Update: February 26th, 2018

Oooooooh the productivity!!!!
Such production!!!!!
Much diligence!!!!

We got an enormous chunk of the recordings in for SAOA 13 (and a couple of missing pieces for MHAA).
I know, I was shocked too.

We even streamed some of our recordings on Unlocked. It's an awesome new app available for IOS (We know, Android coming soon so shut the fuck up). A bunch of ridiculously talented people are on there, like KaggyVA and ProZD as well as some more obscure peeps like Todd Haberkorn and John Barrowman.
Check it out if you haven't already: https://unlock.app.link/SomethingWitty
We can honestly say we have not (yet) been paid to say this.
We're whores now, you see.

Speaking of streaming like 8 lines ago, we streamed SAO: Fatal Bullet to our Twitch and Something Witty Gaming YouTube. It was by far our most successful stream...EVER!!!
Why didn't you guys tell us you just wanted us to stream Sword Art games? You guys really dropped the ball on that one. Geeeeeeeeez.
We'll be continuing our play-through on Friday at 2pm PST until we completely lose our sanity... speaking of Unlocked a paragraph ago, we'll be streaming a house tour on Unlocked after our Twitch/YouTube stream on Friday.
Click the link: https://unlock.app.link/SomethingWitty

Speaking of speaking of things, we'll be doing that thing we did last week but this week... and today.
In case, for whatever reason, that confused you, last week we had a Patreon exclusive hang out with the Discord fam. It went...yes.
This week we'll be watching the Death Note 2017 movie, which none of us have seen, so this will be an adventure.
As discovered last week, Rabb.it (the platform which we use to watch stuff with our Patrons) can only handle 25 peeps at a time, so it's gonna be Thunderdome up in dis bitch!!!!!
First come first served, kill ya neighbour!!!!
THE SPICE MUST FLOW!!!!!!
Cards on the table, I haven't seen the movie.

Speaking of spices, get your tickets for Sakura Con...cause it's gonna be a spicy time (Ya can't see it but I'm doing that finger thing. You know the one). Look, what do you want from me? Segues are hard.
We finished writing our promo video for Sakura Con. We got a bunch of fun surprises planned, hope to see you there.
That is if Sakura Con is cool and gives us a panel. Come on, Sakura Con. Canada was cool and let Carrie in. You wanna be cool like Canada, don't you?

So in conclusion.
CLICK IT, GOD DAMN YOU!!!!!!!!!
https://unlock.app.link/SomethingWitty

Love,
Something Witty Entertainment