Bonus #159 - Rage Reviews - A Trampoline Park
Added 2023-02-07 17:01:00 +0000 UTCVIDEO LINK: https://youtu.be/iX__qBAnpo4
Hey everyone, it's Bonus Dose Day, and this one's just a fun piece of comedy. You may not know, but I used to work for a company that provided the music and did voiceover work for thousands of family entertainment centers in North America. If you've ever been to a bowling alley, a trampoline park, a roller rink, or several other types of places and thought "huh, that REALLY sounded like Buckley on the PA speaker... but it couldn't have been..." it was. And I always really liked looking at the customer reviews for our clients, it was really the inspiration for the "Rage Reviews" segment in general. So, enjoy this one, I think it turned out really funny.
A somewhat personal edition of Rage Reviews, as Buckley looks at the negative reviews that Trampoline Parks get! Buckley's the voice at many family entertainment centers in North America, and thought it would be fun to look at the overprotective parents complaining about the music, other people's kids, and snobby employees. Who managed to have a bad time at a place where children go to play? These people!
Comments
King's Kids? As in MLK? I'm assuming it's some sort of after school program, and the reviewer is upset that they are "rap-style" kids?
Username User
2024-05-18 21:53:12 +0000 UTCI didn't work at a Trampoline Park, I worked for a company that provided various media services to family entertainment centers (music, music videos, and announcements). So I was in an office and a studio, far away from any children.
Adam Buckley
2023-04-03 13:39:25 +0000 UTCDamn! How the hell did you work at a trampoline park when you don't like kids Buckley?
AB-80X
2023-04-03 13:27:52 +0000 UTCI recall when i was younger id be listening to music and my step dad would say things like "no thats inappropriate" so id ask why. I didnt know nor did i care but now you gotta explain what p*ssy means to a 6 year old.
MiezuteCosplay
2023-02-16 04:01:16 +0000 UTCThe radio ads were gold lol
Taylor Wood
2023-02-15 18:04:59 +0000 UTCthat's not even remotely what ocd is dude
Numptaloid
2023-02-15 12:47:13 +0000 UTCthe heart attack bit made me laugh out loud, perfect delivery
Michał Michalski
2023-02-10 22:22:51 +0000 UTCThese kind of complains are done by people with OCD (need to complain on everything even if they are 99% satisfy with something). The thing is since theirs complains are too long and the fact that more people don't like to read, theses comments are not even noticed at all.
Daniel Brulotte
2023-02-09 01:06:23 +0000 UTCYou reading mgr as "midger" killed me 😂
Momma_Witch
2023-02-08 05:25:31 +0000 UTCHeart attack part was especially hilarious to me.
Gary Leigh
2023-02-08 01:38:58 +0000 UTCHaha yes, we used to get complaints about that, "the kids sing over the swear words!" I don't know what you want us to do about that... we actually had playlists that would NOT choose a song that had any swearing, even edited out. Or anything with any adult content of any kind (no drinking, smoking references, no sexual references of any kind). That eliminated 95% of major hits, and then they'd complain about that.
Adam Buckley
2023-02-08 00:14:35 +0000 UTCOh yeah, that's probable. I did a few water parks too.
Adam Buckley
2023-02-08 00:11:44 +0000 UTCI heard your voice at a waterpark in Arizona several years ago, and was never 100% sure it was you until now.
Quazillionaire
2023-02-07 22:35:58 +0000 UTCThat fake heart attack 😂😂😂
Ash Archer
2023-02-07 21:24:23 +0000 UTCI have to routinely deal with music and kids and it's always the adults who get offended at the stupidest things, not even actual swear words. They also think their kids somehow have never heard a swear word in their lives or aren't up on the latest songs. Fun fact: What happens when you play a song to a group of kids with a "bad" word cut out? You get about 30 kids yelling out that word at the top of their lungs.
Michelle
2023-02-07 21:18:35 +0000 UTCI lost it when you showed the clip of that kid getting faced by the dodge ball.
Josue guzman
2023-02-07 19:25:24 +0000 UTCI'm always momentarily confused when I'm out with some friends at a bowling alley and I hear Buckley's voice.
Branden Lange
2023-02-07 18:56:42 +0000 UTCDamn, those Kings Kids are at it again!
Mary Hammarlund
2023-02-07 17:51:21 +0000 UTCI hope the big kids are a bunch of Adam Sandler types playing dodgeball with the little ones 🤣 at least they aren’t saying if you can dodge a wrench you can dodge a ball! I played when I was in elementary school where each side had a college age guy and the other adults supervising on the sidelines. Best time as a kid ever, just learn to dodge and your puke monsters will be fine. And maybe just maybe don’t let you 3-5 year olds play? Food for thought as the 15 year old girl does her best to not call all of you a fucking idiot for asking what’s gluten free? People like this would make me not want to take any kids here. Not the staff or Kings Kids 🤣
Chantal
2023-02-07 17:42:59 +0000 UTCI wasn't sure what I was expecting when I saw 1 star reviews for a trampoline park, but this is hilarious! Do these people understand that when you decide to become a parent, you have to actually BE a parent? Teach your kids about proper use of swear words, what to do in an emergency, and how to handle someone being rude to you.
Emma Anderson
2023-02-07 17:35:58 +0000 UTCThat heart attack bit 😂
MichaelD8393 .
2023-02-07 17:32:48 +0000 UTC
