The Domliest Sub You've Ever Met
Added 2023-11-01 06:56:50 +0000 UTCI don't know if there's value to this post, really, but I feel like I should copy all my writings here, so here is a post I think might be crap. Sorry.
Sven is the subliest sub you’ve ever met, and he’s in search of a strict dominatrix who will:
- Force him to worship her feet in a completely dominant way.
- Drink fine red wine while applying a violet wand to his bits. (Sven doesn’t have a violent wand, but it’s okay. Dommes come fully equipped with the supplies right there in the box. You just have to say. “I believe in dommes. I believe in dommes” and your fairy domme will appear, just like Tinkerbell.)
- Walk on his balls in black stilettos with scarlet soles. No black soles will be accepted.
- Tie him to a St Andrews Cross. (Sex furniture also comes free with every domme in the scene.)
- Whip him precisely 36 times for each year of his life followed, of course, by a grand pegging session.
You can call Sven a sub if you like, but very few dommes would. I meet Cape Town’s Dommes all the time, and they’re terrifying. If they read Sven’s to-do menu, they wouldn’t even bother with an eye-roll. They’d only need to stare out into the distance. The souls of a thousand demons would escape their mouths and infiltrate your body. I’ve seen it happen.
Don’t fuck with dommes. I fuck with doms all the time. They love it. I would never follow suit with a domme. They’re ser-eee-ous. Handing over a blow-by-blow account of your next scene isn’t going to work.
Dommes are in this for the dominance. They don’t care what kinks you ticked off on your dim sum menu. They’re not there to submit to men named Sven. If you want to be a dominant, be a dominant. If you want to be served by a service top, pay someone to provide it. If you want a domme, though, that list isn't going to attract one, so I wish you a pleasant decade of celibacy.
