Zaggy Norse

Babbelas and Bakgat

Added 2021-03-03 17:28:46 +0000 UTC

The second-last tier of Patreon lets you place your fursona into the game as a minor character. I'm extremely fortunate that two friends have independently gone for this, and--knowing them as well as I do--I've been able to find a wonderful fit for them that I'm absolutely gagging to get to write :) Please meet: Babbelas and Bakgat!

That's their stage names, of course; their real names are Arktisk and Dustafyer. You'll find them hanging around The Painted Wolf most evenings until eleven, and weekends until three AM. They are...how you say: the entertainment? The sexy entertainment. Without clothes.

Okay, they're whores.

Babbelas is a springbok, and like his name ("hangover") implies, he's a fan of anything red that comes in a glass bottle. He's also a fan of anything veiny that comes in a sheath. He's a cocky little buck, and you might be forgiven for thinking he's going to try to take control in the bedroom...but that act will evaporate the very second you lay a hand on his horns. He'll turn into a slutty mess, begging for some rough play, before you can say "just thrust it in, big boy".

But don't imagine he's the slutmaster of this horny duo. Bakgat ("awesome") is a ragdoll housecat who's been sucking dicks longer than you've had chin hair, and he knows exactly what to do to make a stud unload his balls so hard, it'll take two days for them to descend again. His ass will play your body like a fiddle until the only noise you make is an F#, and he's got a money-back guarantee if he lets a single drop of cum touch the floor.

When these two aren't earning their rent in the rooms above The Painted Wolf, you'll often find them roaming Paardenrust, entertaining themselves. You'll be able to tell by the shirt Babbelas likes to wear; it says "I WILL cry". And it's true. Tears of joy, though.

I can't wait to show them off in-game in the future :D