Absolute S Tier for me. Weird portello story - my parents got divorced, it wasn't a bad one, but still, divorced. The ONE joke they both maintained was telling us kids that the 'Preservative 223' in Portello was actually seagulls blood. It's what gives it that specific taste they would say. Cue to me, 9 years old on holiday in Rosebud with dad, telling kids on the beach that they are drinking seagulls blood. I remember one particular kids mum going beserk at me lol oh how my mum cackled when I told her that story