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(Mclaren enters the chat)

i just dieeeeedddd in your arms to nighhtttt

it must have been something you saidddd

should of waaaallkk away 

sha la laaa laa la la 

lots.of.sugar


i was a bit clammy in this one cos it was 45 degrees inside the nerve centre and the journalism was fireeeee

(Mclaren enters the chat)

Comments

Track was wetter than Lance Strolls chin...killed me, 😆 🤣 😂

Rocket Powered Mullet

Let's get the pot started and set it up. Zac reminds me of a dude my mate dated that after a few drinks he's lifting the hem of his shirt when dancing and went into full detail on how my best mate loves anal. All that aside, let's get our best Q's and do it Doug!

gas panic sherry

Cameo? Is that like onlyfans?

The Wolf

I just learned that Zak Brown is on Cameo. For $250, Zak can send you personal message. I found it odd to see him on there but he says all proceeds go to charity. You should ask him about the cocaine and hookers.

PC

Pual is busy on holiday in Rhodes at the moment

Vitch tits

If I don’t get to wake up to the podcast I might lose my fucking nerve

Abe Lohnes

I love the smell of no-pual in the morning.

The Wolf

How about putting Pual in that second RB? xD

Christian Niemiaho

TOMORROW and there is pewis talk

Snail Chaser

TOMORROW CALM DOWN

Snail Chaser

My dude, are you cooking for us hungry masses?

Vitch tits

We need content you cuck give us what we want!

Abe Lohnes

Where’s the podcast at?!

Brenton Sword

There should be a special episode of the brilliance of lance stroll, and by brilliance I mean completing his third race this year without fuck smashing someone's door in Hungary. At least I think he did, I don't think the TV director showed jam boy at all

Vitch tits

When is new Podcast? Pewis Pamilton needs to complain about how late your Podcast is and he cannot do it till you actually release it. Why do you hate Pewis so much!?!?!

Balljoint

New podcast when

OsamaBinstappen

This page is always DRY like the fanny of Kelly Piquet. Make it WET AGAIN!

PHLATearth

It was the Chrome Livery that got them outta the funk

Foley's Wedding Planner

Welcome to Formula 1, where he says "the window licker" and I'm not 100% sure which one he's talking about specifically until the picture comes up

Foley's Wedding Planner

All I'm saying is.....Zak gets on the sauce and suddenly the bois start stacking podiums.....for the sake of McLaren fans and the sake of the sport, buddy please don't stop....

Foley's Wedding Planner

The Nicholas Latifi montage was hilarious 🤣

Shlong Kong

I'm ready for Latiflation

Gimi

It’s a good one boy

Paul Panzer

Loved seeing you get F1 legend Sonny Hayes's reaction to Danny Ric's McLaren deal.

Mike

Rocket powered should see this: https://www.facebook.com/groups/f1onlymemes/permalink/1712411872606830/?mibextid=S66gvF

Chuck Norris

We need your expert journalist analysis on teamLH having a meltdown over Norris saying Lewis never had a backmarker car.

Johnny Utah

Latifi is being groomed to take over the world economy fourem. Hot air balloons for sustainability.

Pang

Dunno, GOATify running shit might be an improvement on the current SITuation

Alexis Baird

never heard of him, ill look him up on linkedin

Michael Massi

It makes sense the King is getting an MBA. It’s a graduate degree for babies, you have a real Lance Stroll to not pass.

Garrat M

Any relation to Michael Masi

Paul Carberry

Follow the coke. fat Brown started putting it into the mcl60 fuel tank, we know adrian newey is a coke wizard, and nobody will sell mercedes any sugar since bottas left. george is a cop.

Michael Massi

Were missing a few dictators on the wall 👀

William Frazier

I’m an ignorant slut….

Ryan Ewers

As an Aussie, really happy for McLaren! Great 2nd place (twice in a row) by Lando, and I think good work by Piastri. Riccardo might have beaten Tsunoda, but really don't see him as an Australian hero again.

Paul

Also come on pig the race has been over 20 minutes wheres the fookin video? Slacker!

Satan's Avocado

Toto must be getting bored of being cuckolded by his own engine and getting dick slapped in the face by his customers

Satan's Avocado

God fucking damn I hate him

Abe Lohnes

Just got banned off the F1 subreddit for referring to Checo as “the Mexican”

Abe Lohnes

*left the chat*

TeamLH Cult Leader

at the risk of sounding like george floyd, i cant breathe!

Tom Charlton

Formal throw down challenge to RPM If vitch tits jam boy inbred smashes off Riccardo then you have to ask out the dentist bird

Vitch tits

Fun Fact. Charles Manson was actually an MK-ULTRA experiment.

Big Dingis

You seem a little happy over McLarens comeback

Julia

We need an intro dickhed. I understand you cannot have the car but make something else. Just play the song for 5 seconds while you pick your nose. Give us time to get moist before you shove it

Sarajevo Joy ride

You made a Latifi World Trade Center joke but not Russel

Joe

Latifi's gonna crash the stock market and make brawn 2.0

Kie Francis

The Nicholas Latifi bit at the end was EVERYTHING and then some 😂

Emilie Tan

WTF? The lots.of.sugar-link doesn't work... The fucking nerve!

Athinira

I cannot 😂

Just Another Blonde

That Latifi montage at the end 🤣 funny shit!!

Aaron

Another job well done RPM 👌

Timothy Matthews

its wall to wall binmen

SpookyPenguin

I have never ever ever you cunt gone on anyone's Patreon but then you come along and make me laugh more than Chris Morris in Brass eye, you sneaky bastard.

Paul Carberry

This was so fucking sensational that i upgraded my subscription from £2.50 to £5. You’re better than the garlic bread i was going to buy.

WankMeOffYaNonce

Looking forward to more of LH's maudlin acceptance speeches and close-ups of the sychophants who eat that dog shit up. If LH were serious about his causes, he would quit F1 and follow the footsteps of environmentalist Wynn Bruce: a man who set himself on fire in front of the US Supreme Court. Never heard of Bruce? Of course you haven't. Because no one wants to hear that sad shit. I'm more offended that LH fans can piss their eyes out over someone who is named fucking SIR reading aloud his daily affirmations, and ol' Bruce is blowin' down K-Street, people breathin' him in without a care in the world.

Fistful of Drachma

in the nicest way possible, watching Nando Lorris stick his fist up the front runners' arses like he is doing right now. i honestly feel like he could win this year. Heres to hoping Max an Lewis kill each other off tomorrow. cheers boys

PC Brummie

Amazing

Andres Romero Bianchi

10/10 jouralism, would and will watch again

David

I was getting worried, too.

HaasSymp

Banger video worth the wait

Randon

This one slapppps

Felipe Aedo

Outstanding!! I LOVE the McDaddyLaren analysis. So spot on!

HaasSymp

Amazing! Did anyone catch Toto slamming his desk in anger after Russell got bumped out of Q1? Can’t wait to see that in the next video.

Shaun Nel

Are you at tram lines this weekend big man?

Sam Millis

Window licker sends me every time 😂

Nick Burek

Lewis is backkkk

Teague10 Plays

Praying to the gods of goatifi for a RPM live alternative commentary on a GP this year

MemoryMan

Apparently ricciardo has three races to not fuck it, before red bull enact his new release clause which includes a trip with oceangate.

Many tanks.

Just imagine a new team on the grid : the GOATIFI F1 TEAM

Heraltis

Back in business. The last 2 pods made me wanna unsub, but this is the prime kobe waygu beef I signed up for. Great vid! Keep up the good work.

Kam Kalsi

You funny fucker. When is the next video coming out you sack of shit

Callum Barnaby

NEWS FLASH: Goatifi Inc has put in a bid to hire stratigist lil'Miss Mumblesalot away from Sky....another brilliant business move.

MPKilroy

i found the set in my dads loft but i dropped it when I was setting up the nerve centre and his head came off. Lil kimy would never

Snail Chaser

A question of curiosity not some virtue signaling shit. What has happened to Joseph’s head in the manger set? Did Lil’ Kimmy eat it?

Chris Reese

Best $3 a month I ever spent

Michael

Rocket Up My Twat: that was some brilliant nerve. Subscription renewed.

HyGyyyz

i should have, but i didnt see that one commin 👍🤣 fuckin legend

Windgeisel

Which is the one that lead to Hiroshima? pretty sure it was barbie

Snail Chaser

Latifi edit is possibly the greatest thing I've ever seen, had me having aneurysm like Alex Jones.

pojntt

The Latifi edit at the end was my favorite thing you have ever done in in a video

FentUser68

GOATIFI ending montage is possibly the best thing I've ever seen. Currently wiping up tears of laughter. Hit it out of the park on this episode from start to finish. Carry on.

Alexander Honing

fuck yeah, i just arrived in italy for a week of vacation today and I can't think of a better use for my roaming data than a new RPM video

Pronato

Just throwing that in here... since your Vids are one of the only entertaining things left in F1, what are you really gonna watch tomorrow? Oppenheimer or Barbie?

Windgeisel

this video is cooking hard

OsamaBinstappen

so. much. sugar.

David Nelson

Another classic

Johnathan R Sanchez

That Latifi bit in the end absolutely slapped my tits.

Erik Fox

RPM sees the futures like no one in history and the solution to most problems is a wheelbarrow.

Hella Stackz

I AM CALM

Samuel Lancellotti

The fact that you included yesterday’s hungarian gp fp1 practice perez spin in this shows that you are the most up-to-date f1 journalist

Dinnyes Ferenc

RPM > the F1 2023 season

JG

This video is not long enough (That’s what she said)

Oscar Villalobos

Oh, how the turns table.

Massive Innuendo

Mid Verstappen

a vietnamese mohawk sympathiser 🇻🇳

This is pure caos, i fucking loved it

danieltlopes

Just make sure you’ll nuked at the stroll family mansion

a vietnamese mohawk sympathiser 🇻🇳

None of our Mohawk Cult members are okay tbh 😂

a vietnamese mohawk sympathiser 🇻🇳

Your not a real Lewis fan, it's 7034 race wins, 9,000,231 poles and 10 WORLD DRIVERS CHAMPIONSHIPS YOU CUNT

TeamLH Cult Leader

Max is now mid

Vitch tits

That fills Pewis with pride. Pun intended

Vitch tits

No update on the dental nurse, what the actual fuck, I want to hear about how you've gone to 7th base already (which is anal), get in there before goatifi destroys the economy and she has to resort to turning tricks for cash

Vitch tits

That was fucking hillarious GG

Brianyglobe

Are you okay?

Wolf J.

Banger, once again

Wolf J.

that's 109* race wins and 104 poles for GODMILTON #VerstappenPUBLICNUDITYPUNISHMENT

Simbamis

Just as you release this Pewis takes pole, THE NERVE!

Zipa

What did you just say about Lewis? I have access to Nuclear weapons just so you know

TeamLH Cult Leader

timing and content 10/10

Comrade Tito

#Stillweriseupmyass

a vietnamese mohawk sympathiser 🇻🇳

Pewis Midfieldmilton just got pole 🤣 #VerstappenWASHED

a vietnamese mohawk sympathiser 🇻🇳

Clearly verstappen is washed

Not Will Buxton

comedy gold, yet again.

toto wolff enthousiast

COME AT ME PAX PERSTAPPEN PANS THE 🐐 IS GOING TO WIN HIS 10TH WDC THIS SEASON 🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐

TeamLH Cult Leader

The aestheticcss....

LemUhu

Errrrrrmmmmm, you do know Latifi was racing last year don't you oh Dark Lord??

EstabanOcon'sHelmet

Bad day for Osama bin latte

Vitch tits

Great editing bro, as always!

Dunamis

Puts fresh footage of Perez P1 crash in Budapest, savage.

Kevin O'Gorman

nice

Satan's Avocado

Impressively up to date with the Perez shitting the bed in Hungary footage.

Some Numpty

About fucken time

Conor Hartley

When are you going off on vegans!?

Marc De Kuyper

Nah this is better

Tomi

Nicholas Latifi, Robert Doornbos and Paola Barilla are going to team up to make absolute bank selling fuckable pasta with wheat grown on Pedro Dinizs farm. They will then use that money to get onto the F1 grid with race suits for the team supplied by Ricardo Rosset. Lance Stroll and Taki Inoue will be the drivers, the engines will be Yamaha's and the team will be called minardi as a tribute to the absolute kings of hiring pay drivers. This gigamoney supersquad will then dominate the world and Toto Wolff and Christian Horny will end up as gimps on leashes chained to the diamond throne of our God emperor Latifi as the world ends and civilisation crumbles around us.

Michael Maclean

Wetter than Lance Stroll's chin

Satan's Avocado

Shave the chest hair off and you might be a bit cooler you fucking animal.

feoffle

Gonna tell my kids this is Christopher Nolan. This is ART

Alex Bussey

Again, some superb spelling advice and even rocking a solid Magnum look while giving us the latest Latifi news. What a Saturday 🙌

Sunny

right before qualifying, my hero. brilliant vid. nearly pissed myself

James Enright

I knew you'd take my threat very seriously. George is safe, for now.

TeamLH Cult Leader

I’ll suggest it to them

Rachel Gunning

‘giggle tits’ is a great name for a bar

Snail Chaser

I'm gonna add Goatifi on LinkedIn. BIZZNESS

Pieter Hoebe

The man doesn’t miss

Bootstrap Bill

Giggling my tits off in the middle of a bar in Greece rn. Good job mate

Rachel Gunning

Oh yes daddy!

Sean Berg

This video slapped

Not Will Buxton

Alpine hate is my love language

Möbelboi

I just came so hard in my first aid course that they had to give me first aid💦

Bence Gábor

We talked abt you yesterday how it's only been a week but feels like a month and you spawned

Christopher Norris

Great to see our glorious leader little Kimmy back on the wall!

Daddy Stroll

Literally as pre quali show goes live. I love it. My Saturday is made

Pete Renegar

I am calm.

Sam Weber

the day suddenly became even better. Thank you

ILLUMINATI

Oh boi letting the loads be blown

BlackJack

Buy an AC u cunt

Hunter Biden

Here we go, just what I needed before the quali

Benny Hendrix

Bout time cunt <3

Ragavan

Can’t wait to watch a bit of fat brown content.

feoffle

Christ I have been waiting

Alistair Mallard


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