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...The Fight!

As I write this, I'm in the back of a car with War of the Fanboys and his...kitten. 

He brought a girl dressed like a kitten. 

We're headed to a UFC gym, so we'll be there soon. 

Jesus fucking christ, what is happening to my life. 

See you guys soon!

...The Fight!

Comments

You got BALLS OF STEEL asterios!!!

Samuel J. Weller

This woman is an absolute psycho.

Daniel Bak

Huh... Dark. Any chance I could get a kookier answer?

Zach Owen

Jess because she's genuinely destructive

Asterios Kokkinos

is that... is that a cat girl? oh god

Jorge Román

You're great guys!

Kravenar Games

You destroyed him. Next time do a set number of rounds and have a referee judge the winner if it's indecisive.

vibritec

Congrats, Asterios, you definitely got the better end of this one. One may not be able to Stump a Trump, but you've shown that it's equally perilous to Fuck with a Cuck.

Girf Strongweiner

YO, BROSTERIOS! who is crazier, mental jess or war-of-the-fanboy's girlfriend?

Zach Owen

Fun, but god damn that was terrible! At least it happened though, I didn't think it would.

Brian Jones

Holy shit you tossed him around like the tiny manchild he is, though! Fun to watch. 44:34 was an especially solid clocking. Great job following through on your assaults, and even your dodging was pretty damn on point. (Suppose there wasn't much real need to dodge when nothing he threw had any force behind it)

Sleepnir

Damn, I was really hoping that fucking creep would get the beating he deserves. I like that he at least was so incapable of being funny on camera that he didn't even bother basically saying a word the whole thing. Tryhard cuck.

Sleepnir

I can't believe this actually happened. Holy shit.

Gabraham

It came true and this is probably the funniest fight I've ever seen! Work on your cardio but leave your fighting style as it is. Love you man!

Ramlan Kamal

Hercules would be proud!

Phil Clark

Ah.. the ol' "use 99% of your energy in the first 10 seconds" strategy

MildlyInfuri8ng

Asterios wins. That bitch couldn't throw a proper punch.

Kevin James

will there still be a 100pc mcnugget stream

Whores McBangington

Those man v food training montages really made the difference! I'll give you that fight I'd imagine with no training you did what was natural and put some weight behind those punches. The best thing was that win or lose you were a comedian all the way through eliminating possible fear

SOGGY BOB

asterios you had the fucking match, i'm surprised! you have to train for the rematch. you can do this! <3

Adam Andersson

Best fucking $1 I've ever spent!

David Pradis

FUCK YEAH

Ronnie Fox

Godspeed you beautiful lunatic.

Daniel Silveira

I feel like your rage has lessened, you are reverting to the genuine non-asshole that you are. Get the rage back to sock this cuck in the face!

Alex Randall

It's happening!

Nathaniel Berggruen

Refresh the fight stream!

Asterios Kokkinos

So the plan is you go offline?

Patrick K.

<a href="https://youtu.be/C0mGOUw46Xs" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://youtu.be/C0mGOUw46Xs</a>

Asterios Kokkinos

Really hope all that not working out pays off, buddy.

Rachel Jones

You got my dollar you sneaky Greek. Im just hoping for a good fight.

Patrick K.

Kill him, Coconuts!

Marcus Anduaga-Arias

Hope you found gloves, otherwise your hands will hurt like hell for a few days.

Fran Cisco

You got my dollar now destroy him!

Antonio Piluso

avenge Madame Clinton!!!!!

Whores McBangington

If you lose, you're out of the family!

Ross Lane

Kick his ass buddy!

Twistlock

What in the blue fuck.

CaptainZM

Godspeed.

Dustin Siniawa


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