The children are our future, and they need our help.
The future is fucked.
In this episode, we hear from a kid who needs more YouTube views, and a kid who's having trouble goading his classmates into fistfights. The answer to both? Non-stop dabbing.
Also: we get our first "follow up." A kid from episode 3 writes in to tell us how our advice went. Did he end up dead?! Listen, and find out!