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Fantasy Heroine S3E3

It occurred to me that I am not terribly reliable with scheduling posts in a way that actually makes them work on here...but that also I won't be posting on Sunday because, you know, day off. 

Therefore, since I don't want to leave you on a cliffhanger over the weekend, you're getting two shorts today and two tomorrow! (Or rather, two shorts on British Friday and British Saturday, whatever time that is for you.) Here's the first!

Fantasy Heroine S3E3

Comments

She's really not... the poor dear!

Marea G.

I think that's a sensation we can all empathise with... Although I feel like it's been longer than that.

ConvincingIllusion

EXACTLY

Jill Bearup

Hence the retcon of some of series 2 🤣

Brendan McKenna

True.

Jill Bearup

I wish I could tell you I knew what I was doing but...honestly I only had the vaguest idea. But unlike Caroline, I don't try and plot too much in advance because it never works out...rather like it hasn't for Caroline :D

Jill Bearup

Ah, a missed opportunity. Still, I'm sure there will be other bridges in Rosamund's future that I can use this with :D

Jill Bearup

Although for all the reasons to get a "no" to a marriage proposal, "I'm already married" has to be the least bad.

Ekij

Hope so, or this is going to get awkward really fast...

Jill Bearup

Rosamund is not having a good...year, honestly.

Jill Bearup

Ok, this one hit me in the feels a bit...

Kit Finn

@John Smith. Dam that's a good one! @Jill, If you haven't already shot it all. Romsund should denfinetly get three questions before getting over the bridge. Not put forward in the same way as the Holy Grail, just happen to have answered three questions before getting over. Extra points if you can make the last answer be "Blue, no yellow!"

Fridrik Bjarnason

Loving the direction you've taken with this!

Brendan McKenna

@John Smithe ... or possibly duel The Black Knight.

Ekij

They keep talking about a bridge... Will they have to answer three impossible questions to pass?

John Smithe

Anything but the David Weber infodump 🤣

Jill Bearup

Only if they can find a lawyer somewhere in town, in time for the ceremony.

Aguido Horatio Davis

@Ann Brookens. The only reply to that is "there's some lovely filth down here" I wonder how bad we can get and still only use Holy Grail quotes ... No we better not find out. Pretty bad, is the answer, probably.

Fridrik Bjarnason

I feel like we're just now catching up on exposition which took place much earlier in this book... Or else Caroline subscribes to the David Weber school of world building and we're about to get a seven page info-dump on the legalese of marriage contracts in this kingdom.

John Smithe

I keep finding myself in a public place, without my headphones, when these episodes are posted. I have to wait to get home to watch them and that is Very Trying!

Liz C

@Ann Brookens I don't see Caroline, Rosamund (or Jill) having Rosamund request a spanking. "A little swordplay" on the other hand may very well be acceptable.

Ekij

Can I put a bid in for some Princess Bride references?

Aguido Horatio Davis

...and...a spanking?

Ann Brookens

For a wedding present, Rosamund demands ... >A Shrubbery!<

Ekij

I mean…comments = engagement and engagement = happy algorithm so clearly comments = happy algorithm 😁

Jill Bearup

Or at least that's my plan...

Fridrik Bjarnason

That was a mistake. Refering to the "HUGE tracks of land" Python joke has now made the any and all Holy Grail jokes fair game. The comment section will be nothing but referances to the wizard Tim and the scent of eldeberies from now on ;)

Fridrik Bjarnason

Fortunately he's married to his work. I hope.

Aguido Horatio Davis

This would be a really embarrassing moment for Rosamund to discover that Leo is already married.

Ekij

Very kind; thank you so much!

Ann Brookens

(2n+1)th squee!

Aguido Horatio Davis


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