Update: October 2020

TL;DR 

-SAOA 15: IS ON THE YOUTUBES!!!!

-SAOA 15 Bloopies: 55%

-MHAA 2 Editing: 82%

-MHAA 3 Scripting: 99.9% (First draft done!)

-MHAA Auditions coming this month! 

-SWE&D Campaign 1: I mean, Spencer says it's ending, but he's lied before

-IZZY GOT KITTENS!!!!!!

-Mild GLOW spoilers

L;R

Good day, fine friends!

You're looking wonderful today! Positively glowing! 

Okay, so I'mma to go off here real quick. Speaking of GLOWING, y'all hear that those mother fuckers over at Netflix canceled GLOW?!! The actual fuck?! It was gonna be the FINAL season! You couldn't give me one more goddamn season?! FUCK YOU!!!!!

Anyhoo, sorry about that. I have a lot of feelings. On to business.

As you've probs seen, SAOA 15 is back up on YouTube! It was released from copyright jail a lil sooner than usual, and it's already almost got 1 million views! Y'all are crazy! Thank you guys so much for not only that but the 35k of you that showed up to the premiere! Plus our channel just hit over 800K subs! Like...what? That's unbelievable! Almost as unbelievable as CANCELLING GLOW!!!! I need to know what boss bitch Debbie is gonna be like! Ya know she's gonna ruffle some feathers, but she's got their best interests at heart! They'll work through it as a family, cause that's what they were! And that's what Netflix killed! A FUCKIN FAMILY!!!

SO ANYWAY! The bloopies are coming along nicely. I don't wanna give you any spoilers, but Spencer continues to sound like a sexual deviant out of context. Just the way he likes it. Y'all go tell him on Twitter what a slut he is. He'll know whatcha mean. Just like I know y'all know what I mean when I say Bash still has such a long way to go on his journey of sexual discovery. THE BOY IS STILL SO CONFUSED! Ya just gonna leave him in sexual limbo forever, Netflix?! That marriage will never last!

SORRY! SORRY. Sorry... the wound is still pretty fresh. JUST LIKE ALL THE IDEAS THEY WOULD HAVE COME UP WITH AT THEIR NEW TV STATION!!!!

As for the editing on MHAA 2, it's going pretty good. Making a lot of progress and getting a bunch of difficult shots figured out. Carrie is almost done with the visuals, and since she's handing the lip flaps over to the Spanker boi, she'll be able to start work on the SFX and music soon! Can we just talk about what a perfect opener "The Warrior" was for GLOW?! Just really encapsulated the struggles of being a female performer in the male-dominated world of 1980's wrestling.
 

We also finished our first draft of the MHAA 3 script, because apparently Netflix doesn't give a shit about feminism, and we should have a final version nailed down pretty soon! As soon as we do, we'll be putting together audition documents for some class members, and not canceling a beloved show instead of just putting it on hiatus until the plague lifts. Let's just say... we're reeeeeeeally excited to find a Mineta~

We'll be posting links on Twitter: https://bit.ly/3ljBJ6i

Facebook: https://bit.ly/2SuK8Hr

Bring back GLOW: https://bit.ly/3jBqO7d 

YouTube Community page: https://bit.ly/3d8Rbz5
 

We look forward to hearing all of you talented bois' beautiful voices!

If you've been paying attention to our Friday streams (Every Friday at 2pm-6pm PDT on https://bit.ly/33ywOYT. We do this every Friday and we will continue to do it every Friday. We don't break our promises and abandon our fans! Like Netflix abandoned those Gorgeous Ladies Of Wrestling!), you'll know that our first campaign of SWE&D is drawing to a close. Maybe. We were told it was gonna end last week, but instead we just had our hearts ripped out. What's the deal, Spence? Either kill or get off the pot. We are supes sad that it's gonna be ending soon, and we'd love it if you guys joined us for the end of this journey and the beginning of the next. Ya know what other journey we were excited to see the next chapter of and was torn from us? FUCKIN FIREFLY!!!

BUT ALSO GLOW!

NOW I'M MAD FOR 2 REASONS!!!!

In happier news, Izzy has started a wonderful life journey with 2 precious gurls. They're kitties. 

He has officially adopted the first-ever true Witty Kitties!

LOOK AT THEM!!!!

He has named them Weiss and Blake, like the weeb he is. They are our betters and we shall treat them with all the respect that Netflix did not show GLOW. WHICH IS A FUCKIN LOT!!!

All HAIL WEISS AND BLAKE!!!

Alright, that's all we got for you this month. 

Hugs and kisses.

Feminism is dead.

Something Witty.