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Episode #698 - Saw V

“We’ve got like, probably, 78 minutes of [new] footage here…” - Steve

On this episode, the 2023 Halloween Spooktacular starts a few weeks early as the guys chat about franchise-low, Saw V! Holy hell, how is anyone following this story? Are we supposed to be intrigued by the mystery surrounding that building fire? Does the movie even care about the virtually anonymous characters involved in this film’s Game? Why couldn’t we get a little more Jillsaw here? And can we please take these goddamn movies outside for two minutes of sunlight? PLUS: Introducing horror’s latest serial killer, Dogsaw!

Saw V stars Tobin Bell, Costas Mandylor, Scott Paterson, Betsy Russell, Julie Benz, Meagan Good, Mark Rolston, Carlo Rota, Greg Bryk, Laurą Gordon, Joris Jarsky, Mike Butters, and Al Sapienza as the Chief of Police; directed by David Hackl.

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Original cover art by Felipe Sobreiro.

Episode #698 - Saw V

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Gave my buddy a ride to pick up his kids from grandma's, and when I dropped them off at home and said "bye girls" one of them said bye back but the other was just looking at her phone. Yep, she's gonna get Sawed!

Evan Boylan

Another vote for more Dog Saw here.

Craig

One of the most baffling decisions of all time. - Andrew

We Hate Movies

SAW 3D NOT being Saw 3 almost knocked me off my chair. WHO made that choice?

Matt

If I were a pro wrestler I’d use it as my entrance theme.

HockeenightsCT

Dog Saw sounds great!

HockeenightsCT

Every time Eric suggests something to make the movie better, I picture Cabin doing the Seymour Skinner “requires money” gesture right down to the exact posture and facial expression.

Jason

Does anyone else get hype when they hear the Spooktacular intro music? Just me?

Deitrich Tennin

Yeah. I'd watch the fuck out of Dog Saw.

Paul DeCoursey-Clark

As much as these movies are meh, I'm glad you guys are covering 5 of them so far

Sergio Rozo

I love how the Take A Penny Leave A Penny joke keeps popping up in Saw reviews.

Quicksilver

My first movie back to theaters was snake eyes gi joe

Mark D Myers

I saw Daybreakers in the theater. Jarring "memory unlocked" moment when they mentioned it.

Chris Rose

🤘!!!

Matt Doenges

HARD recommend on Daybreakers. Willem DeFoe playing a vampire named Elvis, Sam Niell Sam Nielling it up, it's fucking great.

Michael Daniels

Dog Saw needs to be made ASAP

Kevin Lynch

The two leads looked identical to me. I had to go by the neck wound.

Gabryel Steinmetz

More dog saw please

allegedlycool

can't believe there's 10 of these...although who am i to talk, my fave slasher, Jason, got 12 movies

Frank Grimes

Hooray! 🪚❤

Kate Lampe

DAY MADE!!! 😂❤️

Amelia Ulrick

Yesss, the Saw chats are always a hit. Excited to add this to the rotation!

Francesca


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