So Okay Here's the Thing

Suspiciously Familiar Character Hint - Episode 73 (2025-08-01)

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This is a snippet of the script for this Friday's Suspiciously Familiar Character Creation episode.

Transcript below:

MMS
So, Greek mythology campaign!
Tony
Yeah! I got a great character.
MMS
Fantastic! Go on.
Tony
So, he’s a minotaur bard, with the Guild Artisan background.
MMS
Minotaur bard, eh? Uncommon combination — minotaurs aren’t usually the delicate type.
Tony
I mean, they can be. My guy isn’t, though. He’s, uh… how do I put this delicately… he’s not a very good bard.
MMS
Like, bad at singing?
Tony
Oh, no, well, yeah, that too, but his main thing is actually acting, and he’s terrible at it.
MMS
Uh oh!
Tony
Yeah, just the worst. That’s why he’s a minotaur now.
MMS
What?
Tony
Yeah, see, he used to be human, then a nature spirit saw how bad his acting was and minotaurized him.