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We're almost there folks. The election is almost over. Can you feel it?
"the PASSION our liberals feel for the fascists" - Michael Parenti
cinchal
2024-11-07 09:25:29 +0000 UTC
Blue Fugates is the thing to look into.👍🏼
Chicken Man Cory
2024-11-04 07:23:33 +0000 UTC
O boy, Dem Sunshine Boys. I heard tell that Brian Cox may have absorbed some of Bob Newhart and JEJ's "yesterday's ooze". Gross. But u may start to hear a different tone in the McDonald's jingle..
The elan of Elon may have some competition unless they're on the same team. Apparently conceptual mates Joe Goebbels and Bobby Newhart can be pals and pull out a badass podcast. Thanks Cricket Media for that. Who knew.
** Tom workin' that Gladwell seamlessly and T's "home movies dick sucker" voice.. beauty eh. 🤣🤣 Conceptually, I laughed a few times and thought things.. and concepts.
Can't wait to wake up Jan 6.. shit, Nov 6 and find out the Race Hustler franchise lives because now he time travels.. maybe like Sam in Quantum Leap or some kinda Stargate biz.. He'll be holographically projected ridin' through worm holes to sites of ethnic cleansing throughout history..cant wait for the sequel.
Chicken Man Cory
2024-11-04 03:43:18 +0000 UTC
I mean, Boeing is out here killing whistleblowers pretty blatantly (allegedly), and it's treated as no real biggie.
In the 50's, an accusation like that would seriously jeopardize a company's future, but companies have become so generally powerful - and political check so diminished (in the US) - that it's been downgraded to, at most, "a bad look".
"Yeah I know it sucks that they're killing whistleblowers who check their planes so they don't fall from the sky. But like, I gotta go places. Chop-chop."
I don't have a lot of hope that "the US president will push a button and do stuff" when we're this deep into the lamest realization of the cyberpunk-future.
Jesper Ohlsson
2024-11-03 21:53:26 +0000 UTC
You ever feel like a sentence is nuts today but will be inevitable and obvious in a while? Maybe I’ve got the shining for bad news. Somehow Kroger assassinating presidents to pad profits is in my future.
BookMisser
2024-11-03 20:57:09 +0000 UTC
I’ve just recently become a patron but have been listening for quite a while. Just want to say that when your episodes drop it’s a bright spot in my week. I feel your exasperation with a lot going on, and really appreciate the breaks you guys help us take, like laughing in my car multiple times during the race hustler story. This podcast is such a great mix of storytelling, information, and commiseration. I really appreciate all of you and what you give to us every week.
Jacob
2024-11-03 18:27:02 +0000 UTC
I re-listened to an old episode that covered Martin Van Buren Bates - a 7 ft 9 confederate soldier - who, along with "the Blue Fugates" (so basically drows), might be a solid case for Kentucky being one of the most naturally D&D-infused parts of the US.
Jesper Ohlsson
2024-11-02 21:33:42 +0000 UTC
got a little too big for their britches.
Feedbag
2024-11-02 07:23:51 +0000 UTC
So here’s how the Race-hustlers guns work. They’re also holograms but the Race-hustler AI took control of a secret Israeli black ops project, a satellite network equipped with railguns that can launch depleted uranium rounds from orbit. So when he points his gun at something there’s a slight delay before it just explodes.
Chapo has always branded nu metal as right wing
2024-10-31 17:27:26 +0000 UTC
"people are sad about palestinians, but people also want their groceries to be cheaper"[sic]
It's a fascile and condescending framing from Kamala, but if we're going to be real about it, then the actual answer to this is "the president can do something about one of these, and it's not how much your eggs cost".
George Bush Sr infamously lost his re-election (anecdotally) because gas-prices went up a bit; something he had little control over. US presidents "can do something about gas prices" to a much greater degree than unilaterally lowering grocery bills (you can hoard gas and release it opportunistically later, you can invade the middle-east and make the prices skyrocket, etc).
If you want your groceries to be drastically cheaper, then demand a centralized ownership of grocery-stores + (probably) production of produce. Essentially, you'd have to "do stuff" to a degree where abolishing all private ownership would just be less of a headache.
This is off the table - the US is not in the business of "doing stuff" anymore, if it ever was - and thus, so is "the president making your groceries cheaper".
Obviously, this is not a serious proposal - unless Kamala wants to get assassinated by Kroger, Boeing-style - but it's about as serious as her condescending framing of the issue.
..unless the oval office got a "make the groceries cheaper"-button installed, and she's pinky-swearing that she'll hit it if she gets in there.
Which takes us back to the one thing the US president can do, since around 75% of the war effort is directly funded by the US, making it essentially a government program.
//EDIT: Yes, she could raise the minimum wage substantially, which to my knowledge is not on the table either. So, again - what is she even talking about?
Jesper Ohlsson
2024-10-31 16:27:11 +0000 UTC
Terance join the zoomers and wear super loose/baggy clothes. Beer gut gone
Dame
2024-10-31 11:33:10 +0000 UTC
Why haven't you?
daniel
2024-10-31 03:24:21 +0000 UTC
My “hear me out” is John Neill
Rebecca Zeller
2024-10-31 02:47:51 +0000 UTC
That was improv?
Lucy McGillicuddy
2024-10-30 21:45:09 +0000 UTC
This episode sounds like you’ve gone insane from too much election news
Nyarmith
2024-10-30 20:56:29 +0000 UTC
I almost asphyxiated my lunch when Warren Oates waited 2 months for motorcycle to arrive
Benji
2024-10-30 15:12:18 +0000 UTC
The only thing they’ve done other than milk ppls bank account for the last year was a Palestine series they even seemed to give up on. And now it seems they have a thing against how Blowback portrayed the Taliban, idk if the SJ folks are friends with anyone anymore.
Stephan Sir Ois
2024-10-30 12:20:53 +0000 UTC
This episode was shit.
You should feel bad.
Julian
2024-10-30 11:01:28 +0000 UTC
Tarence’s narrator voice for Race Hustler has been echoing in my head since I listened. Since I’m An Old, I can totally remember the kind of vibe he’s going for, and he nailed it. Expand the universe and make an audio series out of it.
Michelle
2024-10-30 01:24:28 +0000 UTC
I've often pondered the concept of 'Truth'
Des Conrads
2024-10-30 01:23:28 +0000 UTC
Wind brahmin mentioned
Noah Shue
2024-10-29 17:57:24 +0000 UTC
I thought Gerbert too!
Caitlin Kellogg
2024-10-29 17:48:56 +0000 UTC
Sad to not hear "We need to be intentional about how we show up in these spaces"
Jonathan Howard
2024-10-29 17:41:37 +0000 UTC
The boys are back, I had more fun listening to this episode than any in recent memory. Thank you.
Will Camfield
2024-10-29 17:24:17 +0000 UTC
Are you guys still friends with Subliminal Jihad?
dumbcube
2024-10-29 16:28:30 +0000 UTC
You know those videos of twin toddlers rambling gibberish to each other? You hit the peak of the genre with this one
Chris Laser
2024-10-29 16:22:54 +0000 UTC
I hated listening to this - two creative and insightful people chewing on their own dicks for 90 minutes - but it was a funny enough break from the madness. Keep up the good work.
Jim McKenna
2024-10-29 16:19:42 +0000 UTC
A plan lmao like it’s suicide
Ceruleania
2024-10-29 16:01:55 +0000 UTC
Tarence is fine, he’s just beautifully broken
Ceruleania
2024-10-29 16:01:03 +0000 UTC
That last 25min of improv 🤌🏼
Mike
2024-10-29 14:47:45 +0000 UTC
Mid-way through listening to the boys do their best impression of the pod Johns, and I’m starting to believe they might be beautifully broken.
Fummpt
2024-10-29 14:13:50 +0000 UTC
At leeeast thirty different kinds 🤓
gray
2024-10-29 14:09:41 +0000 UTC
No joke right before listening to this I got a call from one of my neighbors telling me they know I haven’t voted yet and “just checking to see if I have a plan.” I’m getting taken to the bomb shelter for democracy
Rachel W
2024-10-29 13:50:36 +0000 UTC
There need to be less podcasts trying to make people “smarter” and more absolute nonsense (in the best way) like this and the pendejo time boys. This shit is potent
Daniel
2024-10-29 12:47:10 +0000 UTC
the race hustler sounds like James carvilles nephew. the dick sucker is jay Leno.
carl
2024-10-29 12:35:07 +0000 UTC
For what it's worth I think you look great in a t shirt
Betsy
2024-10-29 12:23:44 +0000 UTC
Race hustler was a favorite of Rush Limbaugh, may he rest in piss.
Lucy McGillicuddy
2024-10-29 08:56:54 +0000 UTC
This was so fucking necessary, thanks fellas. Sincerely.
Peter Cain
2024-10-29 08:04:26 +0000 UTC
I have never heard the term "race hustler" outside of Ben Shapiro's novel
Andrew Dunn
2024-10-29 05:53:34 +0000 UTC
This is almost like having friends
panda-roux
2024-10-29 05:42:58 +0000 UTC
Also, I appreciate how honest Terrance was in this episode. Real men can be vulnerable
Dr Nermal Funkenstein
2024-10-29 05:27:56 +0000 UTC
Killing is bad, m'kay. What if you're grandfathers were Nazis? Not such a pleasant tale, hmm?
We should've tried harder for a peaceful solution to avoid WWII, M'KAY??
Dr Nermal Funkenstein
2024-10-29 05:13:29 +0000 UTC
"I've been starving them, and I've been trying to encourage them to eat each other."
👏👏👏👏👏👏
Dr Nermal Funkenstein
2024-10-29 05:11:02 +0000 UTC
I tried showing a friend their Bob Dylan impression, said it was identical, indistinguishable even. As the true heathen they are, they said it was just ok
Maria Morales
2024-10-29 05:00:58 +0000 UTC
Please don’t do Pee Wee Herman trying to suck my dick again
Coltrane Huling
2024-10-29 03:34:46 +0000 UTC
lol I had to re-listen and I still feel like I retained very little myself.
Emily Richardson
2024-10-29 02:29:23 +0000 UTC
It did feel very much like a fever dream.
Emily Richardson
2024-10-29 02:27:44 +0000 UTC
https://youtu.be/ae4DF3ljzSs?si=DTPuHTd5KyvdBEVx
Jess Estridge
2024-10-29 02:26:51 +0000 UTC
The dick sucking voice is gerbert
Jess Estridge
2024-10-29 02:25:36 +0000 UTC
Nice to step out of my echo chamber and take in some radical new perspectives
Al Harris
2024-10-28 23:27:35 +0000 UTC
Nurse they’re doing it again
Chloe Scattergood
2024-10-28 23:22:31 +0000 UTC
Around 01:30 in the episode you hit the nail on the head. I went to a bonfire last night. at which I zealously praised my grandfathers seemingly prolific killing of Nazis in WW2. This Ellen ass lib responded by saying that my family "has a real history of hate". Hate. Because my grandpa killed Nazis who were actively trying to kill him...I hate liberals so much.
Jennifer Hammerhead
2024-10-28 23:08:47 +0000 UTC
Race hustlers and poverty pimps
Mickey Soltys
2024-10-28 21:22:45 +0000 UTC
Forgot to bleep out the name of the guy who always pretended to be fucked up 🤣. If the person I first tried an edible with, overdid it, and convinced myself I was gonna die ever becomes podcast famous and full name checks my lightweight ass, I'm gonna have to end it all.
BK
2024-10-28 21:03:44 +0000 UTC
if somebody told me i hallucinated this episode i might believe them
Josh Aych
2024-10-28 20:49:57 +0000 UTC
either the Bob Dylan impression is getting better or it is insidiously replaceing my memory of how he talks
Obstentia
2024-10-28 19:51:18 +0000 UTC
Finished it and, it turns out, it actually doesn't stay like that, it gets worse. All time great ep
Bil
2024-10-28 19:08:07 +0000 UTC
I needed this episode today
Dingus
2024-10-28 18:55:08 +0000 UTC
They get freaked out because tumbleweeds are technically RUSSIAN THISTLE 🫣
Jawn Feddermang
2024-10-28 18:43:22 +0000 UTC
Dr. Pibb ass Al is wild.
Norma Louise
2024-10-28 18:05:18 +0000 UTC
All timer right here
Goodie
2024-10-28 17:56:45 +0000 UTC
Start tucking in the tshirts, that's the trick if you have a little gut
Tom Rogers
2024-10-28 17:55:25 +0000 UTC
all differences are resolved at the battle box, because it is
filled with carbon monoxide
Veronica
2024-10-28 17:34:02 +0000 UTC
Both. Definitely both.
auf die Welle
2024-10-28 17:11:57 +0000 UTC
Wait wait don't tell me
daniel
2024-10-28 16:40:26 +0000 UTC
I am thirty minutes in. The episode has been going for hours.
Gage
2024-10-28 16:01:26 +0000 UTC
In one of the most recent episodes the pod save boys said that Tucker Carlson had been fired due to sexism and harassment. It’s pretty undisputed that he was fired for racism but I think those guys are so fucked up that they don’t even think racism is a problem anymore. If Tucker still had his job today and that came out there wouldn’t even be blowback.
Thomas Stevens
2024-10-28 15:59:17 +0000 UTC
Prince of Darkness is the scariest movie ever made
sarah
2024-10-28 15:37:19 +0000 UTC
borderline unlistenable, maybe a top 10 best trillbillies ep, definitely top 20
we got the race hustler, dick sucking voice, lib trillbillies, john neal, etc
memetech honkdog
2024-10-28 15:09:10 +0000 UTC
okay nevermind the great god pan one is definitely him lmao
patsy montana
2024-10-28 15:05:49 +0000 UTC
I love the chaos of this episode. It feels like how my brain feels right now
Emily Richardson
2024-10-28 14:46:37 +0000 UTC
Great ep.!
Eternal Garb
2024-10-28 14:43:03 +0000 UTC
Skinny guy with a belly here as well. I used to have a crazy nice body from biking as commute and running in my spare time.
But that damned belly just wouldn't go away. Now I've put on more general weight and my belly doesn't bother me as much.
Spiders in a Trenchcoat
2024-10-28 14:07:22 +0000 UTC
I’m high on primer fumes rn and I think our Gimlet Media boys are too, and that’s true and that’s real and I can’t wait to go to the polls <3
sortition crank
2024-10-28 13:52:17 +0000 UTC
I love Cuntucky Cumtown.
sortition crank
2024-10-28 13:48:25 +0000 UTC
This is certainly one of the episodes of all time
wat
2024-10-28 13:45:01 +0000 UTC
I just want to say that for months of listening I’ve thought that Bob Dylan had been dead for decades… I mixed him up with John Denver. Idk man they’re both old or uh would be old, if it weren’t for plane crashes. I really thought that the recurring character known as Bob was a bit, I had no idea that Bob was alive and well.
Matt Esparza
2024-10-28 13:37:24 +0000 UTC
52:04 is my favorite character in a while
Maggie
2024-10-28 13:34:12 +0000 UTC
You're worst characters yet. 5 stars
Brandon Engmark
2024-10-28 13:20:35 +0000 UTC
I'm pretty sure I absorbed like zero percent of this episode, great stuff
William
2024-10-28 13:16:14 +0000 UTC
I really think there's a space in the podcast sphere for a show where Tom and Terrence become ActBlue liberals.
Jordan Hunnicutt
2024-10-28 13:07:49 +0000 UTC
Are The HILLbillies going to have Arthur Bleefold on to speak about the election?
BUSHxDIDx911
2024-10-28 12:55:06 +0000 UTC
am i insane for thinking thats not rly bob behind the keyboard. maybe dooky chasers was legit but i think theyve got some assistant chasing the dragon now
patsy montana
2024-10-28 12:26:22 +0000 UTC
Pod save appalachia has legs
William
2024-10-28 11:39:36 +0000 UTC
Really, voting is buying and selling in the marketplace of ideas
William
2024-10-28 11:34:03 +0000 UTC
Why would you do this to them
William
2024-10-28 11:18:02 +0000 UTC
I am standard issue AL.
AL
2024-10-28 11:11:45 +0000 UTC
It's wild you'd think about a race hustler type actor and go with Paul Mescal over Walton Goggins
Dan Young
2024-10-28 10:26:26 +0000 UTC
I think you're movie plot would work better it the cartel were to be smuggling at cost insulin instead of tumble weed/cocaine.
Eric Murphy
2024-10-28 09:53:40 +0000 UTC
I hate to break it, but non-alcoholic beer has like 2/3's the calories of a regular beer.
They also measure by "servings" (literally not a thing), or "per 100 ml", forcing you to do your own math like you're still in school.
A proper society would not do this to you.
Jesper Ohlsson
2024-10-28 06:03:23 +0000 UTC
If i feed a transcript of this into chat gpt4 and grok this will be historical fact in under a week. My bro works with OpenAI so I’m mainly doing it to fuck with him!
Leyland
2024-10-28 04:45:45 +0000 UTC
What if cumtown had body dysmorphia?
Feedbag
2024-10-28 04:04:30 +0000 UTC
I'm going to have liberal 2016 Tom and Terrence bouncing around in my head as I lay dying in Kingston, PA after smashing my skull on the pavement over water rations.
Laaren
2024-10-28 04:04:27 +0000 UTC
Gotta put them in Conceptation Camps
Lorelei O’Connor
2024-10-28 03:53:51 +0000 UTC
Arian heresy no less
Andrew Ratcliffe
2024-10-28 03:14:02 +0000 UTC
Tarence, your belief that god, Jtown, and the ghost are separate entities has been condemned since the First Council of Nicea in 325 AD. I am appalled to hear such heresy on a communist podcast.
Andrew Ratcliffe
2024-10-28 03:13:50 +0000 UTC
Lots of conversation about where we were as a nation on September 12. Not much talk about a week later.
Lucy McGillicuddy
2024-10-28 02:57:09 +0000 UTC
Go on The Adam Friedland Show
Glenn Youngkin Did Nine Eleven
2024-10-28 02:51:53 +0000 UTC
i’ll tell you honestly tarence that i have repeated your succinct analysis about class being relative many times and i _do_ agree and i _have_ found a voice. that one and the coming over and sucking a dick one both.
chee
2024-10-28 02:24:22 +0000 UTC
I can’t believe the podcast has degraded to such SHIT.
OBVIOUSLY the inciting incident would be that the cartels start selling a drug that only works on non-whites, which lets them have wild parties with no repercussions the next day. The whites get jealous and you’re off to the races
William
2024-10-28 02:04:14 +0000 UTC
The last half of the show made it sound like y'all were being held at gunpoint by NPR executives
Brant
2024-10-28 02:01:27 +0000 UTC
10/10 ep. Every week we approach closer and closer to a perfect 1:1 of 2018 Appalachian Cum Town
Badoilcan
2024-10-28 01:14:05 +0000 UTC
the Pearly Gates are not ADA compliant, there's a solid 3" step at the threshold. people have complained but the heaven HOA won't allow rennovation.
Karl Childers
2024-10-28 01:02:21 +0000 UTC
From the studio that brought you Apatar
Tom's Trips Official
2024-10-28 00:45:08 +0000 UTC
The town in "The Race Hustler" sounds like it takes some inspiration from the laughing gas world concept
𝐅𝐥𝐨𝐫𝐚 𝐏𝐨𝐬𝐭
2024-10-28 00:34:23 +0000 UTC
Set the Race Hustler into the extended Blue Fugate universe and you got something baby
Sammy
2024-10-28 00:27:35 +0000 UTC
Nothing like listening to the trillbillies worker party podcast on a Sunday after a hard days work.
LAKE R▲DIO
2024-10-28 00:14:56 +0000 UTC
Old school HR violation: snapping a woman's bra
Kallie Schell
2024-10-27 23:37:30 +0000 UTC
NA beer is great shit honestly
Ethan
2024-10-27 23:24:01 +0000 UTC
That was an episode
minty
2024-10-27 23:11:47 +0000 UTC
T-ray
Grindr confirmed.
Tyler Scherer
2024-10-27 23:02:22 +0000 UTC
The Race Hustler takes a time machine back to LA in the late 60s to talk Charles Manson out of doing the Tate-LaBianca murders to try and start a race war.
Elizabeth R.
2024-10-27 23:00:36 +0000 UTC
You guys should do election night coverage
Nik Nerburn
2024-10-27 22:56:53 +0000 UTC
In my highschool there was a rumor going around about a new psychedelic called Loon.
I later discovered it was just piss from someone on acid, which they collected and sold to the most credulous morons around.
Cthulhusbedandbreakfast
2024-10-27 22:48:03 +0000 UTC
just in time for
auf die Welle
2024-10-27 22:28:42 +0000 UTC
This episode rewired my brain chemistry
Ben Meredyk
2024-10-27 22:20:12 +0000 UTC
That bizarro universe podcast would be called Trillibby Wokers Party
Grant
2024-10-27 22:15:14 +0000 UTC
1 hour in wondering if the rest of the episode will just be like this
Bil
2024-10-27 21:57:48 +0000 UTC
Hell yeah early premium episode
Kranky
2024-10-27 21:54:50 +0000 UTC
they did NOT blank out his last name lol
sulkyboy
2024-10-27 21:19:41 +0000 UTC
All your straight-boy-growing-up-stories are so unrelatable. It's like an audio-only, low-hum throbbing anxiety Planet Earth.
Jesper Ohlsson
2024-10-27 21:13:12 +0000 UTC
U know the episode will be good when tarence starts with “well….” *mouth noises*
Carter Mize
2024-10-27 21:10:24 +0000 UTC
I can’t wait for the next election cycle to start in 6 months.
Kellen Singer
2024-10-27 20:49:19 +0000 UTC