By Any Other Name — Eternal Beach City
Added 2025-08-18 22:49:29 +0000 UTCWhat do you call your boobs? Don’t have boobs? That’s okay! Nearly half the population is in the same boat as you. Even if you do have breasts of your own, I don’t expect that it’s a given that you have names for them. Currently, not a great deal of the women I know have individual monikers for their tits.
I do wonder how it breaks down though. Do women who name their breasts share a lot in common with the kinds of guys with a name for their dick? Or are these completely different sects of humanity? Has someone done a study on this? Am I going to have to do a study on this? Gawddamn it. I already have so much on my plate. Why do I have to do everything?!
