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Friday the 13thmentary

On this spooktacular commentary track, the guys are talking over the film that got the ball rolling on one of the biggest franchises in horror history, Friday the 13th (1980)! 

On the track, they are screening the UNCUT version, so make sure if you're watching along that you've got the right cut playing! This way you get to watch all the wild stuff the guys did, like Kevin Bacon's gorier Tom Savini-designed death sequence, a bunch of horrible folk music being sung, a rousing game of Strip Monopoly, Native American cultural appropriation, a righteous decapitation, "Crazy" Ralph, and the entire fabulous sequence where Kevin Bacon is in that banana hammock! PLUS: Couldn't someone have turned on a single light on set?

Friday the 13th (1980) stars Adrienne King, Jeannine Taylor, Rabbi Morgan, Kevin Bacon, Harry Crosby, Laurie Bartram, Mark Nelson, Peter Brouwer, Walt Gorney, and Betsy Palmer as Mrs. Voorhees; directed by Sean S. Cunningham. 

And if anyone needs to re-sync their watch-a-long, remember that we're watching the uncut version of the film and the commentary itself starts on this audio track at the 06:20 mark, synced up to 00:00:05 of the film's timecode.

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Cover art by Felipe Sobreiro

Friday the 13thmentary

Comments

This is motherfucking fantastic

Sh'boom Sh'boom

It's They [slash] Them. Like a slasher. Hyuk hyuk.

Heron Greenesmith

Stopping my Night Oatmeal routine after this, back to booze

Matthew Kennedy

Prius PRIME, thank you! And also, you ever driven on electric? Shit can MOVE! - AJ

We Hate Movies

He said "a little."

Adam Lewis

β€œYou know, sometimes when I’m out there on the back roads, I ll open it up a little.” You drive a Prius Andrew

Sh'boom Sh'boom

This hit at a great time! Also, even Strip Monopoly sounds lousy. I really dislike that game.

Leesha Olivier

No I had to take a shit is what I'm going say next time people ask if I saw a movie I have no interest in.

Mark D Myers

Justice for Jeff!!!! πŸπŸ™ŒπŸ»

Julia

Agreed. Apparently the owner of the snake was present when that happened, too. So fucked.

luxmeansbucks

β€œSuck the venom out!”

Felipe Sobreiro

The fact that they killed that harmless bullsnake for real is unforgivable

Eren Keskin

This might be the horniest intro I've heard on a WHM feed lol

Felix Forrester

YES!! Commentaries are my favorite!! I've been playing the HP-mentary since its release. Thanks for letting this one out pre-Halloween. I've only seen this movie once. Love you guys and thanks for giving us so much entertainment. Best of luck on the tour!

Zora McBride


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