So Okay Here's the Thing

Suspiciously Familiar Character Hint - Episode 65 (2025-06-06)

Added 2025-06-03 16:51:32 +0000 UTC

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This is a snippet of the script for this Friday's Suspiciously Familiar Character Creation episode.

Transcript below:

Trish
So, my new character is a human College of Glamour Bard with the Entertainer background.
MMS
Alright, sounds good. Nothing outrageous so far.
Trish
She’s got a pretty rough backstory — her father was a selfish evil wizard who kept her imprisoned for years until he was defeated in battle.
MMS
And she was freed?
Trish
Yeah, she’s doing better now. She’s stronger than she ever thought that she could be.
MMS
What spells’s she got?
Trish
Oh, I wanted to ask — I’ve got regular spells like Vicious Mockery and stuff, but can I change the damage type for some of them? I want to be able to do Poison damage.
MMS
Uh, sure, that sounds fine, I guess. What was this homebrew weapon you sent me?
Trish
Oh, right, the Spear of Mars. Basically, it makes it so that I can take any one action twice in one turn, at the cost of giving anyone attacking me an extra attack.