Pokeberry Bouquet
Added 2017-09-11 21:21:46 +0000 UTCHad to trim back our Pokeberry plant so I brought in a few sprigs to put on display in the living room. You know. Normal household decor.
(Cross-posted from Instagram, the dongs were previously covered in our Fleshjack review.)
We just.... kinda move those Fleshjack dildos around the living room like a little herd. They'll live on a shelf for a couple weeks and then they'll shift to a window sill and now they're on the stove. IT'S SUMMER AND THERE IS A BURN BAN IN PORTLAND RIGHT NOW SO OBVIOUSLY WE'RE NOT LIGHTING ANY FIRES. But, I digress.
This line of work has desensitized Matt and me so thoroughly. We're not TRYING to be provocative or ridiculous by putting sex toys and dildos on display, we both genuinely think they're beautiful and aesthetically pleasing ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Comments
Reminds me of meerkats, for some reason...
Andy Ihnatko
2017-09-12 23:46:44 +0000 UTCThat's the nicest thing I've ever seen anyone do with pokeberries, the weediest of weeds. Also appropriate, what with all the poke-friendly items nearby it.
Danielle Corsetto
2017-09-12 04:55:03 +0000 UTChahahah oh my gosh WHERE *IS* THE SIXTH DONG???
Erika Moen
2017-09-12 04:07:24 +0000 UTCI can't help noticing that only five of them are on display, though your review explicitly described *six* of them, so was the other one 'promoted' from public display to some ... other duty? :-)
Pavel Curtis
2017-09-11 23:20:33 +0000 UTCI can't be the only one who was wondering 'is that plant named after Pokemon?'. Turns out it's actually called that. You learn something new every day. Nice display. :)
Amyphist
2017-09-11 23:19:15 +0000 UTC
