The Five Minute Podcast Returns For One Month Only!
Added 2018-01-27 18:39:30 +0000 UTCWhen I ended The Five Minute Podcast, I didn't think people would notice. I thought, "You're doing Science Friction, Waifu Wars, crazy audio bits...people probably won't care."
But every week, I get a message like the one above asking for me to improvise insane bullshit.
Well, you want insane bullshit, you'll get insane bullshit!
Everyone pledging +$15 on February 1st will get their own personal episode of The Five Minute Podcast. Audio only, because I can't afford to hire a band right now (thanks, you-know-who!)
Pledge $30, you'll get two. $45, you'll get three, etc. You know how math works. I mean, I don't, but I'm sure you do.
Even realer talk: I genuinely miss doing them. It's unusually cool to get to talk to a single listener at a time, and make their specific comedy vision come to life. My favorite topics so far have included:
–Can you record a scene where Skeletor has He-Man tied up but clearly has a big boner for him?
–Pitch me a Star Wars movie starring Billy Joel?
–What would "Asterios: The Musical" sound like?
–Pitch me a show called "Biscuit Bots"?
But I know we can go crazier. Let's fuckin' do it.
Comments
Just became a Patreonie. Didn't realize this was essentially just another social media site with the ability to financially support the content creators. I don't know what I thought it was, I was just listening to your content on Soundcloud. Look I have 2 jobs and 2 kids, keeping up with everything that I am interested in is tough sometimes. But I've been a fan for almost a decade and look forward to your content as much if not more than any of the comedy I follow.
Tony Proto
2018-02-19 05:25:26 +0000 UTCDude, you don't know how much I've missed these! Never needed the band, the Boisterous Coconuts is goddamn good enough!
JR
2018-01-30 14:56:12 +0000 UTCthe IRC is a magical place
Eugene the Bichon Frise
2018-01-30 00:54:46 +0000 UTCgreat idea! :)
Makin'Things
2018-01-28 06:12:24 +0000 UTCYOU! FUCKED! UP!
Jager Mitchell
2018-01-27 19:02:34 +0000 UTCOH GOD NO
Asterios Kokkinos
2018-01-27 18:59:10 +0000 UTCAlso, I do know how math works... So you probably meant "> $15" not "+$1"!
Jager Mitchell
2018-01-27 18:47:52 +0000 UTCRevenge of the Sneaky Greek! Which definitely-not-Asterios character will be hosting these 5MPs?
Jager Mitchell
2018-01-27 18:45:39 +0000 UTCyeaaaah! it's a cucksmas miracle!
wolfbadger
2018-01-27 18:44:56 +0000 UTC
