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W❤️M - Blade

On this month’s We ❤️ Movies, the guys are chatting about the incredible Marvel movie, Blade! How absolutely magnificent is Wesley as Blade? Isn’t it great watching a movie for adults? Are there better title cards in a Marvel film? How bad-ass is Kris Kristofferson in this? And can anyone hold back the vomit when Pearl is getting charred? PLUS: George Costanza tries to prove to Jerry he went on a date with a model to the Blood rave!

Blade stars Wesley Snipes, Stephen Dorff, Kris Kristofferson, N’Bushe Wright, Donal Logue, Arly Jover, Traci Lords, Sanaa Lathan, and the legendary Udo Kier as Dragonetti; directed by Stephen Norrington.

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Original cover art by Felipe Sobreiro.

W❤️M - Blade

Comments

Just discussing the opening to blade makes me hear the techno jam 🎶🎶🧛‍♀️

Adam Millar

Just rewatched this movie a few days ago. Still good. Music also still good. Ohhh the blood rave. They recreated one at Webster Hall 3-5 years ago. There was thankfully fake blood and no vampires.

Louis Brooks

Come for the film decision stay for the snl talk.

Mark D Myers

To be fair there's a reason why south park didn't make fun of Trump and it's because they knew their was overlap between their fans and his.

Mark D Myers

I like all three of the Blade films (the third film is dumb fun and the second one is sort of a better Hellboy movie than the actual Hellboy movies) but the first is still the best. Keep up the good work.

Ed Harris

This is a new classic I'll be re-listening to again and again

Christopher Preciado

Forever Knight fan here, too! It had the robot from Jason X as Nick Knight's 2nd partner, Tracey.

Leesha Olivier

Never saw this one growing up, so I checked it out after listening and had a total blast watching! I actually liked the CGI a lot: it's hovering right on the edge where it's not downright ugly to look at, but it's stylized enough to not feel like they're trying to trick you into thinking it's real, so it fits right in. It's like the high tech version of a quality dummy fall.

John Edwards

A couple weeks ago I watched this for the first time in forever and was very surprised at how it has held up. It has everything you want in a movie.

bill gorson

The statement of there’s two black leads but it’s not a black movie was eye opening. I’m going to start saying that about any movie with more than two white leads ‘It had three white people in lead, but it wasn’t a white movie you know’ - it’s not for a niche audience at all. I love adding statements to my repertoire that my family will hate.

goshnope

I love how the Giuliani voice is like, second cousin to the Billy voice, it makes it all the more believable

Vicky I

“Use the Force, Blade, you chickenshit”

Felipe Sobreiro

The Kris Kristofferson's did not disappoint. All the more reason that you guys need to watch Flashpoint.

Chris Tobias

I love this fucking movie. Could not care less about the bad CGI. Snipes never got the career he deserved. He should have been the biggest thing in Hollywood. This movie should be a model of how you shoot a Blockbuster on not a lot of money.

The Wheel

Dorff was also fun to watch on this season's Righteous Gemstones. Between him and Adrian Brody, HBO seems to be slowly evolving into a comfortable last resort for faded actors who hit their peak in the late 90s/early Aughts.

Z

I haven't seen Blade II yet, but it was impossible not to watch the first without thinking of the TWO Hellboy films. Obviously, the second's gonna be even more GDT, but that's gonna be a tall order.

Sarah Montgomery

It gave it a good go, but that third act CGI (should that be in scare quotes?) means it didn't stick the landing. Good cast and direction, though, despite the Goyeriffic dialogue. I'll still go with Batman Returns.

Sarah Montgomery

And because I also love X2

Ray

If cabin gets to do his favorite movie, blade, then Steve should be able to do X2 since he doesn't get to win the VHS trailer game because jamemaster

Ray

I think it was on the audio commentary I remembered them talking about while Donal Logue was in his burn makeup there was an accident on set that sent him to the hospital (broken arm or something) and the nurses freaked out when he walked in looking like a crispy critter.

Darryl Bowen

Dug up this article, figured someone else might want to see it :) https://the-toast.net/2014/02/10/surprise-vampires-different-theyre-actually-yorkshire-terriers/

Shan

Blade was the best comic book movie since Superman

James C Harris

As much as I like Blade, it's definitely an 'I got it by the way' for me. GDT bay-bee!!

Jake Welsh

All these we hate movies motherfuckers trying to ice skate up hill

Jason

Yeah, that's a joke for all the other folks closing in on retirement age.

Kingyam

I think what killed Stephen Dorff's career was his controversial opinions on golf.

Kingyam

Is Entropy a stay tuned?

Infinite Terror

“Eric Suck-ska” was right there!

Zachary Maricondia

What does that even mean?!? Can one ice skate downhill? Isn't water flat? Especially frozen ponds. People SKI up and down hill I guess

TwoWeeksGuy

About Stephen Dorff movies>The Gate! With lil kid dorf and great practical effects

Josan

"Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice skate uphill" is one of my top ten greatest lines

Michael Daniels

Can't wait to listen to this when I get home!!

Paul Heidtman

"A good Christmas for duster merchants" 😂

TDB

This movie is just bloody good fun. Happy Snipestember to all!

MarkNM

Mock me for my vocal support of physical media if you must, but yes, yes I do. - Andrew

We Hate Movies

We need a Lil Sadjak cartoon. Snowfalls. Ripping pants on fence. Does it sink or float? There's 3 episodes right there.

Peter Reynoso

Can't wait for your future episode on Blade II aka "Big Kiss"

Marty TC (child-sized Cardassian)

I wonder if Andrew will mention the 4K.

Chris Tobias

🤘!!!

Matt Doenges

It was so much fun watching this again. I don't think I'd seen it in at least 15 years, but it still really holds up.

Tony King

Fuck yeah. Loved this movie since it came out. Thanks ,fellas, for helping the next couple hours at work fly by!

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