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-VB-

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Today is July 3, 2009.

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♦Topic: Ask Mel Official Website

In: Boards ► General Forum ► Ask Mel!

The_App (Unverified Cape)(The App Creator/Founder)
Posted on July 3, 2009:
Hello, world!
First off, let me thank Parahumans Online community for giving us our own subforum! I’m actually a little excited~!
Now that we have announced our thanks, we will get to the real point of this thread.
We have our own website that will soon be released!
https://www.meltheapp.com
You can find out more about Mel and our team on it, but here’s a quick sneak peek at what you can find in there.
*The Tournament of Titans Official Ranking Board
*List of Future Tournaments hosted by Mel and our team.
*Real Life Missions!

AtoLo
Posted on July 3, 2009:
Real life missions?
Are you going to add any escort missions to torture us?

Judge
Posted on July 3, 2009:
Another improvement to the already great service? Geez, the App is steamrolling through.
Too bad I can’t invest in them.

XxVoid_CowboyxX
Posted on July 3, 2009:
This is all a scam. No one does all of this for free! If you’re not paying for the product, you are the product!

ORARARA
Posted on July 3, 2009:
Le gasp. Void said something sensible.
But Void also forgot that probably millions of people are paying Mel for her base subscription service. You know, the service you need to even join in all of the other stuff?
So Void is wrong as usual.

Jayjay1919
Posted on July 3, 2009:
So nothing changed! Hooray!
Honestly, I want to see this ranking board. I bet all of you that the Triumvirate aren’t at the top of all of those charts.

Terrible Turtle
Posted on July 3, 2009:
No bet. The Triumvirate are not the best at everything.

SirSometing
Posted on July 3, 2009:
Wait, why is the Triumvireate still a thing? Didn’t Eidolon die to the Simurgh?

Kekthejoe
Posted on July 3, 2009:
Yes, but the Protectorate made Myrddin part of the Triumvirate. A bit insulting to Eidolon, saying that Myrddin was a good enough of a replacement, but if that’s the best they have to sub in for Eidolon, then Protectorate is kind of screwed.

Reave (Verified PRT Agent)
Posted on July 3, 2009:
@Kekthejoe
Promoting Myrddin to Triumvirate status was not a decision made half-heartedly or just to secure ourselves fake security. Myrddin, for all of his eccentricities, is a powerful Protectorate hero. Please do not disrespect him or Eidolon by saying that he is not worthy of his new title.

MayNotBeLegend
Posted on July 3, 2009:
If you don’t live in Chicago, you don’t know.
If you live in Chicago, you know.
It’s obvious Kekthejoe doesn’t live in chicago.

MagnaDickus (Verified Cape)(The Elite)
Posted on July 3, 2009:
I’ll tell you all right now. The Elite will dominate the top charts. There’s too many powerful capes among the Elite for us to not be there.

MrShield (Verified British)
Posted on July 3, 2009:
You’re real cocky about that, huh? You realize that the Elite wouldn’t be placed in the top 5 here in Europe. Fucking sod off, ya prick. America ain’t the best. Void is from America.

37294749 (Temp Banned)
Posted on July 3, 2009:
And the continent that spawned the Nazis and now the Gesellschaft is better? Get your facts straight, bitch.

Tin_Mother (Moderator)
37294749, this is your first warning. Do not cuss at someone. This goes for you too, MrShield.

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-VB-

The Tournament of Titans
Official Ranking Board: 5v5 Team Battles

Rank - Team Name - Team Captain
1 - Triumvirate - Alexandria
2 - the Sleeper - The Sleeper
3 - Summer Court - Glastig Uaine
4 - The Guild - Narwhal
5 -  
6 - Tamil Rakshasa - Perumishna
7 - Teeth - the Butcher
8 - San Cresto Pioneer - 173
9 - Slaughterhouse Nine - Crawler
10 - PRT ENE - Armsmaster
[1] 2 3 4 … 10

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Official Ranking Board: 1v1 Duels

Rank - Name/Title
1 - The Sleeper
2 - Glastig-Uaine
3 - Alexandria
4 - Legend
5 - Wachamp
6 - Lung
7 - Black Rope
8 - ??? [Tag: 21153]
9 - Armsmaster
10 - Myrddin
[1] 2 3 4 … 10

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Official User Poll: Best Rewards!
(Only reward objects the winner(s) have publicly revealed)
Rank - Name of Object
1 - The Lucky Coin (166,829↑)
2 - 1-Up (90,003)
3 - Everflowing Bottle (81,555↑)
4 - Music Maker (69,622↑)
5 - The Faceless Mask (51,111↑)
6 - Panacea the Pill, 3 uses (38,450↑)
7 - Portal Gun (22,505↑)
8 - $50,000,000 (16,808↑)
9 - Aegis Shield (15,333↑)
10 - Copycat (9,556↑)
[1] 2 3 4 … 10

-VB-

A/N: meltheapp.com is not a real website