Asterios Kills A Kid #1: Try Not To Die, Kids
Added 2018-01-30 19:08:28 +0000 UTCSrancho & I answer REAL questions from kids, then give REAL advice that might REALLY get them killed!
The story: for months, a Five Minute Podcast listener named Jesse would send me real questions from kids, and have me answer them while drunk. I had so much fun doing it, I turned it into an entire damn show!
Comments
she knows WAY too much about all this weirdo bullshit
Asterios Kokkinos
2018-02-20 14:48:59 +0000 UTCI had no idea Sriracha was such a Deep Internet enthusiast. She's a keeper!
Jay
2018-02-20 14:44:00 +0000 UTCI'm glad you like it!!
Asterios Kokkinos
2018-02-19 18:58:29 +0000 UTCI much prefer this to Science Friction and Waifu Wars. Thank you for being awesome.
Tony Proto
2018-02-19 05:13:19 +0000 UTCYeah we gotta find a better loop for that last one. My fault, I was crazy busy!
Asterios Kokkinos
2018-02-06 14:08:03 +0000 UTCHilarious show but for the love of god no more “Farmer and the Dell”
Twistlock
2018-02-04 01:03:15 +0000 UTCKeep killing kids Asterios. This is good shit!
JR
2018-02-03 11:45:37 +0000 UTCThis is a fucking great idea
Asterios Kokkinos
2018-02-01 15:52:27 +0000 UTCYou should call the show "I Am Dumber Than Your Kids", then rename it "Crappy Children's Advice" in order to trick people into thinking it's something different and possibly funnier
Shawn Galt
2018-01-31 09:05:59 +0000 UTCAll of Sriracha's internet stories make me feel like I need to take a shower.
Greedav
2018-01-30 20:56:59 +0000 UTCThe world needs this show. I don't think there's a single kids' advice column out there brave enough to publish nuggets like: "Right now you have been handed an identity: 'Penis Boy'. That is your identity. It's like a skin that you can't scrape off. You gotta put on a new skin."
Jesse Mills
2018-01-30 20:26:30 +0000 UTC
