Return to Owner update! (NSFW)
Professor!! A new Return to Owner page is up for Cryptid $5+ tier patrons!
2025-10-24 18:23:19 +0000 UTC View Post
Professor!! A new Return to Owner page is up for Cryptid $5+ tier patrons!
2025-10-24 18:23:19 +0000 UTC View Post
maybe the professor knows what to do with this slimy book! >:U
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2025-10-24 18:15:23 +0000 UTC View Post
Bad! Bad boy! Spit it out! >:U (I didn't know how else to censor this)
A new Overkill page is up for Cryptid+ tier patrons!
wow Rocksalt, way to let one slip out so easy after all that talk smh smh
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2025-10-24 00:03:34 +0000 UTC View Post
a new Overkill page will be up later today for Cryptid $5+ patrons! >:3
2025-10-23 22:55:48 +0000 UTC View PostThis poll will determine November's sticker and NSFW art print rewards!
Tier perks:
$3 / Creature - Access to uncensored illustrations and po...
tfw you finally snap out of sleep paralysis but the demon is still there (and he's cooking you dinner) 🥴 A new Chokechain page is up for Beast+ tier patrons!
Erik could sell one of Charlie's organs and he'll still be like "that's coo that's coo, I'm sure u had ur reasons babe"
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a new Chokechain page will be up today for Beast+ patrons! owo
2025-10-21 15:37:53 +0000 UTC View Post
A new System Error page is up for Cryptid+ tier patrons! <3
2025-10-20 17:04:53 +0000 UTC View Post
✨WOAH✨ A new Return to Owner page is up for Cryptid $5+ tier patrons!
Return to Owner 02 (NSFW) 2025-10-17 16:13:21 +0000 UTC View Post
good morning sleepyhead uwu A new Chokechain page is up for Beast+ tier patrons!
2025-10-15 21:26:51 +0000 UTC View Post
good morning! or night? it's still night.... good, we didn't miss the full moon >:3
The page number for this update counts for two pages bc I want to consider a page turn transition if I e...
2025-10-15 21:19:36 +0000 UTC View Post
I updated the shop with some stickers and prints left over from October 2024 rewards and revamped the Slugger stickers with a new pixie dust glitter effect! >:3 Also, here is a new patron-only 1...
2025-10-15 16:18:13 +0000 UTC View Post
On his knees like a good boy >:3 A new Overkill page is up for Cryptid+ tier patrons!
2025-10-14 23:20:25 +0000 UTC View Post
no rocksalt he just wants to show u his glow-in-the-dark sticker collection uwu
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looks like a really good back massage owo A new System Error page is up for Cryptid+ tier patrons! <3
omggg hurry the hex up!💦 A new Return to Owner page is up for Cryptid $5+ tier patrons!
2025-10-10 21:00:20 +0000 UTC View Post
when your puppy brings u a slobbery wet rag hdjkfagfjkds A new Chokechain page is up for Beast+ tier patrons!
a fruity little guy gives you a soggy, fruity rag... DO YOU SNIFF IT?
lol i like to think Charlie actually has great self preservation instincts but when it comes to Erik he just tosses all t...
2025-10-07 22:49:31 +0000 UTC View Post
New(ish) comic! Return to Owner will update on Fridays for $5 Cryptid tier patrons! >:3
This comic originally ran on 2025-10-06 17:43:10 +0000 UTC View Post
Dark Academia | Shapeshifter x Witch(intersex/masc) x Professor(cis male)
"Witch academy student, Madison, finds a totally ordinary, completely normal, somewhat glowy, magical encycl...
2025-10-06 17:12:46 +0000 UTC View Post
A new System Error page is up for Cryptid+ tier patrons! <3
2025-10-06 16:38:09 +0000 UTC View Post
Here are the sticker and NSFW mini print rewards for October! If you pledge to the Menace or Behemoth tier any time during the month of October you can receive these in the mail! <:
He's a bioengineered fucking machine >:3
Here's October's print reward! this is like... my favorite color palette fkshdfkja I hope you guys like him!! x3
Roach is an autoefficient om...
2025-10-03 16:05:55 +0000 UTC View Post