcher or web page and try again. Thanks! - Andrew

We Hate Movies

A new version is available. Please delete the one you downloaded, reload your pod catcher or web page and try again. Thanks! - Andrew

We Hate Movies

A new version is available. Please delete the one you downloaded, reload your pod catcher or web page and try again. Thanks! - Andrew

We Hate Movies

A new version is available. Please delete the one you downloaded, reload your pod catcher or web page and try again. Thanks! - Andrew

We Hate Movies

A new version is available. Please delete the one you downloaded, reload your pod catcher or web page and try again. Thanks! - Andrew

We Hate Movies

A new version is available. Please delete the one you downloaded, reload your pod catcher or web page and try again. Thanks! - Andrew

We Hate Movies

A new version is available. Please delete the one you downloaded, reload your pod catcher or web page and try again. Thanks! - Andrew

We Hate Movies

A new version is available. Please delete the one you downloaded, reload your pod catcher or web page and try again. Thanks! - Andrew

We Hate Movies

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We Hate Movies

Ok it wasn't just me lol

Quintin Hampton

Great looking out, the lose of Steve in the chat was killing me

Nikolas Anderson

Hey everyone, the audio issue on the export has been fixed. Please delete your episode if you have the messed up track and redownload. If you downloaded the episode before 8:20am/et, you have the messed up track. - Andrew

We Hate Movies

Ioan Gruffudd was in Horribles Bosses, he was the piss guy!

Marty TC (child-sized Cardassian)

“Hey gang just a reminder if you want to hear Steve be sure to subscribe to the Steve Tier on Patreon”

Dan H

Turns out Steve fired from the show mid-episode

Felipe Sobreiro

I’m picturing Steve wearing a Darth Vader helmet while recording

Dan H

Boy, I really hope someone was fired for that blunder

David Thompson

Re-exporting a new version of this gang. Something wonky happened with Steve's audio levels upon export. Hold tight. - Andrew

We Hate Movies

Instead of Ad-Free I got the Steve-Free version.

John Locke

Steve entering his Buckethead era of podcasting. This is gonna rip.

Jason

Unlike Dylan, Steve has decided against going electric.

Jason

Is the whole episode messed up?

El Cocodrillo

oh my god literally steve is in another room as of 20:26 please bring him home

MV

Ejaculoid walked so Semenx could run. Also Mr. Jonathan Sinns, always swears by a diet heavy in celery

Dan Craftwerk

Yep this is true, turns out only the ad free is unaffected

Exambolor

The free feed gets Steve with perfect audio. On the Patreon feed, after the trailer game they do a three-man show while a very loud podcast plays in the background. I thought somehow we’d slipped into a Bad Boys Ride or Diementary.

Derek J

Steve is far away in a galaxy?

Jan

Let Steve out of his boobox.

Matthew Lloyd

Pleased to say I knew the answer to question 1 of the VHS Trailer Game from the first clue, despite having only seen one of the four films (the first “official” sequel)

Craig

I like the chill vibe of this one. Letting Steve go to the bathroom like that.

KINIUN

Alright, that's enough! Let Steve out of the closet you rascals.

Sebastian

Simpsons did Prison class on a plane recently. Did ya'll bring up the Michael Bay cameo? Might of missed it the first listen

Darryl Bowen

Why did you guys put Steve in the crawlspace?

Brendan Klein

Eric didn’t want that face looking at his dice

D M

Blasting up the volume to hear Steve. 🔊👂

Chad Kroning

Good to have all 3 of you talking about Bad Boys, can’t wait for Steve to come back next week!

Bolo Santosi

It does get better though

Nate Brennaman

I think he accidentally unplugged his mic.

Nate Brennaman

Love how it sounds like Steve is yelling from the bathroom.

Nick

First three albums I owned circa 94. Bad Boys sound track; Green Day Dookie; TLC Crazy Sexy Cool.

Dan Craftwerk

allegedlycool

Yeah, I thought the guys were watching a trailer off-mic

Vōclō

Nope, same

Darryl Bowen

Steve’s mic dies after the VHS trailer game. Just me?

Scmods

I ride or die with WHM.

Paul


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