Update: July 2022

TL;DR

-MHAA 3 Editing: 87%
-MHAA 4 Writing: 75%
-SAOA 17 Recording: 85%
-SAOA 17 Editing: 60%
-NEVER scheduling ANYTHING ever again!

L;R

So... we done fucked up.

You see, we were under the mistaken belief that the curse that always befalls us any time we try to tell y'all when something will be done only applied to episode releases.

How arrogant we were...

In our hubris, we thought we'd be able to just tell you guys when we're gonna stream SWE&D and everything would be fine. But NO! Of course, the second we do that, literally ALL of SWE gets the 'Rona! Including Chase, who doesn't even live in this fucking country! It defies reason! We're convinced the virus has mutated the ability to spread through Discord at this point!

So yeah, we lost two weeks of work because of the 'Vid. That was fun.

Uuuuugggggg...

We've given this a lot of thought, and we've come to the very logical conclusion that we're just never allowed to tell y'all anything ever, lest we once again be struck down by the fucking Elder Gods we've apparently angered. No longer will we give you any useful information about when to expect things! Only things that have already happened! Even when episodes are 100% done and ready to be posted, a falcon will still probably swoop into our basement and carry my computer off into the wild blue yonder! Well, we ain't giving you the satisfaction, you feathery fuck! Get ready for these updates to just be loosely connected nonsense and absolutely no actionable intel! Y'all will just have to guess whether we're still working on episodes! Granted, the answer will always be "yes", but you still gotta guess! It's part of the ritual!

As far as streaming goes, you'll just have to wait until our usual day/time, WHENEVER THAT IS, and see if we've tweeted about it AFTER WE START. Only while a thing is already happening shall it be safe to tell you about it!

We're very frightened.

Like, this makes no sense, but it keeps happening! We are logical people! People of SCIENCE! We only believe in what can be proven with... math and shit. But this isn't math! This isn't math at all! This is witch-fuckery! And we won't stand for it!

Except... I guess we are... since we're just sorta bending to its whims. 

But still. 

Fuck you, curse.

Love,
Something Witty