Muscular and veiny Penny buys protein
Added 2023-11-06 20:47:35 +0000 UTC[Sheldon and Penny go up the stairs of the building. Penny carries numerous bags of protein food, while Sheldon climbs up behind her.]
Sheldon: Penny, why the hell do you have so many bags? Do you plan to feed an army?
Penny: Oh no, it's just me and my dietary needs. You know, to keep me fit and energetic.
Sheldon: That's unfair. Why don't you use the potential energy stored in the food bags to help you climb these stairs?
Penny: [laughing] Sheldon, if I could convert the energy in these bags into pure physical strength, I wouldn't need to exercise!
Sheldon: [frowning] You have a point, I guess. But... there are too many bags! Do you really need all that protein?
Penny: Yes, they are essential for fueling my biceps. And that's why I need you, friend, to help me with just one bag, plus Leonard asked me to take care of you. Can you do it for me?
Sheldon: [sighs] Well, just for the exception that our friendship is a strong chemical bond and that's the only bag I'll carry.
Penny: Thanks, Sheldon! You are a hydrogen atom in my protein world of testosterone.
Sheldon: [mumbling] That is a very inaccurate comparison from a physical-chemical point of view, also you could
Having carried me and all your bags with just one giant arm of yours, how the hell can you lift so much weight?
Penny: Testosterone Sheldon, I have more testosterone in my nail than you, Leonard, Howard, Raj and all your friends combined...
