Busteez Crossover Segment

This is what I did for an idea for a Crossover between the Bleach and Naruto verses.

"If you don't put that thing away I'm gonna steal it Hinata..." Sakura said dourly as she and Hinata walked through the  of Konaha's Shinobi HQ.  The two of them had been called to the Hokage's office and the pink haired girl again caught Hinata admiring the new ring on her left hand.

"Oh, sorry, I just can't help it..." Hinata said with a blush, her huge tits squishing around her arms as she placed both fists under her chin, "He proposed, he proposed!!!!" she squealed, rocking on her heels excitedly.  The young woman was barely qualified as dressed in a full body mesh netting with a black thong for a bottom, and matcking blank sports bra on top that was struggling to hold her heavy tits in place though her constant bouncing up and down.

"I know, I was there," said Sakura as she ran a hand through her short pink hair, her own heavy tits bouncing erotically in the tight black bikini top she wore.  Both of them had been at the club, just coming off of their shift when a messenger called them to the Hokage's office.  Hinata had just finished her last dance and was preparing to walk off the stage when Naruto climbed on and in front of everyone proposed to the dark haired girl.  Sakura thought Hinata was going to faint from joy when she saw the size of the rock on the ring he held out to her.

"Still," Sakura added, "He could have picked a more romantic venue to ask."

"It's fine, we all see each other more at the club than anywhere else now, so I think it was perfect!" Hinata said as she went back to admiring her ring.

The two of them finally reached the Hokage's office a moment later.  A good thing too as Sakura was ready to make good on her threat.  She knocked on the door and Kakashi's voice called back for them to enter.  The 7th Hokage sat behind his desk, a small mountain of paperwork sat to one side, though a quick glance showed that it was all in the finished column.  Seating close by was a man and two women Sakura didn't recognize, but the bodies of the two women were a dead give away that they also worked at a Busteez, with tits several times larger than their heads, the heavy make-up, and big sexy asses.

The first was a dark skinned woman with dark hair tied in a ponytail. (Insert Yoruichi's description here)

Next to her was a woman with creamy skin and strawberry blonde hair.  Her eyes were the color of lake ice and she was dressed (Insert Rangiku's outfit here)

The man looked to be a few years older than Kakashi, his hair was a messy and light-blonde, almost pale, with strands framing the sides of his face and hanging between his eyes.  On his head was a stripped fishermans hat that shaded his gray eyes.  He hadn't shaved in a while judging by the three days worth of stubble on his chin. He wore a dark coat, with a white diamond pattern along its bottom half, a dark green shirt and pants underneath. He also carried a small hand fan he was currently using against the blistering summer heat.  On his feet were a pair of well worn geta sandals.  All in all, Sakura pegged him as one of the regular drunks that hung around Busteez in the late hours.

"Ah, Sakura, Hinata, thank you for coming on such short notice." said Kakashi.

"It's no problem sensei, please excuse our attire, we came dirently from the club." Sakura said.

The man sitting across from Kakashi waved dismissively with his fan, "Oh it's fine it's fine.  Such gorgeous figures should be on display at all times."  His tone was light, and just a tad condescending.  Sakura instantly disliked him.

"And you are..?" she asked in as polite a tone as she could force.

"Pardon me, where are my manners," the man said as he stood up and offered a theatrical bow, "Kisuke Urahara, founder and owner of the Busteez franchise.  I developed the method by which you and all the other girls are enjoying such, lovely bodies."  Those last words spoken with just enough lechory that Sakura had to bite her tongue to keep herself from punching him with the full force of her skills.

"Your accent is odd, where are you from?" Hinata asked, speaking up finally.

Kisuke closed his fan and touched it to his stubbled chin, "Oh now there's a question, are you girls by any chance familiar with the Einstien-Rosen Bridge and Multi-verse theory?" he asked, his tone was honest and sincere, not joking or mocking in the slightest.

Sakura Hinata both remained silent.

Kisuke opened his fan again, covering the lower half of his face, "I didn't think so," he said, and Sakura caught him saying under his breath, "The science here not so developed."  He then closed the fan again and smiled warmly, "Suffice it to say I'm from somewhere you've never heard of and in all likelyhood may never visit.  Buuuut, that doesn't mean we can't be friends.  In fact, I do have a great deal of business to discuss with Mr. Hakitake, but my companions would love the grand tour of your village." he said cheerfully as he turned to the two women accompanying him, "Yoruichi, Rangiku, take a look around and have some fun, see some sights."

Kakashi finally spoke again, "Please, show our guests around the village.  I know it's late in the evening already, but there's still a decent bit of daylight left.  I would consider it a personal favor if you would entertain our guests while Kisuke and I discuss business."

'Personal favor', that term carried a lot of weight coming from Kakashi both as Hokage and their boss at Busteez.  Sakura nodded and said, "Sure sensei," she turned to Yoruichi and Rangiku, "Come on ladies, let's have some fun.  Oh, and pardon my air headed friend here, her boyfriend just proposed and she's still on cloud nine." she told them as she gave Hinata's head a knock.

"Ah, so he finally proposed," Kakashi said, "Congradulations Hinata."  He then waved the quartet of women towards the exit, "You ladies have fun now."