Alternate Universe #7: In A World Where Natasha…

“In A World… Where Natasha is a Lingerie Football Star!”

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“46… 51… Hike! The Quarterback snaps the ball and in a rush of tight panties, busting bras and clanking shoulder pads the play starts. Misdirection abound as our 7-a-side teams clash, mean while the ball pokes out between our Centre’s legs.

I take it and run, my face almost close enough to feel her rear cheeks against my front ones, if not for my helmet's cage mask. My firm hands clap hers and its mine. She pushes ahead and like the bolt runner I am, I punch through the line of scrimmage.

They call me ’51, Red Lightning’. I’m the best Halfback in league’s ever seen, despite being a body size or two tighter than the rest. Lean, keen and full of steam, that’s how I put up 5 rushing TDs a game at my worst.

They also call me the best Tight End ever, but that’s got nothing to do with football, and I never play in the Offensive Line.

Things pretty much turn to slow motion as I hurdle the Big D… That’s the Defence, fellas. The opposition tried to snag my shorts to stop me, but the snap back of the elastic only make my fleshy booty jiggle as leave them to eat turf and my dust.

A stiff arm puts the secondary on her back a few moments later, and I slip inside the precious spot we’re all aiming for. The End Zone. The place I spend half the game, and that I call home.

‘Touchdown Dragons!’ the announcer says, ‘That puts Romanov over 200 rushing yards today! Is there any doubt we’re witnessing the game’s MVP inaction?’ That’s all music to my ears as I add another 50 in a celebratory run back to midfield.

Maybe one day I’ll regret turning down that shadowy man I once met in the underground car park, but right now he can stuff his offer of ‘working for the country’. I’m so good at this I could break into the NFL and teach the bulky boys a thing or two about girls and (Un)Necessary Roughness!”

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Leave it to Nat to score, no matter how we make use of her! The Dragon’s ladies’ team puts up 7 on the board (not unlike our 7 wallpapers), we’re going to just give her the extra point now for that chest! Knowing her, the opponents are in for a shut out, but that’s fine with us as long as we get to join in the huddle!

This one was simple enough to smile at but challenging enough to give us some work alright. Give we already had the Dragons as part of our lore (thank you Kelsey and your OS), we knew we had to start there. The true trick play here was getting a set of underuse that would fit well on Nat, fit well with the basic uniform that comes with the setting, and that also were both sexy and athletic at once. Talk about a flea-flicker! We also made sure to give her heeled boots though. Not practical, but so very us, right? Once we had something along those lines, we pretty much had our shot. Can you tell that Unshi is more familiar with soccer celebrations than “football” ones? Plus, we couldn’t miss this chance to put Kate in the side lines as a bonus Easter Egg, could we? She likes to support the team’s cheerleader(s), why not the team too?

Alrighty, that makes 7 wallpapers and 7 girls! Let’s make it a magnificent 8, shall we? Cheers to all who put their ballot in Nat’s box this round. We’ll be back to make some more noise… any minute now! Until we make you “Hail Mary” again…

Be touching down (there) and beWilder!