Update: September 2025

TL;DR

-SAOA 19: DONE! On Patreon! But in Copyright jail on YouTube!
-SAOA 19 Bloopies: 25%
-SAOA 20 Editing: Next on the docket~
-MHAA 5: Finalizing~
-MHAA 5 Bloopies: 30%
-MHAA 6 Recording: 98%
-MHAA 6 Editing: 5%
-MHAA 7 Scripting: 55%
-FruBA 2 Editing: 15%
-FruBA 3 Scripting: 100%

L;R

Hidey ho, fellow criminals!

We call you criminals because we assume you ALSO have parking tickets that the Canadian government absolutely REFUSES to let you pay! They SAY you're in their system, but every time you check, there's nothing! NOTHING! I wanna be a good law-abiding citizen, Canada, but you won't let me! YOU JUST WON'T LET ME!!!

Apple pie of nothing, Spencer is now helping to write these updates! Welcome to the writing room, Spencer, co-writer and editor of FruBA, editor of Shorts, and Gamemaster of SWE&D!

CLAP FOR HIM!

everyone clapped

and came a little

as a treat

Whoa there, fella! Don't wanna blow your ENTIRE load off rip! We got SAOA updates to give you!

So, sorry again for the brief (and late) update last month. There just wasn't much to say beyond "SAOA 19's almost done", and we really wanted to hold off until we could say it was COMPLETELY done and ready to premiere. Thanks so much to the over 5000 PEOPLE who came to see the episode on stream! It was bonkers!

throws up affectionately

We're also sorry that there was very little heads-up before said premiere! Usually, we're able to get a preview clip live on YouTube with the premiere date a while before we stream a new episode, but for whatever reason, YouTube just REFUSES to let it out of copyright jail to this day!

JUST LIKE HOW THE CANADIAN GOVERNMENT REFUSES TO LET ME PAY THIS STUPID TICKET! PLEASE, CANADIA! FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS MAPLE! THE LONGER I WAIT, THE MORE EXPENSIVE IT BECOMES! I WANNA STAY IN YOUR GOOD GRACES, I SWEAR!

ahem

Anywho... MHAA 5 is in the final stages of production, so hopefully we'll have a nice announcement regarding that soon. Won't we, YouTube?! <_< You're gonna be cool and release some of our shit from copyright jail so we can upload some more shit, right?! Fuck, we hate you. But yeah, we're super excited for you guys to see MHAA 5! There's a fun bucket in there~

In the meantime, Matty and Carrie are toiling away on the bloopies for SAOA 19 and MHAA 5 while cutting up lines for SAOA 20 and MHAA 6 in perfect tandem.

UNLIKETHECANADIANGOVERNMENT!!! RETURN MY CALLS, YOU COWARDS!!! ACCEPT MY CURRENCY!!!

Spencer... you maybe wanna take a chill pill and tell-

THEY'RE CALLED "ANTI-ANXIETY MEDS", YOU INSENSITIVE FUCKS!

We know! We take them, too! We're allowed to demean you!

FINE! FINE! BUT I'M GONNA CONTINUE WRITING IN ALL-CAPS TO HELP DIFFERENTIATE THE DIFFERENT SPEAKERS IN THIS EXCHANGE!

That is fair.

SO. FRUBA. MUCH LIKE THE DRAGONS IN GAME OF THRONES, IT'S COMING. BUT UNLIKE THOSE DRAGONS, FRUBA SHALL HOPEFULLY NOT BE OVERSHADOWED BY ANOTHER, IMPOSSIBLY GREATER DISAPPOINTMENT.

But in all seriousness, Spencer would have made a lot more progress if his body wasn't attempting to destroy itself from within. Did you know that severe anxiety can make your organs push up against each other? Spencer does! Between that, the ensuing hospital visits, and his computer needing to be replaced, he's had a lot to be stressed about for some reason! And you know what's not helping yeah it's the Canadian government. What, you thought the pills would make me forget?! Forget this RAGE?! Nay nay! They have only ENHANCED me! Made me STRONGER, more HATEFUL than ever before! Why won't you let me give you $45, goddamn it?!

Spencer takes a calming breath

Listen... Canada...

I know we both said some things that were out of line. Mostly you, but who's counting? But I'm willing to be the bigger man here and let bygones be bygones. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm just gonna tie these 9 $5 bills to this here arrow and fire it through Mark Carney's window, and we'll just call us square, yeah? Cool.

fires arrow

Well... reeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaally wish that maid wasn't standing there...

Ah, well. The paramedics will find the money. I believe I can call this debt repaid. Good night, everybody!

Remember to eat your vegetables and the rich,
Something Witty