Thinkin' Bout Starting a Patreon

Our Heroes are fully independent now. We can't believe it either but we're excited. With 100% Eat, we're able to continue doing what we did with Face Jam but more frequently and on our own. We want to run down what we're doing on Patreon and why.

• At the $5 Bug tier, you're supporting us directly. We get support from regular podcast listeners but what you're doing is helping us keep the lights on and review every fast food restaurant. You will also get direct access to our Discord so you can connect with us and other 100 Percenters plus keep up to date on everything going on. You also get priority for your Food Court submission so you can find out if you or someone you love has committed a food crime.

• The $10 Grackle tier is where The Michael, Jordan Podcast lives. We'll be doing this podcast weekly and you'll get a private RSS feed for it. It's ad-free, it's rules-free, it lives in the spirit of the threepeat Bulls. You will also get a say in where we eat next. We'll be putting out polls for Grackles and tiers above to vote on. Let your voice be heard: Should we eat Burger King again? Please don't make us eat Burger King. Plus you get everything Bugs get. You're a Grackle. You're above Bugs.

• The $11 Compliments Grackle tier is the same as the $10 tier but we like you just a little more. You're a grackle with beautiful and iridescent plumage. You have the nicest beak. Wow, is that a beret?

• The $100 100% Fan Tier. Whoa. This is the closest you can ever get to becoming a Hero yourself. We will read up to 3 shoutouts per episode with your message included. Want to impress a Bug you know? Is it someone's birthday and this is your present? Wow, is that how you pronounce your name? Also you get everything at all the tiers. Also we love you.

• You can also join for free and be the first to know about new content and other updates. This is just the start, so you'll want to keep an eye out for any major updates as we continue to figure this mess out, uhhh, we mean grow. Also, we want to do lots of cool stuff but don't want to make guarantees about a schedule, so if you've joined at any tier you'll likely get the occasional bonus video too. As a treat.

Look, we're not expecting everyone to jump on Patreon for a podcast. It's totally fine if you just want to listen and nothing more, you're supporting us just by doing that. We also want to give people the opportunity to support us in more ways. Thank you to all the loyal Jammers-turned-100 Percenters out there.