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P135: Plungecast 2025: The Couch Boyz Rebrand

Jay and Jon: Founders of the Couch Boyz Movement join the show to kick off summer in a cold plunge for the ages. The boyz then take a call from a reluctant magician, and cover the in's and outs for 2025.

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Hahahahaha only time for one call that’s incredible 🤣 I’m here for the couch bois movement

Keenan Payne

All I could think of when they were talking about speed walking was Hal from Malcolm in the Middle

Marissa Rudolph

I can’t get over my crush on Jay

katie

Rural America is so true

JessHomefries

woodworking being in for the summer makes me feel seen as somebody who is certified in carpentry (subtle brag)

Bella Lyman

miles i see you out here quoting Popstar Never Stop Never Stopping ;)

Hayley D

Love seeing the plungecast return and evolve 😂🫶🏼

Jessica Castillo

Back by popular demand bc so many people liked papi’s post from last year, this is my in and out predictions for summer 2025. Also i predicted brat summer would be a thing when charli did the boiler room set before the album even dropped, and everything i said last year on my list came true, so. In: slime, ted nivison’s dad, realizing to dos are neverending and its not irresponsible to just shove them away, synthesizing at home mescaline (super easy), rural america, Miles writing a semi autobiographical novella called “miles from home”, returning to the point the spirit was fractured, rhodonite, light green, issey miyake’s “to” watch, deadbeat dads, red dirt, over-the-boxer-BJs, horses (they never went out), voice note texting, huge sideburns, the 1985 sci fi/family classic starring young river phoenix and Ethan hawke-explorers, Spruce fir, removing the stigma around vegan cheese, the 6th dimension, out of body experiences, absolutely losing your mind, demi lovato’s cool for the summer song, being the guy/girl who pulls a knife out at improv class, the musical saw, crickets, balding, sewing to adjust your own clothes, excessive tongue, balding w a mullet (including bc its currently my hairstyle and everyone tends to copy me), bbws (they were never out), clit vacuums?, the color brown, the color violet but as a concept, anti social social club hoodies- this is gonna be their year, the soviet union as a concept, imaginary friends becoming closer to you than your best friends, sea moss face masks, having a favorite pet, stopping acting like the harry potter books arent impeccable classics just bc jk rowling sucks, saying scoob instead of cool, flat non uphill hikes, chain smoking blue lotus leaves, pop probiotic soda, bullying companys into sending you PR (truly works sometimes, trust), finding the root experience that was formative to unconsciously reactive behaviors, being indecisive, learning to love disney live action remakes (we need more! genuinely), hanging out at graveyards in a non try hard gothic way but bc they are a quiet place of reverence that make us reflect upon our lives and what really matters to us, getting into car crashes (i dont care, i love it), taking pictures of strangers in public, hiding away parts of yourself from everyone, aquariums, appropriation, alliteration, going to the theaters, softness, nurture, Taping crystals to yourself, not repairing bike flats- its too sisyphean, revenge, woodworking (the freaky kind), dating owl preservation specialists even if youre really intimated by their ex- youre good enough to be intimidating too, making videos on old sony cameras, drunk dialing your old teachers, medium sized dongs (thats what, like ten inches for other people, right?), un-gratitude lists as a form of release, saying what the josh, saying thats craynannerz, saying thats dopesick- all in your internal monologue but not out loud- i just want them to become a part of the collective subconscious, martinellis organic apple juice and sparkling cider, skinny dipping without the water, birks with pants- no socks- i predicted this last year and yes its still in. Yelling at your neighbor- who cares if theres a hurricane or you have a heart attack or something- live for you, not the consequences. The donner party, eating raw ginger, taking hot yoga to a ‘nother level- like fire all around you, seeing mosquitos as an extension of yourself, unenriched wheat flour, Frog consciousness, intense prolonged grieving, hippeas groovy white cheddar puffs, dance til dawn the 80s prom movie its up for free on youtube, intuitive eating, telling the people in your life you love them, worrying about the stove, winking at strangers, falafel burritos, making your own sauces in bulk, winning the lottery, davy crockett hats but that ones specifically just for people in sweden, spatial revolutions, cats that squeak, spelling airplane like aeroplane, refusing to answer the door anymore, contact comfort, tire swings, roly poly reverence. Out:goo, people who hold up their hands like a t rex while running, pretending that bruce springsteen actually has an impressive back catalogue, jay’s parents, my ex from langley BC canada darren storsley- it hurts now more than ever, moss agate, eggs (they were never in), sandalwood, cold plunges, nerf guns, submicroscopic pathogens, Molotov cocktails, building birds nests- they arent ever appreciated how youd hope, The light refracting on a lake at sunset, busting a joke after you bust a nut, kobe, tintin-haddock fanfiction, nice days that are super windy, venus, violence towards meal preppers- we all know its annoying but let them live their life, new balances (i love mine but listen, its too try hard atp), glock-related pranks, snapping and clapping, violent rhetoric aimed at gorillas, kicking addiction, alaska, hank green (sorry rainie, he seems nice but his deflective cerebralism ultimately makes him lose touch with his humanity), the lgbt (its myself included but its just tired and played out), those super thin hoodie shell things that people used to just wear for like fishing and are everywhere now- super disrespectful to real hoodies, the name dylan, reggae (was never in), nerve damage, air fryers in the realm of public conversation, yellowjackets, the seinfeld stupid bass transition music, inhaling silica dust, how small bottles of superglue are these days, chuck norris jokes, urban development in small towns, nutting as an act of resistance

Kombucha Papi

Imagining Jon and Jay giggling like two high school girls at a sleep over while coordinating their outfits

Daisy

Ah yes, the couch Boyz having an identity crisis already, the cracks are showing boys... #WBC

Bella

i hope birdie knows that i would die for him

maite

This has Hollywood Handbook energy in the best way

Derek Martz

Mindfreak - the trick you have is a force, once you know the card you can be super creative in revealing it - you can do the exact same trick with different gimmicks around it to give unique performances

Kevin Stefanowicz

Couch Boyz Movement is the new nWo - TAKING OVER

Kevin Stefanowicz

I know LA has different weather than we do in Vancouver, but I didn't think their summer started a month earlier! :D

Meg B

I have never once thought smoking was remotely sexy, but then Jay, in that outfit, put a cigarette in his mouth. But the sexiest thing of all? He didn't smoke it. :D

Meg B

The Winnie the Pooh bit had me crying with laughter

Carly

Some shocking things from this episode: -that Miles is friends with so many lesbians and yet is unfamiliar with sandalwood -has Miles never heard of or seen a golden Oreo? Holy shit -how cute puppy is :)

Janyewary

the american music has to be one of the best things that has happened to perfect person. i giggle every single time

Sophie

Why did jon cold plunge his glasses. His glasses cant even feel it

Kombucha Papi

NERDS GUMMY CLUSTERS ARE IN FOR THE SUMMER

thiswayjose

is the song Last Resort by Papa Roach?!??

pat mcwrath

PROUD member of the couch boyz movement clocking in 🫡

Laura

I can't believe it took me 42 minutes to notice there was a dog in the studio

April Granzow

The caller needs to learn one of those tricks where you have the participant write their name on the card and then you find it again somehow BUT do it as a second or third trick and instead of asking them to write their name you ask for their name AND/OR their number! And then BOOM it’s flirty magic!

Justis

not enough people talking about the mic-taped-to-kitchen spoon feat of engineering

Erin

Couch Boyz, LLC

sam_art21321

jay and jon are giving serious kendall and roman vibes

bb

Followers of Couch Boyz should be called the Otto Men

Halen Lindberg

Jay calling fruit riot, fruit explosion is on brand

Phoebedawn

plungecast is back summer is here 🙌

Anna

In Jay’s defense, the cold plunge probably activated his monkey brain and that’s why he decided to let the doctor die

Belle T

not letting jay smoke hurt my soul I was so excited to see him do something slightly controversial for the first time in his life

Krista

Another amazing install in the CBMCU (couch boys movement cinematic universe)

Molly Greenley

Me trying not to explode when Jay mentions my long time special interest (Star Wars, particularly Andor)

eliillustrates

Birdie is such a good doggo during the pod recording🥹🫶

Naomei Lidman

No because I’m too distracted by birdie he’s so worried about Jay in the cold plunge

Camille Menster

Jay lemme get an ID on those tan leather jawns im tryna wear some slippies like those this summer

Bern

jon and jay looking like they're about to rob the bellagio dressed in all black lol

Ella

When I was about to hop on the plane for PPB (perfect person boston) there were 5-6 people at the table next to me talking about their drop shipping businesses and it was reeeeaaally dystopian

meredith

the mics gaff taped to wooden spoons is sending me

McKenna

🚬CIG BOYZ ENERGY 🚬

Bern

when a bar has pieroni (and even better, a pieroni and SHOT combo) I know I’m gonna have a good night

emily

Peroni just rhymes with Negroni and yall like it

Sara H

I think Jays talking about “fruit riot” It’s been going super viral

Claire Chao

Wait wait wait….some sort of WBC/CBM combo tshirt? AND THATS MERCH There is something there with the similarity of the abbreviations

Kaley VanCleave

Birdie!!! My dogs name too🫶

Sara H

This was an insane sentence to read as I started the video

Sara H

Well in Lucy, drugs that people put inside her explode in her and then she becomes super smart and crazy

Kaley VanCleave

Just woke up from a super scary nightmare and this then posted. Now I have something to listen to so I don’t have to go back to bed to the scaries. ❤️ thank youuuuuu

Tana Banana

Couch boyz need to sit back and let the WBC be the real cult 😜

Kaley VanCleave

big fan of the founders of the couch boyz movement

Finn Hapgood


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