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Spider-Man: No Way Homementary

On our first commentary covering a film from the MCU, we're jumping ass-first into the Multiverse while talking over the third Jon Watts Spidey film, Spider-Man: No Way Home!

How ridiculous is it that the movie asks us to root for this selfish kid who screws up the entire fabric of space and time... all because he didn't get into MIT? Why did the script feel it needed to laugh at things like Doc Oc's name as if somehow this film is above decades of established comic history? Does Disney mandate this 6" for the Lord stuff when it comes to on-screen affection? And why in the world did the all-powerful Sorcerer Supreme let himself get shafted by some punk kid? PLUS: Dafoooooooooooe!
 
Spider-Man: No Way Home stars Tom Holland, Zendaya, Benedict Cumberbatch, Jacob Batalon, Jon Favreau, Marisa Tomei, Jamie Foxx, Alfred Molina, Benedict Wong, Tony Revolori, Rhys Ifans, Thomas Haden Church, Andrew Garfield, Toby Maguire, and Willem Dafoe as Norman Osborne

If you find yourself needing to re-start your commentary sync experience, remember that we start the film at the 00:00:05 mark and the commentary part of the audio tracks begins at 00:02:34.

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Cover art by Felipe Sobreiro.

Spider-Man: No Way Homementary

Comments

Bro why is your spiderman voice Herbert the Pervert 😂😂

Ron51

This movie made Dr. Strange a joke

Ron51

“You get your wizard ass out here!”

DRKITTENPHD

I like Spider-man's status quo at the very end of the movie, he finally catches up with the comic version.

Felipe Sobreiro

Yep. Ironically Jake Gyllenhall was cast to replace him before he got better

Shane Cash

I wouldn't object to an Off-Screen book club about the recent, damning biography of Stan Lee by A.J. Riesman.

Adam Lewis

Screw you guys, I can do whatever a spider can.

Adam Lewis

"entitled Spider-Man voice" being only like a shade of difference from a Cartman voice is so perfect it kills me every time

Matt Nelson

Sometimes, yes! - Andrew

We Hate Movies

Bummer to hear, but if you turned it off, you missed the positive stuff we had to say about the movie. 🤷🏻‍♂️

We Hate Movies

Got to say I hate this ending I liked having a Spider-Man who's life was not completely destroyed by being Spider-Man.

Mark D Myers

Didn't the Tobey Maguire back pain gag come from Spider-Man 2 due to a real back injury he got while doing Seabiscuit? I think the incident pushed back production for Spider 2

Darryl Bowen

add another vote for Steve to watch Under the Silver Lake

Jack

I honestly don’t give a shit about the MCU, but the relentless negativity about every single aspect of it is getting very boring. I couldn’t even finish it. You guys just bummed me out.

AlsoNamedB0rt

Delightful Rum and Diet Cola during this watch, my first time viewing. Fun seeing Andrew and Toby in this.

Leesha Olivier

I guess I'm getting day-drunk on Canada Day and syncing this commentary!

Matt

And then you seed it on torrent sites?

Andrew Dean

Curious to know if I am the only one who downloads the movie and syncs the commentary and movie in premiere. I can't be bothered pausing the streamer and patreon and it helps me manage the audio levels better. For bonus nerd points, I also created a transparent silhouette from Felipe's commentary graphic and super it over the bottom right of the movie so I get the full MST3K experience. (I imagine I am the only one who does that)

Lono's Oboe

Woohoo, the commentaries are some of my favorite content! Y'all killed it in NJ by the by; my girlfriend and I had an incredible time watching the WLM for The Birdcage. Thanks as ever. Don't forget to wear the blue!

Zora McBride

Does the ducktales DSB voice hurt?

Andrew Dean

Amazing. Always love the commentaries. Peace and love from S. Dakota!

Zu _


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