So Okay Here's the Thing

Suspiciously Familiar Character Hint — Episode 59 (2025-04-25)

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This is a snippet of the script for this Friday's Suspiciously Familiar Character Creation episode.

Transcript below:

MMS
So, Trish, what’s your character gonna be for this campaign?
Trish
I really like this character. I honestly think he’s superior to some other characters I’ve made.
MMS
That’s a pretty big claim. What is he?
Trish
Well, he’s an Artillerist Artificer, with the Arcane Propulsion Armour and Boots of the Winding Path infusions. Spells include Shocking Grasp, Scorching Ray, Fireball, Fly…
MMS
I see we’re going flashy with this one. What’s his background?
Trish
Noble. He was raised in a wealthy merchant family, although his parents were assassinated when he was young.
MMS
Aww, poor guy.
Trish
It gets worse — it turns out that my kindly old mentor wasn’t so kindly after all, and hired some bandits to kidnap my character.
MMS
Oh, no!
Trish
But luckily my guy’s pretty smart, and figured out a clever escape plan.
MMS
Oh, good. What was the plan?
Trish
Shocking Grasp, Scorching Ray, Fireball, Fly…
MMS
Ah, I see.