IT'S THE SMACKDOWN SEASON PREMIERE!
AND YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS!
EVERYBODY BRAWLING TO START THE SHOW FOR NO REASON WHATSOEVER!
FOOTBALL ANALYSTS MAKING WRESTLING PICKS!
GUYS WHO ARE ON RAW NOW COMING BACK FOR ONE LAST SMACKDOWN FLING!
A TAG TEAM TITLE MATCH THAT NEVER ACTUALLY HAPPENS!
NOT A SINGLE DAMN WOMEN'S WRESTLING MATCH!
LARS SULLIVAN BEING CALLED 'THE FREAK' WAY TOO MANY TIMES!
NEW DAY MAKING GROWN MEN CRY!
(okay, that last one was legitimately moving, not gonna front)
AND OTIS BEING TEASED AS THE NEXT INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPION!
Everything sucks. Let's talk about it.
VIDEO: https://youtu.be/SU8r7nScwvo