Flash Fried: 25 Mar 2020
Added 2020-03-26 01:09:19 +0000 UTCGot a joke for you.
Tʜᴇ ғʀᴜsᴛʀᴀᴛᴇᴅ ᴄᴀɴɴɪʙᴀʟ ᴛʜʀᴇᴡ ᴜᴘ ʜɪs ᴀʀᴍs.
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How come Bernie Sanders is too old to run for president but Joe Biden is virtually the same age? We have a supreme court justice who is 86, so age is pretty much not a problem in politics. Of course, unless you're like, 150
Dick McPenis
2020-03-31 01:04:38 +0000 UTCBtw the patron comments on the plebe video are hilarious check that shit out
Adolf of Londor
2020-03-28 03:26:11 +0000 UTCCountry gone into lockdown but I'm still working for now so happy days......... Thanks to DFF for an uninterrupted delivery of service throughout the entire thing. TV industry is taking a hit - record fucking ratings but advertisers can't sell to a population who can't buy, ergo the money source is gone so losses regardless. Been a viewer since 2010 thanks for the nonstop content. 👍🏻
Adolf of Londor
2020-03-28 03:24:40 +0000 UTCPP REPLIED TO ME 🙏
Jonah Lusby
2020-03-28 00:02:02 +0000 UTCIf you keep having issues, DM us.
PESSIMIST PRODUCTIONS
2020-03-28 00:01:31 +0000 UTCGrease Trap is only for episodes.
PESSIMIST PRODUCTIONS
2020-03-28 00:01:13 +0000 UTCWas there no greasetrap for this flash fried?
Jonah Lusby
2020-03-27 21:06:21 +0000 UTCAm I the only one who can't load this video?
Luka Hays
2020-03-27 18:45:46 +0000 UTCstill watching and eating a BAGEL KOFFEE, thx for enabling my pyschopantic parasocial relationship :D
nick
2020-03-27 13:40:36 +0000 UTCUse Noscript! It's an addon to your web browser like adblocker, only this blocks the various scripts that a webpage will use, like the script that says "looks like you're using adblocker" so it's very good to use in conjunction with adblocker. When you use Noscript some website won't show some elements, but you can adjust in just 2 clicks to enable specific scripts for a websites, it works wonders for various porn sites.
Jonathan Marlow
2020-03-27 10:14:00 +0000 UTCEU condoms are way worse than the real thing too. Ur penis is in a different room than the girls vagina. They fit well but u feel less. They especially suck if u go hard/quick as the lubrication inside dries up + they can break due to heat generated.
Vilmos Magyar
2020-03-27 09:43:53 +0000 UTCAfter this episode, Paul explored hiding contraband in himself a bit further
Sideris
2020-03-27 07:07:25 +0000 UTCThe way you feel about condoms, women feel the same way about you
Hurlumhura
2020-03-26 22:16:42 +0000 UTC@10:50 Perk Unlocked: Extra Pockets!
aDisgruntledGiraffe
2020-03-26 18:00:47 +0000 UTCI also refuse to watch porn when a condom is involved. Instant turn off.
Clyde Frog
2020-03-26 16:01:16 +0000 UTCTo the guys and anyone else mocking Britney Spears and saying that she should redistribute her own wealth first, know that she doesn’t control her own money
Colin Thome
2020-03-26 15:13:54 +0000 UTCNo. That's the plutocrats when they know they're going to die, TJ!
M
2020-03-26 13:57:24 +0000 UTCI think the trailer sweet spot is 2.
Gangstagrizle
2020-03-26 13:16:00 +0000 UTCYou liked the Egghead show? get ready for the Bigshow show
Kris
2020-03-26 10:35:48 +0000 UTCI feel you about the waffle house. Im from CA and was aware of them then spent 3 years in NC in the service and I get it now. A fluorescent port in the storm.
Thomas A Boulay
2020-03-26 05:00:31 +0000 UTCThe big show show is the big cancer show.
Abrasive Heat
2020-03-26 03:36:58 +0000 UTCstep 1: biden chooses hillary as vp step 2: ... step 3: satan reings on earth for 1000 years
lost and found
2020-03-26 02:48:06 +0000 UTCThis might be my last month as a subscriber, as I'll be watching Big Big Show instead. Well, it's the big show. Personally, I think this episode shows Paul at his best - when he's dialling into the show from a remote location. It's reminiscent of his earliest appearances on DP. I think he feels comfortable and uninhibited to perform when hermetically sealed in his own environment, while the limitations of a remote guest appearance inspire enough reticence in him to modulate his contributions.
Jean the Baptiste
2020-03-26 01:53:17 +0000 UTCCannibals aren't just constantly surrounded by human body parts, alright!
DikBut
2020-03-26 01:43:08 +0000 UTCPurposely haven't watched the Mantis DFF because I know I'm going to need the jokes, laughs and good chuckles after this shit show we call planet Earth.
Michael Buonomo
2020-03-26 01:39:34 +0000 UTCFEMA actually uses something called the Waffle House index that helps in measuring how badly a place has been impacted by a disaster
The Skyfoogle
2020-03-26 01:34:23 +0000 UTCNewfound optimism for bringing orn the nukes?
SarahJRandomNumbers
2020-03-26 01:28:16 +0000 UTCFLASH FRIED, MOTHERFUCKER!
SarahJRandomNumbers
2020-03-26 01:27:40 +0000 UTC*sweet dff guitar* GET READY FOR THE BIG SHOW
Devin Tucker
2020-03-26 01:17:39 +0000 UTCOh god that joke is bad. I'm ready for Paul's newfound optimism again tonight!
Smack Millan
2020-03-26 01:11:20 +0000 UTCVery sexy.
Hulkster x
2020-03-26 01:11:09 +0000 UTC
