(NSFW) Billy's Alien : Anatomy Lesson

You ask, I answer. Frfr. My art block is so heavy that this is the only thing my brain will let me resort to. Somebody yeET me into the abyss I swear—

Void and Battle of the Larynx by Melanie Martinez is whole ass Billy's Alien vibes bro.

Anyway, Billy's Alien is (originally) an NSFW story about a guy named William Ark who has done everything there is to do in life and, yet, he is still unsatisfied, he attempts to kill himself and unsuccessfully— an Alien space ship crash lands before him. "Saving him". But actually, this alien, Sallimgoluck, needs Billy's help to save his planet. Basically by human sacrifice. Or like... coma-crifice??? Their planet runs on 'human' pleasure LMAO IDK IT WAS A FCKN WEIRD DREAM OK— I never really worked out the logistics of it much, but that's the basics. But their planet, Bovallia, runs on The Ten Human Relics. They are in like test tube things and in a coma-state where they become immortal and dream of their perfect worlds/fantasies forever. But one day the system failed somehow and one of the tubes broke and the person in it came out, confused and freaked out because this world was not theirs, and started killing the alien people and the aliens had to kill them. Without the Ten, the planet was starting to slowly die. So they took Billy! Anyway, at the sort of like end of it, they find out that the planet never needed humans, the planets origins used to be very sexual and it was like a strip club for other planets but some of the Bovollian people didn't want that anymore so they kicked out that whole concept and as the years and years and years progressed, the planet started to die because a lot of the people were unhappy and the higher council needed to do something fast and so they search planets and found humans—! To stick in their gOLDEN GOO and they ended up becoming immortal and yeah. Also Bovollian's live for a loooooooooong ass time, to have the new age be eradicated of their pasts, the higher council committed mass genocide on the older people and kept the secrets to a limited amount of staff members and raised the children and new borns with new ideologies, they were very shameful about sex stuff so it was deemed unnatural by many and that's why many learned to be so thankful to the Ten humans. Not every alien agreed and still did the deed but it was rare. The concept was so skewed and broken from their planets ACTUAL origins that the people never got to know their planet just thrived on being happy and livin ur best life frfr. When the Ten Humans they believed so much in started to fail they all started to panic and be scared and so did their planet, leaving their planet dying. The original high council originally opened their gates to other planets and jazz to bring other planets and their people that same happiness, sexual or not. But some of the other planets started being dumb, taking advantage and mistreating the planet that THAT was the main underlying reason for the Bovollian's mass eradication of their past. I did not mean to dive so deeply into the world build but THERE U GO! :D

The SFW version is basically this, just less seggs-y stuff frfr uwu

You can actually read it right here.

This planet is also a planet I use a lot for a lot of my alien stories LMAO— I'll have to share those one day as well.