Kinktober Day Twenty-One: Threesome

Tony - Loki - Thor (MCU)
Threesome / competition / teasing / forced orgasm / hammer fucking /clones
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On one hand, he truly and deeply appreciated the loving attention they were showering him with. Nothing fed Tony's ego like knowing he had not one, but two gods fighting over him like sexy dogs over a big bone. ~On the other hand, bones get chewed up and spit out.~ Tony grimaced at his own analogy, not looking forward to the very real possibility of that being just the outcome of this scenario.   

It had started simply enough. Flirting was in his nature. A few sideways comments to test the waters had quickly led to winks, 'accidental' touching in closed in spaces, suggestive comments that were meant with charmed smiled. Tony was still stuck on which of the brothers had the best smile. Thor's was wide and honest, without guile or suspicion and thoroughly gorgeous. On the flip side, when Loki smiled, you could see him working out all the lewd and filthy things he was planning to do to you later on when he got you all to himself.   

Still, he was starting to think he might, maybe, possibly, could have over done things a bit. To be fair, it never occurred to him that Asgard would have RULES about this sort of thing! 

Apparently, the Aesir took love triangles very seriously. It sort of made sense when you thought about it. A society of near immortal beings probably had a lot of drama going back and forth. You didn't want people carrying grudges through out all eternity. Still, it didn't help that Thor and Loki both carried massive egos and a more than friendly competitive nature. Tony was quite aware that they were staring one another down more than him. 

It was a simple enough content from the outset. When two or more Aesir fought over the same potential lover, it was felt that the person in question was entitled to pick whomsoever was capable of providing them with the most satisfactory experience as a paramour. Such competitions were typically held in private, but it wasn't unknown for outlandish parties to be held, making a true spectacle of the affair for everyone who was in the know to bet over.    
 
Tony was glad at least that had been skipped. Though he was sure Natasha was taking bets regardless. With Thor on one side of the room, stretching and flexing, and Loki on the other side, cracking his knuckles, it felt more like they were going to fight than fuck. ~For these assholes, I wonder if they know the difference?~ The rules were set to keep things fair...semi-fair.   
 
They were going to take turns. Whoever could make Tony cum the most before he passed out received the distinct title of his lover.   
 
Tony wanted to go on record as stating this was NOT his plan! Not that he was dead set against it, either! He was going to get fucked out by two legit fertility deities. He was 1000% down for this! But he also dreaded the state his body was going to be in by the time morning came. He remembered once time in college, on a dare from Rhodney under somewhat similar circumstances no less, he'd managed to cum seven times in one day. He'd slept for twelve hours and didn't masturbate for a month after. But that was when he was in his early twenties. This was a forty something Tony who knew he was gonna regret inciting them!

Loki stood, removing his cloak and tight leather jerkin. “Are you ready to begin, brother?”   
 
“I have been ready for some time now.” Thor assured him, taking off his top. “Are we clear on the rules? No personal satisfaction. We are proving our worthiness to Tony. No bondage or coercion. This is to be done on pure skill alone. No magic...”

“I beg your pardon.” Loki said primly. 'but it was my understanding that we are trying to discern who will provide Tony with the greatest experiences as a lover.” He tossed his thick black mane indignantly. “My magic is capable of giving him something far more satisfactory than your thick dick.”

“You will cheat by using clones.” Thor argued. 

“It's not cheating if it works.”

“Guy guy! Lets keep it friendly!” Tony advised, not wanting his home to end up with holes in the wall. “Just a friendly competition.”

“Friendly.” Loki smirked, coiling his fingers around Tony's shoulders. 

“Fine.” Thor humphed, lifting Mjolnir. “If you get to make use of your doubles, than I get to use Mjolnir.”

“Wait a second!”

“Deal.No stopping until he has passed out from pleasure.” Loki grinned, picking a coin from thin air and holding it out to Tony with an air of presentation. “Tony will flip, to keep things perfectly fair.”

Tony gulped as he looked down at the golden coin with Odin's face on it. “Uh...time limit?!” He tried, suddenly a bit unsure if he was ready for this!

“What do you mean?” 

“Well...uh nobody should be able to Bogart all the time. I mean if Loki goes first and he keeps me all night but I only cum once, I still came more times with him then with you, so he'd win by default.” Tony brought up and saw Loki scowl at him. Clearly a sign that the trickster god might have planned something along those lines! 

“HA! He is wise to your trickery brother!” Thor could not wipe the damned smugness off his face. “I agree! A very sensible rule.”

“Five minuets.” Tony said, looking from one to the other. 

“Ten.” Loki tried to bargain in his favor. “Five is barely enough to get undressed.”

“Seven.” Thor offered. “Enough to let this last to be a good competition. He winked at Tony with roguish charm. “We would not wish this to be over too soon.”

Tony couldn't help feeling a kind of loopy sense of giddiness when he realized what he was getting himself into. If he survived the night, he'd consider himself lucky. If he died from being cummed out and fucked out by two gods...he's still consider himself lucky!