Smash with the Boyssss: An Interview with Game & Watch

Deep Leffen: Hey everyone, welcome to another Smash with the Boyssss episode. For those of you who don't know me, I am Deep Leffen, owner and ranch hand at Smash with the Boyssss, a new podcast we started earlier this year to waste time as we count down the days until our inevitable demise. Today sitting in the Hot Seat is a very special guest indeed, Mr. Game & Watch (Made of Wood). How are you today, Mr. Game & Watch?

Mr. Game & Watch: Hello...?

Deep Leffen: Hello!

Mr. Game & Watch: Uh... Hello?

Deep Leffen: Hello. Are you confused?

Mr. Game & Watch: ...

Deep Leffen: Mr. Game & Watch, welcome to show. Is everything okay?

Mr. Game & Watch: Mr. Game & Watch

Deep Leffen: [Mouthing to Camera]: Is he slow?

(Ben) Leaves

Deep Leffen: Who was that?

(Ben) Walks in Again

Deep Leffen: Oh my god, what the fuck are you doing? I am in the middle of an interview.

(Ben) Leaves

Deep Leffen: You walk in, interrupting me, and then walk out again. Do you even work here?

(Ben) Walks Back in

Deep Leffen: Get that piece of shit out of here.

(Ben) Leaves

Deep Leffen: God Damnit.

(Ben) Walks Back in

Deep Leffen: You know, fuck it. Do you want to do the interview?

(Ben) Walks in Holding a Telephoto Lens

Deep Leffen: I hope you're proud of yourself

Ben (with telephoto lens): What's going on around here?

Deep Leffen: I'm trying to have an interview with this slender gentleman.

Ben (with telephoto lens): Hey, where the hell is Dr. Game & Watch?

Deep Leffen:

(Dr. Game & Watch) Walks out

Deep Leffen: Hey, who was that?

(Dr. Game & Watch opens the door, holding a stethoscope)

Ben (with telephoto lens, mouthing to camera): We're going to have to cut this out in post, boss. 

(Dr. Game & Watch) Leaves

(Mr. Game & Watch is seen approaching)

Mr. Game & Watch: Hey! Welcome back to the show. I have with me Deep Leffen who has quite a bit of explaining to do.  What exactly is going on here, Deep?

Deep Leffen: Thanks for the opportunity. I'm just excited to be here.

Mr. Game & Watch: I appreciate the enthusiasm. Let's start this interview off with a few get-to-know-you questions. How are you, and do you blame yourself for your parent's divorce?

Deep Leffen: I'm pretty good.

(Mr. Game & Watch) Walks out

Deep Leffen: Wait, why are you walking out?

(Dr. Game & Watch) Walks in

Deep Leffen: Wait wha -- I'm just -- Where are you going?

(Dr. Game & Watch) Leaves

(Mr. Game & Watch) Walks in

Deep Leffen: CAN WE ALL JUST STOP MOVING.

(Mr. Game & Watch) Walks out then walks back in. He's holding a Frying Pan.

Deep Leffen: Who are these people?

(Mr. Game & Watch) Walks in

Deep Leffen: How many different Game & Watches are here right now.

(Dr. Game & Watch) Walks in

(Mrs. Game & Watch) Walks in holding Mr. Game & Watch

Deep Leffen: Wait. What?

Mrs. Game & Watch: Son?

Mr. Game & Watch: Mom?

(Ben walks in from the distance holding a double-barreled shotgun)

Deep Leffen (gestures to Ben with finger guns pointed at Game & Watch and his family. Blows smoke off finger guns)

(Ben starts shooting)

Dr. Game & Watch (walks in holding a mirror and points it at Deep Leffen)

(Deep Leffen sees the reflection of Game & Watch staring back at him. He is Game & Watch.

(Deep Leffen wakes up in his bed drenched in sweat. He has a 1980 handheld Game & Watch video game on his bedside. He finds Ben laying next to him in his bed.)

Deep Leffen: God damnit, Ben. Get the fuck out.