I think probably the most surprising discovery of the year was not that ESAM is bald, that much should have been obvious to the studied observer. No, the most surprising discovery of the year is th...
2021-09-28 17:14:10 +0000 UTC View PostTwo options appeared before me
And sorry I could not take both,
I held to the ledge, as long as I could
And took the option less taken
Death
An option chosen for me
But an op...
The Haunted Controller
"This is a very special device," the devil shopkeep says ominously. "It's a controller guaranteed to make you win any set." "What's the catch?" I ask. ...
2021-08-17 18:27:17 +0000 UTC View PostFriendly Reminder: Kindness is free. But if enough people withhold kindness, and we collude to keep the supply down, people will start to panic. Soon the despair and desperation will set in, and th...
2021-07-12 17:06:27 +0000 UTC View PostI'm not stepping foot in a tournament until the VIP lounge is equipped with the following:
They say every Smash player dies twice. Once when you stop breathing, and a second time, a bit later on, when they insist the meta has changed and that you couldn’t compete in the modern era.&nbs...
2021-05-25 16:49:22 +0000 UTC View PostTop advice for budding streamers.
1. Be kind and wholesome; positivity is inherently contagious.
2. Be yourself, but be measured: people want authenticity, but too much feels like t...
1. Turn gaming into a career and you'll never need a vacation.
2. Discover that it's hard to enjoy a hobby when your life depends on it.
3. Realize that you've lost your only es...
I am proud to announce that I am authoring a biographical trilogy that is already being called a "tour de force" by my parents. The first book is titled "Fuck Off,” and consists of me needlessly ...
2021-03-25 19:41:06 +0000 UTC View Post[Intro]
god damnit, i just don't care what other people think
you know it. i know it.
i'm a gamer.
if you know the tune, sing it with me boys
[Extremely...
2021-03-16 20:16:28 +0000 UTC View Posti casually stroll into the boy scouts national Smash jamboree and fill the tournament venue with a thick, black fog of mustard gas. scouts begin to emerge; eyes red, screaming. "not so brave after ...
2021-02-18 20:36:38 +0000 UTC View PostThe year is 20XX. Everybody plays Ness. Life is suffering and the living envy the dead. In the perpetual gloom of this stillborn planet, I search for a home I know I will not find. A scream pierces...
2021-02-02 17:42:34 +0000 UTC View PostThis is part 3-4 in a monthly Q&A with Patrons. Any Patron at the $9.00 tier or higher can ask DeepLeffen a question of their choosing. I've consolidated all the questions submitted to me i...
2021-02-01 21:05:43 +0000 UTC View Posti have it on good authority that the next fighter's pass will include the following characters: 1. Queen Kong. 2. Dinkey King. 3. Type II Diabetes. 3. PK Pete. 3. Junkman & The Little Dipper 3....
2021-01-20 18:43:29 +0000 UTC View PostTo the upvoters of this post, thank you for believing in me. You will be rewarded handsomely. To the downvoters of this post, I appreciate you understanding that criticism is essential to a well-fu...
2021-01-08 18:25:24 +0000 UTC View PostIt started to become clear to me by the seventh hour that the attractive gentleman before me was not a man at all, but some kind of “basketball hoop man” with a slender, metallic body and a hoo...
2020-12-30 20:58:20 +0000 UTC View PostThere are so many beautiful play styles to choose from. M2K, the machine, cold, clinical, calculating. Mang0, The Serial Killer, unpredictable, in your head, feeding on your emotions. Armada, the J...
2020-12-21 18:16:02 +0000 UTC View PostPrompt: Everybody says that Smash is a game of rock paper scissors. This couldn't be further from the truth. Smash is more like a game of...
Dear Nintendo,
I'm so sick of Nintendo and their relentless money-grubbing. After the next few DLC, I’m officially done with them. And unless they release new character skins, or a ne...
2020-11-25 18:37:27 +0000 UTC View Post"The eldritch whispers of the Void were calling out to me, begging me to return home. An insatiable hunger gnawed at my consciousness; a desire to see the world unmade. In this twisted madnes...
2020-11-20 17:02:03 +0000 UTC View PostThis is part 2 in a monthly Q&A with Patrons. Any Patron at the $9.00 tier or higher can ask DeepLeffen a question of their choosing. What follows is a list of the questions submitted in Se...
2020-11-20 14:58:44 +0000 UTC View PostDeep Leffen: Welcome to another episode of Smash with the Boysss. Today we have Robert the Robot in the flesh, but also in metal. Welcome Robert.
R.O.B.: Hey...
2020-11-09 15:06:52 +0000 UTC View PostThis is part 10 in an ongoing series. See part 9 here.
On the last episode:
... 2020-10-29 15:25:28 +0000 UTC View Post
This is Part 9 in an ongoing series. See Part 8 here
he said, "as long as i'... 2020-10-28 14:42:21 +0000 UTC View Post
This is part 8 in an ongoing series. See part 7 here.
In the last episode:
the... 2020-10-20 17:55:39 +0000 UTC View Post
This is part 7 in an ongoing series. See part 6 here.
In the last episode:
"an... 2020-10-19 18:23:46 +0000 UTC View Post
This is part 6 in an ongoing series. See part 5 here.
In the last episode:
but it was at that... 2020-10-16 17:23:42 +0000 UTC View Post