Point of no return 6
Added 2018-11-25 23:57:06 +0000 UTCThis year's issue of the PONR comic! I decided to go for a prize which to my knowledge hasn't been claimed yet: Creating the first furry vore comic in my native country and language (Romania(n)). I'm actually curious if anyone else beat me to it, which I wouldn't be surprised if somehow they did. And yeah... I'm still a bit of a male tsundere with this vixen, don't take my supposed cries for help too seriously. Also I challenge you to find the artist and submission who inspired me to come up with that joke! Full dialogue translations in both languages:
EN:
- Mr. Ilie: Poor fox. She's probably suffering from hepatic cirrhosis. She shouldn't drink so much țuică (a traditional alcoholic beverage), it's not good for them either.
- Vixen: Oh god Mircea! Are people here really that ignorant about my kind? Pffft! You should be happy I kidnapped you from this place and made you spend the past half decade in my stomach. Not that you aren't or anything.
- Me: God you are so stupid! Don't just stand there: Call the damn ambulance and get me out of here!
- Me (thinking): Thank goodness people can't hear me from in here... and have no idea what's going on either.
RO:
- Dl. Ilie: Săraca vulpe. Probabil suferă de ciroză hepatică. Nu ar trebui să bea atâta țuică, nu le face bine nici lor!
- Vulpe: Oh doamne Mircea! Sunt oamenii de aici chiar atât de ignoranți despre specia mea? Pffft! Ar trebui să fii fericit că te-am răpit din locul ăsta și te-am făcut să petreci ultima jumătate de deceniu în stomacul meu. Nu că nu ai fi.
- Eu: Doamne cât de proști sunteți! Nu mai stați acolo: Chemați dracu salvarea și scoteți-mă de aici!
- Eu (în gând): Slavă cerului că lumea nu mă poate auzi de aici... și nu are nici o idee ce se întâmplă.
