2 Years of Sex, Girls and Kickass Content!

Howdy, howdy! Hello again and welcome back! It’s a big day over here in the beWilderverse it is! We’ve been welcoming you all to our posts and our prizes for a full 730 days now! You know what that means right? It’s our… hold on, let me check the math… divide by the number of hands… put it to the power of the number of girls we have… divide by zero… restart calculator… add the number of times Futurama was cancelled… yes, that’s it! We’re this many! Today, is our 2nd Birthday! Cut to the cake!

Ha ha! Yes, all jokes aside, it’s our birthday! We’ve officially lasted 2 wild years! We admit, the cake is a lie though, it’s not strictly beWilder’s second birthday, we’re both here under that banner just one full year now. However, this page officially opened on the 7th of February 2017 as Unshi took that, well, let’s face it, insane step to make something special, and create what would become the beWilderverse! Aren’t we all grateful the world is just that little bit crazy enough that he could do it? We are!

It’s been a wonderful, wet, wild and wankalicious 2 years… and it’s but a drop in the bucket! It’s our ultimate dream to look back on these first two years and think “Ahh, those were good times… were we ever really that small? Hard to believe even all that could become this big of a kinky world!”. We’re well on our way too!

Now, before we get to dishing out the sweet stuff… the cake we mean… we want to be sure to say a little something important! This is not just our milestone, it’s all ours. We’d never have made it more than a few feet down this long, lofty and lusciously lewd road if not for you fans and all the love you’ve shown for our stuff. To all of you, we say, “You like us! You really, really like us!”… and of course, “Seriously. Thank you. Thank you so very much.” To those who have been with us continuously for two whole years now, and there are some of you out there, we appreciate and love ya with all our heart, almost as much as you love our ladies!

Alrighty now, a quick tear wipe and the sappiness is gone! We’re not crying we swear! Cake time! It’s in your mailbox right now! To mark the occasion, we’re also… well, we’re not doing all that much actually. Odd. We did put out a call for fan suggestions on our Discord, but the reaction we got was surprising to us. Since we pack all our time into our work as it is, there’s not much else to do, and we were cheered up to hear the fans just want us to keep it up! An ‘Ask Me Anything’ was said to be unnecessary as “most of us can just ask it here on discord and you guys answer it quite fast… so we basically have a Q&A with you guys everyday!”. We did get some requests for possible streaming of how we make a CG, but when we’ve done videos of that in the past they’ve not been all that popular… We could be like our friend Candy who hosted live chats for her own Big #2, but unfortunately we’re not hot young girls ourselves so… I guess that’s a noooo…

… So then, how’s this for celebration? We’re always up for a party-party, so we’re going to reserve the right to throw one if something sweet happens to come our way, but until then we’re going to not waste any time as we bring sexy back! We’ve got big plans, and a fresh year of experience to put to good use, so we’re going to plough plenty of content, just the way you love it! We’re living the dream another year, and we’ve plenty ideas to put to virtual paper (better yet, stunning CGs!), and we’re starting right now! Right after cake!

Be party-hearty and beWilder!